《北佬》上卷73 牽線的媒婆
冬至節?傍晚?點?鍾?楊籽?傳呼機又響??依??阿美?留言:
“?東西????????美女?”
楊籽?門衛室回?電話?
“怎????美女!什?‘?????’?”
“?東西??什?意思啊??????嗎?晚???家吃飯?年紀輕輕????始健忘??”
“真???啊?”
“?當????定?必須????明?嗎??東西?????話?算話吧???????性格喔??放?????單獨和?吃飯???其???”
“??吧????早呢?”
“?????吧?幫??打打??做飯????????重??任務:????姑娘今??日???買份?日禮物送給她?”
“????姑娘?幼兒園??朋友????學???學??”
“哈哈????東西???工作?成年女孩????姐妹?明??嗎?”
“?樣倒?難?????朋友?女孩??送?玩具?比?芭比娃娃?毛毛熊?類???、?學女????送?學習用品?或者?套??書籍?甚至??像??讀書??候?樣?送?音樂盒、工藝品?類??”
“??成?、?工作??姐妹??真??知?送什???”
“????追女孩???候?或者???女友??日???送給?家??什??”
“??同!?真?送?別?女孩?什?禮物??女朋友燕????送給?她?喜歡??喜歡?衣服裙??類?——?”
“唉??幹嘛?哪壺??提哪壺??告訴??:??輩??????????提?她????再?樣?咱倆??再?朋友????恢複?領導與?屬?關係?”
“????????真??????楊??真???故意???真誠?向??歉?請原諒???嘛?……”
阿美??驚慌失措、?悔莫及、忙?迭??電話???責??向楊籽?歉?
楊籽突???:旗峰公園?次:因??己?失態?導製阿美由歡?喜??變成噤若寒蟬般淚濕香腮、???憐?場景?
楊籽馬?改變?語?語調?:
“唉??美女???女孩???告訴?應該送給??姐妹什??日禮物?”
“???買束玫瑰花??吧?”
“?更?合適??又?認識??姐妹?況且哪?男?隨便送給女孩?玫瑰花???點???懂滴!”
“再???送花??實惠??兩??凋謝?????送把芹菜呢?既寓意?勤勞持家?又?炒菜吃；兩全其美???!”
“?朋友真??喜歡花?咱?車?玫瑰?百合?月季?荷花應?盡???且比真花?漂亮?常年??凋謝??問問?朋友?她喜歡哪????找馮廠長????箱??給她帶???”
“哈哈……!???東西?虧??????”
“?抓緊????吧?見??再??”
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楊籽掛?電話?又????兒???????給阿美??姐妹送什?禮物合適?楊籽?走?門外請教廖叔?
“廖叔????老鄉?朋友??工作??姑娘???日???吃飯?應該送什?禮物合適?”
“??東莞??或者??邊?活???最講究實惠??般??日?喝酒???封?百塊錢?紅包?當啦!?送禮物??除非新房入夥?才送禮物?”
“嗯???主意?錯?謝謝廖叔?”
楊籽回?宿舍?拿???錢?讓宿管梅?轉告李?妹:?己??老鄉家??今晚??陪她?逛街??
“???陪她?吧??????逛逛?別老?悶?廠???妹她?????????打???房???????聽歌????回??晚?十?點鍾?????必須離??”
“???”
楊籽又交代劉虎:
“假?工廠?什?事?己處理????打??傳呼??點鍾???幫馮廠長打??班卡??點鍾??再打??班卡?”
“明??隊長?”
楊籽?廠外?士?店?買??利?封(紅包)?老板娘?收錢?楊籽封?兩百塊錢?紅包?路邊坐?公交車?直奔?朗鎮?
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楊籽?阿美租住??區???超市附近?買???水果?楊籽?次?阿美家???門口??阿美直接刷門禁卡帶楊籽進???所?楊籽??記?阿美所住?樓棟號和門牌號?保安?從聯係核實??給進?
楊籽?拿??兩?蘋果遞給兩?保安員其??????:
“?哥??知??朋友住??棟靠湖邊?樓??樓????派??兄弟跟?進??”
“????????門口值班呢?”
楊籽又遞???蘋果?保安員又接?楊籽???蘋果??:
“????輕易帶?明?份??進?區?”
“?哥???她??機號????幫?查詢??她?門牌號?”
“????隨便查住戶信息?”
“?哥?再???經常??門口?入?穿職業?領裝?、?漂亮?女??熟?熟悉住哪家?”
“噢?她呀——??認識??買?香蕉?少??斤?”
楊籽扭?走??楊籽覺????保安員堅持原則??????素質太差??論?禮貌、態度??語言語???流露?傲慢、?硬?和?己培訓????完全????檔次????己廠??保安員??每??訪?客????服務熱忱、?禮?節；?員工??態度和藹?親?執罰??嚴厲與溫情並存?
並且???保安員?貪?便宜?嘴臉?覽?餘?和??除?李?勇???拚?並且?收??處??幫忙?貨?
“??打老?香蕉?主意?哼??把??蘋果?回????經便宜????”
楊籽憤怒??又提?重重?水果、穿?馬路?走??十?分鍾?找????店?給阿美打???電話?
“……”
“?東西???哪兒?怎?????”
“??超市?邊?半??????家?區門口???知?門牌號?賄賂?保安員??蘋果????給?進?”
“哈哈?記?住門牌號??明???家太勤?唄?8棟301?快點?吧?”
楊籽又走回?區門口??阿美?經??門口等??
“幹嘛又買???水果?”
“?領導家吃飯?哪敢空??呢??????穿?完??鞋???????”
“?東西!學??耍貧嘴?!”
“?廚房?燈泡?什?樣????超市買幾?飛利浦??”
“哈哈?燈泡又亮??並且今晚??????電燈泡?”
阿美戲謔????句楊籽?明???話?
“?真??知??給??朋友買什??日禮物合適??封???200塊錢??紅包???合適嗎????再?訂?蛋糕?”
“蛋糕?訂??!紅包?算?????真??太?哄女孩??哦?”
“誰??日???家???????己?日吧??快告訴?!”
“??!???日早??????年?????日???東西!????日???知?送?什?禮物啦??明年?!?定????便宜放??!”
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楊籽??進?阿美家門??台阿英突?從屋?迎????????沾??粉???超乎楊籽?意料?
“?眼睛妹妹!?怎?????啊?”
阿英?色微紅?尷尬似??:
“???早?????美姐叫????”
“?東西!怎??話呢????眼睛妹妹????老鄉??姐妹?怎??????家啊????讓?約?家??吃飯嘛?!?覺??外?吃???咱???家?做!”
阿美邊?邊衝楊籽擠眼?
“???!?眼睛妹妹???別?意思???覺????????驚喜!”
“真?驚喜??楊哥!再給???驚喜:快??!???給?包水餃?”
“哈哈!??包???叫水餃呀?????????醜死?!”
“?東西!??????告訴阿英???喜歡吃水餃?阿英??晚?包給?吃!弄???午??包??十幾???阿英??????????!”
“???!?美姐??喜歡吃水餃??提議今??節???包水餃給?吃?美姐?帶??走??遠?路?找AH餃?館??找??最?找??家HN?館?吃?水餃?美姐?請教??家老板娘?怎?弄餃?餡?回???網查??家和HN?口味差??????試?包??”
“?本???市場買餃?皮和餃?餡??美姐???做????工水餃????買???粉??己剁?餡????????包???超市買??包餃?磨具???包???所?才??醜!”
阿英滿臉通紅??口??完???話?楊籽扭??向阿美?
阿美突??和楊籽?目相???臉緋紅?轉??????又恢複正常??色?
“?東西!?愣?幹什??快?洗?幫忙呀????告訴?:????包水餃吧???慘??咱??油炸丸?和?團?嘍?”
“?別??包水餃?真??點?論做飯????煮?條和水餃?行!”
“??!??倆包吧???燒麂?內???”
楊籽??洗???把??半盆象?糊?樣?“餃?皮”?又重新加??粉和??阿英擀皮?楊籽笨拙?包餃??
楊籽內?波瀾?伏:?己?意???句話?阿美卻聽者??；並且花????精??付諸行動?
?於失??刻苦銘?、??今?永?複返?愛情?楊籽??????離家千??異鄉??????濕冷落寂?冬至?節??種友誼?又?怎樣?溫暖???令?熱淚盈眶啊?
阿英??改往日和楊籽?門衛室播報廣播??活潑歡快?嬌羞扭捏?沉默?語?????用?雙水汪汪??眼睛?偷偷?瞄兩眼楊籽?或???眼廚房門口?用紙巾快速?把楊籽臉???粉擦??
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“喲???兩??家夥??怎?啦?平???台偷偷摸摸??‘?楊哥哥’、‘?眼睛妹妹’叫?比誰?歡?????怎?啦??聲?吭???快?沉浸?幸福?遐??????因????電燈泡瓦數太??”
阿英?臉更紅???往桌?底?低?
餃?餡包完???剩????楊籽和阿英把桌?收拾利索?阿英??洗???楊籽走?廚房?關??門??聲?:
“阿美!?眼睛今??怎?啦??怎?感覺她怪怪?!”
“她??沉浸?初戀?幸福甜蜜????給她挑明啦?”
“啥意思?”
“?東西!?美姐??通啦???耽誤?????金童玉女?所??今晚?姐姐??破例給??做?次紅娘?當?次媒婆?給??千?姻緣?線牽!”
“?瞪??眼睛???幹嘛??東西??知??????童男??家阿英??真正?玉女啊?從?學???年?專畢業??工作??談?男朋友?難?吧?”
“?盡?餿主意??且??居?傻乎乎?相信:?專畢業?漂亮女孩??談?戀愛?”
“?東西!?家?知識分?城市家庭?家教??當?嘍?肯定???男孩?追求???阿英??:她???同齡???????HN老鄉、同學?覺?太油滑、輕浮???安全感??喜歡??內斂成熟?威猛??失幽默?”
“??拉倒吧!???女孩??話?誰信?她???年齡段??姑娘?懂?什?叫愛情??切???往錢???快??朝?暮??!”
“?東西!??亂???和???同??????朝?蛇咬十年怕草繩嘛?”
“??呢???怕草繩?怎???談戀愛?”
“?——?!????候?怕草繩???難?碰??鋼絲繩?卻怕??嘍?”
阿美悲戚似?低????敢忙?抄鍋?燉?麂?肉??股熱辣??撲????阿美趁勢用圍裙擦拭?眼睛?
“?告訴???美女????亂點鴛鴦譜!?和?眼睛??????什?故事??”
“怎?啦??喜歡?家???平?‘?眼睛妹妹’叫???肉麻??家??真?喜歡??”
“?……!?喜歡她呀???喜歡??……”
阿美眼?放???亮光?隨即消逝?
“??喜歡龐?姐?喜歡??保安部?兄弟姐妹?喜歡李?妹?喜歡全廠?男女員工?”
“???幫?牽線???輩???再?談‘男婚女嫁’?事嘍?”
“?東西?????讓??倆談談試試??外???依靠???漂亮純情?女孩??唾?????????點事故????誰規定??談戀愛?定?結婚啊?”
“?認?:?切??結婚?目??談戀愛???耍流氓?”?
“所???美女???消停??吧?別再??做??月老、紅娘?學?家媒婆??什?牽紅線、搭鵲橋?”
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