第11章 剛到偵察連就給我露了一手
新兵連結束??????分?連隊?????偵察連???章?????於?乎??背?背包???班長?帶領????偵察連?
偵察連營房??老兵??進行散打訓練??穿?常服???新兵蛋????操場??甚?紮眼?老兵?往??瞅?偵察連連長??凶????頓?“哎???幾????花呐?給?訓練?”幾?老兵聽?趕緊撤??錘沙袋?
?立正敬禮?“報告?偵察連新兵筱壯向您報??”連長回禮?????“????”?回答?“報告?十??”“哦——?班長?”連長喊??
“??”?聲爆響???黑臉從訓練場跑???“??新兵交給??班??給?帶???”連長把?安排給???黑臉?
“??”?班長敬禮?
?定睛????操????許?嗎?弄??愣????笑??“班長——”許?拍拍??肩膀?笑??“????又落????吧?哈哈?”“?錯?又落班長????”???意思????“走?跟????班??帶?見識見識?班什?樣?”??跟?班長???
?群老兵??錘沙袋???老兵領???新兵蛋?走?訓練場??老兵??往?邊瞅??新鮮?
班長先領??宿舍樓?給?指?指??床鋪??把背包放??把床鋪??疊成豆腐塊?勒???班長讓?把常服脫??換成作訓服?跟???訓練????語????讓?歇?歇?直接讓??訓練??辦法???遵命??誰讓?又落????呢?遵命??快速?把常服脫掉?換??作訓服?肩膀?扛??拐?“快點?”班長催??“????等??”?正拉?拉鏈呢?轉?答應???句“?”字???????班長?從窗戶跳??????嘴巴驚訝成哦字??趕緊跑?窗邊往???班長?情況?班長什?事????徑直向訓練場走??
?滴??腿??受傷?嗎???跳????班?宿舍??樓?????樓???給班長幾?膽?????往?跳吧????才知??偵察連全?鳥???樓?老兵?樓從??走樓梯?全?跳窗戶??樓???此?????鳥???層?樓房蹭蹭????比?樓梯快???
??班?宿舍??樓?每次緊急集合??第??哨??響?集體跳樓????句話?團?傳?佳話?最?團長?知????頓海訓?
??????跳樓???次差點???命危險?連長讓????辦公室拿點東西???樓梯???由於跳樓跳習慣????見窗戶??跳?????哦哇靠???高???算?吧?乖乖走?樓梯?
退伍?????習慣跳窗戶???候????感謝?偵察連班長教??攀岩???活?太受用???次??門把鑰匙落家?????樓層?高?脫?外套????點?樓層?於?????什????鄰居誤?????偷?差點報警??笑眯眯?解釋??落鑰匙?家?次數太????次真?派?所??????局????戰友???????????什??
——扯??點遠??再給??扯回??
班長從?樓跳????????跳???候???????????乖乖走????????班長首先歡迎?????班??????老兵又?歡迎?通?????跟??塊練??什?側彈踢正踹側踹勞什???通通弄?遍?又什?擺拳、勾拳?又弄?遍???又綜合格鬥亂??糟?????於??????老?常談????班長????由搏擊高??讓?給??露????怎?敢??推辭???行??????渣渣?????哄讓班長給??露???班長?????行?????腳把?給震住???腳把沙袋踹爛??用???受傷???腿?????老兵油????吹????
??肯定????踹沙袋?什????什????踹?試試?反正??踹?爛?
??班長??訓??
班長踹??候?附近班?老兵?停???熱鬧???候連長??樓????咣當?腳?沙袋?踹?窟窿?沙?嘩嘩往外?流?旁邊?班長壞笑??“老許??又?倒黴??”?句話真靈驗??位班長???話往往??靈驗???般?????事???
????當?副班長??候??跟??班長關係?比較??挺照顧????次團?抽調??班?比賽???班長?肯定????班????別瞎?啊?肯定???結果?最??真???班?把?????從????比賽?????抽????班?臨走??候?連長?給??打?????最??????算滿意?成績???
連長?樓??見?當??怒???聲音穿透??強?“許??????事幹??吧?跟?沙袋?意???給老?補?它?”??第?????見識???連長?作???利索???連長姓王?暫且稱??王連吧?
班長聽?當??乖乖?把沙袋揪??拿?補???樣別提??寫??????當???特種?隊?何?隊???鳥樣?真?欠揍???事??再??哎呀呀太痛快??
當??連長並??怒?????樣式??????連長??點什????掛?住?當??肯定?笑?肯定??
???第???班長??新兵???醜?讓連長海訓?頓?肯定?樂意???火??給??班???????虐??新兵嘛?第?年???啥?果?吃?最髒?、最累?、最苦???新兵???反抗?門?????????膽????嗎????????跟?揍????????????例?嗎?據???分?連隊和班正????揍?班長???班?哎呀???巧?巧????又落??????真?替?感?惋惜?
今??周??明?周????休息??????????事??休息?休息??啦?同班?老兵???叫?土豆?土豆?????勁歎??唉唉唉???奇???問?什?老?歎?啊?土豆??“??知?啊?咱班長??周?挨訓?周???加訓????變?定律?所?明?別?休息??等?訓練吧?”???吧??聽??????暈菜????
晚???按照訓練?綱?晚?加餐?拉體?????張報紙?做俯臥撐直?把報紙侵透?止??????知怎???????汗?把?急??別?戰友??經透???愣????半???趕緊做??樣???做?比??老兵???半????
老兵??做完???剩??己??吭哧吭哧??????旁邊老兵????土豆????跟班長求情???“差??行??班長?筱壯?剛??”班長兩眼?瞪?“剛??剛?咋啦?剛???特殊??灶?給?做?直?紙侵透?止?”老兵????話??默默???????????折騰?
假??活欺騙???別吱聲?別張揚??己?默默?走???——筱壯
?錯??句話?????
?少年???才知??吃虧???種福?保華???點?錯
今??醫院??牙疼?受????折磨死????年??候??????候?????醫院?醫?用牙鑽給?弄?哎喲???真??疼啊??怪???候吃糖吃?太???蛀牙?唉——?悔終?啊?書友??定?記住?愛護??己?牙齒?別像?似??進醫院?滋味真????受?
昨?因?牙疼??寫??情極差???班??候真?受?????家吃??顆止疼片????覺??效果?本?又?網?查怎樣快速?止疼???網?????法??哪??用呢?試試吧?於?乎??采用?網?最簡單??法??酒與花椒??先?拿?幾粒花椒放?牙洞????麻勁??覺越?越疼????摒棄????法；采用第?種??倒?幾毫升?酒?用棉簽沾?牙洞??嘴??股酒味?哎呀??滋味太美妙???????管用??給老板請?假??把鬧鍾全部關????早??睡覺??疼成?樣???睡???真??太佩服??己????呼呼?睡??早晨??候??覺?怎?疼??難??止疼藥?效果???????止疼藥藥效??????????疼嗎????床?醫院???醒??候??點??居?睡?十??????睡眠質量……????佩服??己??
????醫院?醫?用牙鑽?????鉤???真?疼啊??
????真?奉勸各位?千萬?保護?牙齒?????像??樣?
——扯遠??