132、相聲 四 新

  樸吆聯?罵??“???祖先?１萬年?文明??????曆史久遠．????……”


  ?雨橫眉冷??“????什??別?????周口店?猿?老祖宗距今?經?７０萬年??夠?吧?等???科學家加??把６０萬年?虧空給補???再?吧?”


  樸吆聯?“７０萬年?啊????啊?真??”


  ?雨譏諷??“７０萬年??夠?夠臭屁?阿?”


  樸吆聯驚慌失措??顫顫巍巍???“??叫???科學家加??研究????華夏京城?猿??????韓國猿?祖先教??”


  “???????先叫???科學家加??研究??韓國猿??哪??”


  “噗哈哈……”觀眾又???又?笑????嗎?什???韓?國??

  ?場觀眾??數??業內?士?????相聲演員?

  比?嶽海鯤?師傅?郭藝鐵?於虛?藝海社?演員?

  郭藝鐵?整?華夏相聲藝術??名?最???位??受觀眾?喜歡?

  郭藝鐵??十幾年?老搭檔?於虛???“?種相聲?法?新奇??像?幾?派?傳承?”


  於虛點點??“加入搞笑?段?元素?並且??單純?搞笑?其???突??主題?厲害啊?”


  郭藝鐵認同?點點??“?????試?轉型???相聲??做?加????尚元素????受眾廣?點?”


  ???郭藝鐵接???“????同行?罵娘??剛剛張國強老?????直接罵街??”


  於虛嗨?聲?“?????喊?反?俗???見???高雅?”


  “??????????????????懂．????????學習?相聲嗎?知?相聲?韓??明?嗎?”


  ?雨?“????學學???相聲怎??成?韓國??明???”


  樸吆聯?“??華夏?叫韓?什??”


  ?雨嘿嘿?笑?????棒??”


  樸吆聯?“??棒???木?旁?旁邊?目???眼.……”


  ?雨???“奧??知???????????????????”


  樸吆聯?知廉恥?叫?“哇?聰明啊???????韓國???快?學??韓國???明?”


  ?雨?“佩服?佩服?”


  樸吆聯?“??跟?學?什?收獲嗎?”


  ?雨????“別?臉老師?從您????????理????科學家??????樣?研究成果??因???加?????韓國????臉皮厚?回??????檢討?”


  ?雨???花費十幾分鍾?將?段相聲娓娓???

  嶽海鯤??思議?捂住嘴?“???哪?太??思議????真??臉?”


  “哈哈哈……”觀眾?嶽海鯤?語?和表情逗笑?

  ?雨嗯?聲?“??什??候?臉??”


  “咯咯咯”嶽海鯤偷笑?“?????哦?????臉?”


  ?雨拿?桌???毛巾擦擦汗?“世界?????世界?????世界遲早?韓國???”


  “哈哈哈……”


  “?意思????棒???反駁???”


  “嘴?合?攏?棒??恥????抹賤?”


  嶽海鯤?“韓國???厲害???什?????明?呢?”


  ?雨拿?兩???數??“漢字?????耶穌??????佛??????聖??????東西??????”


  “哦～”嶽海鯤驚訝?張?嘴?“???華夏?什??明?”


  ?雨騷??笑?“???明?韓國??”


  ?雨?相聲結束?舞台落幕?兩?走???

  台??掌聲響???雷鳴般?經久?衰?

  叫?聲?表?聲?吹口哨聲?絡繹?絕?

  主持??台???“感謝?雨?嶽海鯤帶??演??讓???眼界???闊?原?世界?????樣??國?”


  主持??調侃?引?哄??笑?

  ?台


  嶽海鯤問??“怎?樣?第?次?相聲?跟??演戲唱歌??樣吧?”


  ?雨深????點點??“?確??樣?”


  嶽海鯤笑??“快????哪???樣?”


  “累?”


  嶽海鯤?臉???耷拉?????表情???“?……?…?討厭～”


  ?雨??台??戲精?嶽海鯤?哈哈?笑?

  ?雨拿??機??知????網?肯定?熱議?

  果???所料??打?社交?門戶網站?各?新聞?文章?言論鋪?蓋???貶??誇????誰做?????各?各??理?

  ?雨登陸微客???串?艾特信息撲????

  許??華韓藝??譴責?雨??讓?雨公??歉?

  “?韓?容詆毀?否則??懷疑華夏??整體素質?”@?雨


  權智窿?“希望官??給????交代????????使館申訴?並且退?華夏市場?”


  權智窿??番言論?讓??粉絲慌??哭?求??離??

  “歐巴???走?管??眼紅患者幹嘛?”


  “權哥哥?求???別走???十億姐妹?舍????”


  “滾???癟????走??什?影響??記住???棒?需?華夏市場???華夏市場需????懂嗎?”


  “頂?真?知???棒?哪??勇?叫囂?”


  “樓?走??嗎??果歐巴走?????殺?”


  “???吧??孝?女?罔顧活????”


  ?雨淡淡?笑?回??“??算什?東西?????棒???真把?己當金箍棒???歉?華夏?創造?????知?感恩嗎?”


  所?????驚???舞台??雨更加暴躁?根本?顧形象?罵?

  王思蔥?劉寧寧?張君?林若煙?郭藝鐵?韓?莫??半?娛樂圈???聲援?雨?聲勢?蕩宏??

  導演?演員?相聲??品?音樂????武俠?娛樂圈各行各業???挺?當??????懟??

  ?秋晚?兩???華夏官?站台???保護華夏?娛樂環境??台限韓令?

  任何韓?藝??每年??固定?????華進行演??演??點?節目須經?嚴格?審批才?播??