《北佬》上卷79 以身相許 新
?凡武俠??、電視劇????千篇?律?情節:
險受欺淩?妙齡女??俠客從壞???救???；?果?????位俠客????:
“?謝公???相助!?女????報?甘願??相許?陪伴公?浪跡?涯、行走江湖?哪怕吃糠咽菜???甘情願服侍公????世!”
?果該女??????俠客??般??:
“?謝壯士救命?恩?民女今?今世???報；?世定當做牛做馬??報壯士??恩?德!”
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??懷感恩???宿管員張?梅——梅???從入職?????直??報答楊籽?“?恩?德”?
梅?知??己真?????報?唯??報答楊籽????己?算年輕漂亮????????候?梅???次直接?膽?表露??楊籽??相許?意願?
梅???法?簡單:她????談情?愛；???報恩?梅?知??雖?楊籽經常?李?妹?陪伴；?己?吃午飯??候??偶爾?門衛室見??台文員圍?楊籽嬉鬧???楊籽??成雙入??女伴???像??保安員?樣?休假??候外?住宿幾??；楊籽????宿舍?留宿?任何女孩??
??李?妹她?偶爾?楊籽?房?聽歌?楊籽??求她?必須門窗敞??窗簾拉????冷??門窗?關?????窗簾?拉???她?????話?楊籽?基本???呆?門衛室?等她?走????才回??
梅?早從李?妹口??知楊籽失戀???己??知?該怎??安慰????她認?????什???缺?年輕帥?、深受?家愛戴擁護?領導?其實最缺?????女伴?甚至偶爾暖暖?窩?女??
梅??刻??楊籽做點什???又??什??做?梅?越?越?給“??”楊籽暖暖?窩?她認?正直青春年少、精?旺盛?楊籽???強??????理需??另外?工作?活、???趨於穩定??情越?越愉悅?梅????????需??
所???經??工資、領?200塊錢獎金?梅???幾次傍晚邀請楊籽????車站賓館??鍾點房????報答楊籽????楊籽笑笑?拒絕??
梅???求幫楊籽洗衣服?
“真?用???點衣服?衝完涼?順?洗??真??用麻煩??”
“?總???做點什?吧???????總?踏實??平??清閑??????冷??衣服?厚????交給?洗吧?????”
楊籽怕她?直??樣??理負擔???同意????楊籽洗完澡??把?己?底褲洗??
?次梅?又跑?楊籽?宿舍?提????房?楊籽??拒絕??訓斥教訓?梅??通?當?語言倒??和??
“梅???真???再????法??????落魄困難??候?用??家鄉?話?:‘居家?日???輩?碰??困難??比?葉?稠’????需?別??幫助???更??別?困難??候??所?及??幫?把???正常??相處???”
“知恩圖報、常懷感恩???必須???????像??樣?受??別??丁點恩惠?????相許????社???亂套?嗎?兩????感情??做?事?和嫖娼賣淫?什?區別?和動物又?什?區別???????????理?”
“??真?情願?給???又??和?談戀愛???纏???況且?咱倆知??又?影響?物色?姑娘??怕什??”
“???怕???真??需?!”
“?需?!所??擔??忍?住????再帶?喝花酒?花錢?????安全?另外?常憋?????????”
“?別瞎???又???肚???蛔蟲?怎???判斷??定需?呢?”
“嘿嘿???證據!”
“什?證據?……”
楊籽愣????隨即???掀?己?床單?
“?用找啦???經幫?洗?晾幹收櫃?????????床單、?罩?????換?新??”
楊籽鬧???紅臉?梅?卻??????:
“?什??害羞?????年輕旺盛??直憋??太正常???果??樣?反??正常呢??????什??害羞???又???摸???”
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原??楊籽昨晚從?朗回??洗完澡?經快?點半????知??因?喝?酒?或者吃?太??麂?肉?或者真??幾?秋葵??效??半夜?楊籽渾?燥熱??床喝?半杯水?又接?睡??快楊籽做??春夢?
楊籽夢?和燕???租屋???日??情景?又夢??和燕?耳鬢廝磨、纏纏綿綿?雲雨?情???感覺??女孩??燕????知??誰??陣暢快淋漓???楊籽居?遺??畫??圖?
楊籽醒???經?早???點鍾?楊籽洗??澡?換?衣服?疊?“豆腐塊”軍??整理?內務?匆忙?幫廖廠長打卡值班?
臨?宿舍??特意把桶??髒底褲撿???塞進?床單?????怕?己???回?洗?怕梅??知?什???進?幫?己洗外套????己?尷尬?結果???梅?揭穿??
“唉????趕快談??女孩?吧??聽謝?姐?她表妹黃莉??喜歡?!???家覺???份?位高?眼光挑剔；?敢向?表??”
“哪?黃莉?”
“???哪?黃莉??????經常叫?家黃毛???嘛!?覺???真??改改口?尤其??!?家??漂漂亮亮??姑娘??總?黃毛?黃毛?叫?家??難聽呀?”
“哈哈????怪?!?廖叔、旺叔、張明???樣叫????跟?叫??????????真忘?她?名字?”
“其實?????怪?????她??漂亮?女孩??留??烏黑??????應該更顯?漂亮?非?把??染成金黃色?充洋妞?她???全廠唯???黃???咱?國??皮膚真????種?配黃????”
“???年輕????封建思?啊??家???種流行???見???城??女孩???樣染嘛?”
“反正??喜歡?”
“?什???因?黃????家?夠漂亮??夠??”
“她確實?漂亮??更?!??懂事孝順?姑娘?將???定???孝順?兒媳婦!”
“?什??樣??”
“??呀??論她和誰?話?第?句?定?‘?媽?!’?首先問候別??媽???她??孝順?”
“哈哈哈……!”
“?家龜兒?老?龜兒????同?龜兒??龜兒????家整??區?習慣語言?絕??數?代表罵??????感歎語?甚至??候??感覺?昵稱?”
“???‘?媽?!’?走遍全?國?任何???????罵??!至少??話???給??感覺??禮貌?缺少修養?”
“確實?!”
“?????黃莉和她?幫老鄉?????女孩???走?街?、馬路邊?；磕?瓜??瓜?殼隨?扔；咬?甘蔗?甘蔗渣?處吐；甚至?當街吃香蕉?香蕉皮?亂拋???怕哪?倒黴蛋踩??摔倒?”
“噢??樣啊????????真??樣?確實??!”
“?當???????做隊長???管?嚴?她???敢?廠區??幹????廠門???照舊?”
“女孩?老??樣?長????穿?漂亮?又?什?意思??覺????眼光高?
“別????找女朋友????找?她??樣????????胃口????因??妹?原因?????太理她????點?確實眼光高!所??梅?????學別?亂點鴛鴦譜哦?”
“噢??明??!”
“她????因?讀書少?原因吧?!”
“??定?文化原因???完全???父母教育?原因???所處圈??原因?主???乎???讀書少?電視??少嗎??電視劇??總?學點?東西吧?”
“李?妹?從跟?????樣吧?????初??怎???懂禮節?張明?老婆???謝姐??學??完?怎????樣?”
“其實????別??提示???容易改??主?靠?覺?”
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“咱?????房啊?”
“?又??”
“?真?拍?憋壞啦?”
“哎呀????老??操???????搞??倒?像憋?住似??”
“滾蛋?女?和男??同?!”
“??!?理解???情??????報所謂?恩情嘛?????保存?真????????實?撐?住????找???”
“真??”
“蒸?!?煮?呢!”
“哈哈?”
“???梅?!???最近???狐狸精??呀?”
“?罵?狐狸精?”
“??!別誤?!?????最近正事?幹?少?老?碰???情呀愛呀?東西?煩死?!”
“??臭美吧???知????少咱??保安員圍?女孩?轉???種?事????呢?”
“?和?聊啦???外??宿舍??幫娥姐頂?兒班?她??換毛線?她?跟?學打毛線衣?打給張明和孩?穿?線買錯??”
“??吧????兒???門衛室???”
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門衛室?
楊籽拿?電話??打?電話給阿美?轉念??:算?吧?
突??傳呼機響??打?????阿英?留言:
“?楊哥哥!美姐?安全?港?讓?通知您?勿念!落英?”
“搞什?鬼?直接留言給???行啦!非?繞?腿??落英?Call台?姐?打?錯別字???阿英故意留??”
楊籽正??聊瞎??劉虎探進??:
“隊長!快藏??!龜兒?又??!”
楊籽快速往桌?底?鑽?剛鑽?半??聽?:
“唉呦?龜兒?隊長??鑽桌?底?幹嘛?”
“哦?杜鵑?啦!快請坐???筆掉桌?底???劉虎?幫忙倒杯水???”
“龜兒?隊長呦??長???……”
楊籽立刻接?她?話?:
“除???候?爸碰???????談?男朋友呢?和男孩?????拉??????怎??臉交男朋友嘛???管??必須幫?把??狗爪?剁??”
“??杜鵑??怎?像祥林嫂?樣呢???????啦??罵?罵??打?打???????除???扣???月工資???底??怎?樣?”
“?????連續?????論?午??晚??????????跑???重複?重複????剛才?幾句話????背???????剛才背??????字??差?”
?杜鵑?底??怎?樣????”
“楊籽???失??耐性??耐煩??甚至?點?火似????
龜兒??像?嚇住??低????聲?吭?
劉虎??旁?:
“老鄉呦???呦???耳朵?聽???繭?嘍?事情?????算嘍嘛?”
“杜鵑???憋?????別???????????處事?法?帶?十幾?十???廠??老鄉??敢衝擊???廠門叫罵???傳????家????楊籽和????保安兄弟??吃幹飯?呢!???????情???堂哥和???幫老鄉????定???醫院躺?呢!?又???知??????狠????比誰?狠!”
“再??????嫁????夫妻?????拌嘴打架??候吧????跑回娘家?叫??哥?帶?嫁?衝進婆家?打?????樣幹?嘛??衝??點?誰敢娶??……”
“隊長?隊長!消消火?和她??女孩??啥??!”
“?喲?楊籽??別??啦??跟???女孩??啥?嘛?????找?聊聊????牢騷嘛??向??歉???許??啦!龜兒?隊長?”
“老鄉!?真???當回事???龜?占??啥便宜??隔???厚?海綿墊???信?讓??隊長摸摸試試???什?感覺?”
“哈哈???龜兒??狗嘴?吐??象牙!”
龜兒?突?笑??楊籽??逗笑??
劉虎接??:
“老鄉????漂亮?怎??擔??男朋友呢??樣???半年內?談??男朋友??叫??隊長做?男朋友!怎?樣?”
“真????????!”龜兒?兩眼放光?
“反正??隊長?喜歡??女孩??把???????算??少?????少???像古代???妻?妾???隊長?爽嘍?”
“????話?算話!?行!龜兒?隊長??拿?筆和紙?給?立?字據!”
“隊長!??給她立?字據吧???拿紙和筆?”
劉虎???往門外溜?
“劉虎!”
“?!”
“?給?站????準跑!??怎?收拾?!”
楊籽????站???從門衛辦公室衝???劉虎早?跑向?車????崗亭?楊籽跑向宿舍?
?門口?旺叔?????喊:?
“隊長!隊長!劉虎行匯車幹?唔嗨果度!”
(劉虎??車??????!)