第十章 是我...算計了我

  “??問題???知??”艾思皺?眉???問??“???誰知????”


  “艾思哥????知??東西???哪?曉??”


  “???辦法?啊?”沉默許久?艾笑終於???“?家??知???問題?答案???最???題?啊?難????敗??最??關???絕?????”


  “???選?”


  “嗯????吧?”艾笑???“實??行??蒙唄?”


  “???背鍋?叫??背鍋??”艾思???眼???仿佛冷靜?陳述???關緊??事情?接????“?完全???緒和依據?完全瞎蒙?情況???蒙??概率?百分??”


  “???種事??”艾笑驚????????於??離譜?事情??具?體??其??格仿佛早?知??習??常?

  艾思點?點??“或許???造物主?懲罰吧?當??用智商?解決?部分事情??候???運???變?稍微差點?嗯??定律?叫萬物守恒?”


  “請問百分???稍微差點??”艾笑?臉愁容?“????怎?辦?”


  “??放艾義?”


  “艾義??知?答案???????知???”


  ??艾笑?疑問艾思罕見?沉默?許久??????“當???擁?超高?智商卻從??用智商?解決問題?????獲?稍微?點兒?運????許??萬物守恒定律吧”


  “誰?哥??用智商???”艾義入主?體?仔細????屏幕??題???成竹?胸????“接????給????哥?何用智商?解決??題?”


  “首先?題幹?經???清???”艾義指????題目?“由題目?知??武當山?張真?遺留???蒲團?所???首先排除峨眉山?”


  “接???選?????辦?啊?”艾義?嘴角露??絲?秘?微笑????兜?摸摸掏掏?最?拿???骰??

  “??選項??樣???均分????”


  “???哪門?靠智商解決問題????丟骰??運???”


  “???樣?”艾義?滿?解釋??“???靠智商排除???選項???”


  “???1?A?4?B?56??”艾義把骰?往空?高高??丟?“?靈靈?靈靈?正確答案快顯靈?”


  “滴滴滴檢測??明飛行物體?執行摧毀程序”


  鐵門突?亮?紅燈?金屬音?含任何感情?響????刻??成??臂粗?炮管從門?伸??

  咻~

  ??激光射????半空?旋轉??骰??瞬??打成粉末爆??

  “?明物體清理完畢?危險掃描?掃描完畢掃描結果?安全?程序待機?”


  “原???樣啊?”艾義瀟灑?揮?揮??掃?空??粉塵???姿勢帥??理?理?型?最?

  果斷??屏幕?按??D選項

  “峨眉山?丫??第??排除????”


  “排除??代表它??正確答案啊”艾義指?指屏幕?“?信??”


  屏幕?????0分甲級?比?亮眼

  ?門甲級?最???門鎖解鎖完畢?

  “算???運??????????靠智商排除???選項???靠選項排除???智商”?等艾義抗議?艾笑摸?摸鼻?轉移換題?“所?張真??蒲團?什??放?峨眉呢?”


  “?????搞清???題?什???理題比較??”艾思???“走吧?既??經?關??該?拿?家醫院通行證??”


  鐵門打???????尋常?木門????尋常?房???房??房門??用??隨意?紙條貼?院長室??字?

  “?關卡設計?真?麻煩??什?夜鬼??亂用羅??陣?名????家醫院??等?見???院長?非????教訓??頓?”艾笑??話拉?院長室未鎖?房門?“讓?知?本仙帝?唔~~”


  啪?

  ??刻?艾笑關??房門?東??西望望?仿佛做賊?虛?遲疑?片刻

  ??再次打?房門

  啪?

  ??秒?艾笑又迅速關??門

  “???剛剛??錯?話”艾笑??翼翼????“????睡眼迷離?衣冠?整?女??”


  “?果????瞎?話?應該??錯”艾才冷靜?回應??問題?

  “剛剛??屁孩???院長阿姨??院長??女????奇怪?吧?”艾義?樣???其實??早?注意????問題?畢竟??“阿姨”?種描述女性?詞匯捕捉敏感度僅次於“姐姐妹妹”或者“?美女”?類?“形容詞”?

  “??????見???醫院?院長???”


  “??哪家醫院??見院長??”艾思????補充????“剛剛房門推???瞬??雖????用?體???味覺??????見她?桌???杯裝?紅色液體?高腳杯?應該?紅酒??她?狀態應該???睡眼迷離???醉醺醺?”


  ?陣莫名尷尬??話???家?陣沉默?

  “艾義???吧?”


  “?什?????”


  “???最喜歡和女?”


  “??漂亮?妹??懂嗎?妹????阿姨?”


  “??啊??夜鬼?年紀?雖??喊?阿姨??實際年齡或許”


  “萬???怎?辦???管?剪刀石?布??”


  ????嫦山市精?病院院長室?門外??始????左?與右??剪刀石?布?表演

  最??帶?翩翩?度推?院長室房門????姿態優雅?騷包?艾義

  艾笑?奇怪?艾義?家夥明明運??????應該??運?逆???所??家夥難??故意?輸??

  ??刻?艾笑突?醒悟????

  ???機婊?果??願意把機?讓給別???又怕??阿姨?笑話吧???輪剪刀石?布???老阿姨?話其????話????

  反正?種遊戲???艾義?贏?幾乎???輸??故意輸掉????穩穩?拿??次機???

  艾笑突?明?????理?????體???己??活?快樂??舒????需?算計?