第九十五章 尿到病除 新
??趙仁傑????消息??林???微微?笑???回複?:“????候???玩火容易尿床?其實?????定事實依據??火???祛除邪祟?火亦?分陰陽??實世界???所???火???陽火??體??火?亦?陽火?陽火與陽火?夠交相輝映????導致?體?陽?特別旺?萬事萬物講究????陰陽平衡?陽????未必??件?事情???體???????平衡功??當陽??重????????排放???????形成??種類似於尖端放電?樣?效應……”
趙仁傑?“額……?和昨?晚??事情?半毛錢?關係?”
林??“當??關係??孩???童???嘛?因??未破除元陽?所??陽?什??????重??重?剛才??給???尖端放電?因?尖端放電效應?陽?總??源源?斷?向???點匯聚?所??童?尿???成??付邪祟?利器?所??童?尿?????用??付鬼打牆?”
趙仁傑?“??意思???昨晚所遇?????鬼打牆?”
林???微笑?點?點??“????己?躺?床??其實??經???家?????果??張床????點?????每走?步??等於離她更近?分??果?從床?坐?????走??第?步????躺??其實並非??回??原點?反?等於?走??第?步?所???果遇???樣?事情?最???式???躺?床??動?否則啊????跳入?家預先設定??陷阱當??誒……等等?按?理?????童?尿?夠破除鬼打牆?莫非????童????”
趙仁傑?“??????”
趙仁傑?“??問題?拒絕回答?”
林??“嗬嗬?”
趙仁傑?“按照????法??豈???睡覺???果提?尿床?話????遇見???什?鬼打牆??”
林??“額???嘛……?剛才???童?尿??破除鬼打牆?並???撒泡童?尿???避免鬼打牆?確切???陽??極具揮?性??所??童?尿????剛撒????候管用?”
趙仁傑?“??????”
林??“所??????睡覺??喝點水?”
趙仁傑?“??????”
林??“其實??????法……”
趙仁傑?“什??法?”
林??“????晚??睡覺?”
趙仁傑?“晚??睡覺當?仙啊?”
林??“?????睡啊???……”
趙仁傑?“??什??”
林??“即使?晚???睡?她???盡辦法讓?睡??鬼怪?類??最擅長????催眠??所??最??辦法???睡覺??喝點水??果遇??類似?情況??泡童?尿???解決所?問題??謂?尿?病除?”
趙仁傑?“??????”
?課??趙仁傑謹記?林???話?
???午?正??課?於???回?寢室?第?件事情???睡覺?
同寢室?哥??趙仁傑?行?感????解?
?家??睡覺??候??????
?家???正嗨??候??卻躺?床?睡覺?
??????經病?
?學?相?於高?????????逍遙?
伴隨?日新月異?寬帶?網速??????提高?雖?比?外??網絡?貌似差????點???即使??兆?網絡??比??兩兆?????吧?再加????限流量?普及?咋????電腦?打?英雄聯盟??機?刷?王者農藥?
誰??????用?
千萬別低估?咋?華夏男兒?智商?
畢竟昨晚??睡??夜???才?午??夥?隨?驕陽正盛?嗨????????因?????裝逼?睡覺?蝦特啊譜???屏蔽周圍?嘈雜?趙仁傑索性戴??耳機??曲涼涼透入?扉?
睡覺??越????睡???候??越?睡?????於強迫症患者?????件特別苦惱?事情?
???趙仁傑?於????貌似??經驗?
?於??每?早??點半準??床?????每??晚?某??候???定?強迫?己睡??
??樣??強迫?經驗???
趙仁傑??法????別特?老???怎樣才?讓?己睡??因?越??樣???越睡???
最??辦法???讓?己?思路跟?歌聲走??果??每?首歌?????故事?????直接讓?己變成故事???主角???
?知?覺?趙仁傑進入?夢鄉?
??夢??香?
?久??做???美?夢??
???幺????陌??床???鬼打牆……
嗯?真香?
晚??睡覺???睡……
嗬嗬?果????錯?辦法?
趙仁傑?始從???感激??名叫林??家夥?
短??內打破?己??物鍾?至少比尿床???吧?
嗯???撐????????
?概??午?點半??候?趙仁傑?鬧鍾驚醒?
覺再香????睡?晚???????睡?覺????費??
“兄弟?今????誰????通宵?呀?”
???通宵?兩?原因?
其??學校寢室晚??斷網?
其??所??靈異事件?貌似???寢室??????????網吧?種燈火通明、??眼雜?????位?姐姐再厲害???至於???庭廣眾??動?吧?
強??“???通宵?傑哥?意思???網吧?”
趙仁傑?“??呢?”
鬆哥?“?網吧?通宵?太陽從西邊????”
?明?“?啊?傑哥???像?????格?”
趙仁傑?“?給?????幾?遇?靈異事件????信??????網吧?????信?”
鬆哥?“嗨??事怪???該和傑哥打??賭???弄??理陰影???”
趙仁傑?“鬆哥???話???高興?啊?什??理陰影啊?特??????家直接弄?樓???!????理陰影解釋????”
強??“額???……昨?早?????門??確實?夠證明傑哥?從外?進????弄???灰?至於???從樓??????????知??”
?明?“傑哥?確定??玩笑?”
趙仁傑?“?玩笑??像??種??玩笑??嗎???納悶?呢?????樓??明明??????!???姐姐??什??纏?????啊?”
???寢室???瞬?陷入?沉靜當?????門?動打????寢室?確實???????寢室!
??趙仁傑??確實?像??種喜歡?玩笑??……
???許?事情???眼見?實?
?家???半信半疑?
鬆哥則若?所思???:“??傑哥?????叔?恰?懂點兒玄學?????讓?給????價格什????商量?”
趙仁傑:“??倒??用??最近認識???哥???給?介紹???真正??師?哥???真正?高????義務幫?降妖除魔??收錢???老騙?!”
鬆哥:“??????”
趙仁傑:“?家??法?確實比什?符啊紙啊什??管用??給???啊??昨?晚???遇??和??晚?同樣?事情??覺醒??????己躺???張陌??床?!??按照?哥?給????法??躺?床?別動??緊閉?雙眼?雖?聽??什?聲響????站?床?????耳朵吹???且??感覺???冰冷???????摸?摸????股冰涼?直透入?????體當???依舊保持?動……????知?覺又睡???第??醒??????己?經回???己?床????全?冷??命!”
強?:“所??今?早????站?外?叫??門?”
鬆哥:“所???????清早???洗澡?洗??久?原因?”
趙仁傑:“涼?整整?夜??衝點熱水????主?”
鬆哥:“???????又????件事情??樓?學期死??????纏????????????姐姐?”
???????鬆哥??寢室??膽?最??????
趙仁傑:“??別????晚????樓?走廊????真?????女??影??至於?誰??真?知?……”
強?:“??兩?別???弄????敢???寢室??住?!”
聯??剛才趙仁傑????站?床?????耳朵吹??再????寢室???格局?像?種???鋪???鋪?構造??晚?睡覺??候??果?平躺?睡??床?站?????話?吹?口??恰??夠吹進??耳朵?????候??果???翻???向外??恰??夠??????臉!
?????強??由?主??寒?栗?
?尼瑪!
?明:“剛才誰?????通宵??”?
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