《北佬》上卷83 新年禮物
阿美?元旦?早??點???趕??工廠?
阿美??坐?租車???並且?租車?直接??工廠?門口?阿美??拎她?提包???提??普通?裝衣服?半透明塑料袋??穿???休閑便裝?外罩?件長款?衣?
阿美進廠??候?楊籽??門衛室??知?她?廠???楊籽?飯堂巡查保安員和廚工稱菜?元旦?午?飯堂依??加菜?
忙完??楊籽剛轉向門衛室?BP機響??
“?東西!忙完?吧??辦公室??美女?”
阿美辦公室?
“美姐!?怎?跑??????????替?值班嗎?胳膊?疼嗎?”
“?怎?疼啦??又???喝喜酒??家?聊?所????啦?”
“哦??????值班吧???喝喜酒?”
“咦??東西!??哪兒喝喜酒?昨??聽????”
“??女友今??午結婚??打?飛機回老家??喝她?喜酒?”
“哈哈????東西!虧?????!?打飛機?打飛機?洗???打吧?”
“??真夠壞?!啥話??曲解?????包?專機回???像打?士?樣?”
“哈哈?”
“?????感謝????公????請受?女??拜??女????報?甘願??相許?公????必??打飛機?”
阿美邊?邊學?電視??樣?疊?左腰?屈膝款款行???萬福?禮?
“姑娘?必?此?禮!除暴安良?此乃貧?分內?事!”
楊籽?學?電視??口吻?繼續??:
“貧?早?跳??界外????行????相許?免??再者?此乃辦公室聖潔???連?張床?????何??相許??量?尊!”
“哈哈哈????東西????士??家佛家?言語?”
“?東西!????真?美女???相許?呀?????晚??找???眼睛妹妹吧?”
“????東西!昨?吃?午飯?????阿英回辦公室；??見??倆?門衛室?並且?阿英??午???桃花?咪咪傻笑????把她帶?宿舍??啥?吧?”
“?東西!??敢?樣???????準???房?房費姐幫???；千萬???宿舍?親熱?別??候???幫兄弟?把???捉?奸???候姐?????啦?”
“哈哈???鬼女?????晚滿腦?????啥呀?”
“哈哈???????東西?今?怎?像變?????”
“?當??變?!今??元旦?又?新??年?始?按?份證算?又長??歲????所改變嗎???苦短?幹嘛?把?己活???累?!????????算?????!?????美女!”
“嗯????法????東西?今??年?姐????給?送新年禮物?!”
“啊???新年禮物??又??春節??年?給壓歲錢???給?先磕??吧???家?年???給?孩?壓歲錢??孩??給??磕?滴?”
“哈哈??東西!???老?十嗎???磕??”
阿美?完?從沙?邊??拿?半透明?服裝塑料袋?放?茶幾??阿美?股腦兒?把?件鼓鼓囊囊?女士外套掏????
阿美邊打?像包裹似?外套邊?:
“????怕??再??敢拎包?門??昨???背帶帶??挎包?完????該死?賊肯定?把?拖倒???再把??臉戕爛??毀?容；??姐??真?成?????醜老太婆?????死!”
“?東西!??真?姐?貴?!馮?昨?誇?????午??給香港總部匯報???事??真??細???旗峰公園???隨口?????做??未雨綢繆?昨?見成效?吧!真???????救?姐?”
“???????法?????用?樣?塑料袋?找幾件舊衣服?把???包等貴重物品包裹????樣???該死?賊???????肯定覺???件破衣服????搶吧!??搶??帶??容易斷??至於把?拉倒?錢財???外?物?搶??搶??????拖傷???值啦?”
“嗯?目??倒????辦法??????希望公安機關?加強路?巡邏?度?組建專門?打搶隊伍?甚至碰??樣?飛車搶奪犯罪行??直接?槍擊斃?重拳?擊?街???治安環境才?根本?扭轉?光靠市民???樣??動防範??行??”
“?東西????從香港給?買?派克鋼筆???聊??候???練練字??覺???字寫??漂亮?”
“?謝美姐!??鋼筆確實?錯!???感?應該?便宜??少錢?回??拿錢給??”
“?東西!給?提什?錢!再試試?件?衣??合?合??”
阿美又拿??件黑色?薄款長?衣?幫楊籽穿????
“嗯?尺碼剛剛????型??帥哦?”
“?件?衣???老家?????年秋???候???買?件?????問價格?將近?千?百塊???舍?買???????打工仔?穿??貴?衣服幹啥?”
“???逛街碰巧???????貴??便宜????順便幫?買?塊?表?機械???點運動型??應該適合??性格?”
“??吧?什?情況???日?啦???香港撿??金??????洋財?”
“哈哈!?東西!真讓??????成功?跟???訂單?總部???筆獎金；兩萬?塊港幣????確實??意外?財??給?買?幾件禮物?????值錢??”
“買??買?吧??????錢畢竟??辛苦換回???????刮???告訴??總共?少錢????兒拿給?!??????花女??錢??”
“?東西!??????值錢?!???姐呀???老給?提錢?事?????”
“??!鋼筆衣服??收???表???收?雖??長????帶??表?????感覺??塊?表?便宜????給?錢????拿回家送給?哥?”
“?哥做?意????錢??稀罕????塊表?真??貴?西鐵城??千把塊錢?太貴??帶??招搖；像勞?士?????買???男孩?帶塊表???質?精????????保安員????戴??表?”
“??戴表?????便??????call機?又??機?確實?需??表?”
“?東西!?什??候買??機??咋?知???早??????香港幫?買?”
“???買????少?用??機?買它幹啥???冬至從?家回??第?????搞裝修?肥佬劉?托廖廠長送給?????算?算犯錯誤?算?算受賄呀?”
楊籽???從口袋?掏??摩托羅拉cd928 ?機?遞給?阿美?
“??哦!肥佬劉??家夥蠻???嘛??算什?受賄??今年從?和廖廠長??做???工廠???活???少賺?職員宿舍?裝修???做??送部?機給???算什?!”
“??給工廠打交???意???流行喝茶費???聽袁亮????接觸???客戶台灣佬??主動向?索?呢??和廖廠長?主動???難????收??收?”
“???直接給?紅包??????從香港給?帶??部?機?”
阿美???又從當包裹?衣服??掏???部磨砂銀?諾基亞8850?機?遞給?楊籽?
“??吧???底什?情況??公安局?????買給?男朋友?嘛?又幫?買??”
“???故意?給???警察聽????打???機?主意?再?啦??哪??男朋友??男朋友??知??哪?姑娘?肚??呢?”
“??注意?????警察確實喜歡?部?機??打主意??老實告訴?????機?少錢?”
“?吧????機?剛?香港?市?幾???陸行貨???始賣?港行??萬?塊?”
“?萬?塊?超??半年工資啦?”
“?買???香港行貨??水貨?便宜?半?改???文簡體字????正規?票??問題??拿?香港保修?喜歡嗎?和????相比?更喜歡哪??”
“?買???部確實漂亮???喜歡?????總??用兩部吧??給?哥????”
“??香港問??哥啦???幫?買?部???剛買??部摩托羅拉新?市?V998 ???喜歡水貨?喜歡??陸買行貨?其實水貨行貨?用???差???”
“??留??己用吧????部??寄回?家??送給?哥、姐??；或者送給??朋友?”
“??己?買??部剛?市?諾基亞8210???6150用?兩年??昨???賣????幫阿英買??部8210?”
“?哥用?????姐國企辦公室????次問?她??幫她買?部??她??需??浪費電話費?”
“?先把錢拿給???己再慢慢處理吧?”
“又給?提錢??東西!???送給???”
“美姐?相比?表??????機太貴重????收錢???件???收?!”
“?東西!?故意惹?????????姐???‘??吃飽?全家?餓’???錢??真??重??相比?救??????和??東西相比?哪?更值錢?”
“???明?筆錢??花?真值???啊??東西!?拿???獎金?????和阿英??????????結果?昨?回??才知????????專門馬路??迎?????包??部?機????表??????啦???受傷?????明咱??緣分???錢?該??花??”
“??兩嗎事???收錢??真???收????真?太貴重啦?”
“?東西!?給???選擇:??老實?收????????把?丟?馬路???吧?????真???考慮阿英啦??????相許???選擇!”
“唉?真拿??辦法??吧??收???喜歡什???買給?!”
“??喜歡?!哈哈??玩笑?啦????弟嘛??當??喜歡?啦?”
“美姐!??搖??變?又??表?又??萬塊錢??機什???別??????怎???????工資水平??哪?買??東西?”
“哦??果??問??????表??車站買?高仿???機?問題；???原?買??質量問題?換???水貨????管?????阿?工資?遠遠低??????經常換新?市?水貨?機嗎?”
“????原??部?幫?賣?吧??昨?陪阿英買?機卡??候????機店?老板??老鄉?????舊?機?賣給?????部保護膜??撕呢?最?虧幾百塊?再????機?種電?產品?換代太快??放久?更?值錢?”
“?????換代快????幫?買??貴??賣?最??錢?留???樣????受點?”
“錢必須拿給??????幫?賣?!”
“唉??真???語??聽??吧??幾??幫?買?金項鏈什??吧?”
“哈哈??東西!?和阿英真?‘???家???進?家門’?她昨?給??機錢????；她?偷偷跑金店給?買??黃金?鏈????又?給?買項鏈?”
“????幹嘛?當??嫁妝呀????早嫁????礙???眼?????????少女?戴帶首飾?門???明擺?招賊??把錢留?吧???真和阿英成??買給她吧?”
“?曹操?曹操??????眼睛妹妹?電話??”
阿美掛斷?機?用辦公桌??固話撥?回??按?免提鍵?
“怎?啦?阿英?”
“美姐!??家嗎??買?點水果????家??????胳膊?痛嗎?”
“胳膊?疼啦???工廠和???情郎值班呢????事?打?車??玩吧?”
“?呀??呀???帶?閨蜜??嗎?她??見???男朋友?”
“??呀??????引狼入室；???東西別吃?碗????鍋??????候??悔啦?”
“??啦!?相信?楊哥?????馬????”
“嗯???帶包?記住坐?租車直接?廠門口再?!”
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關於?機?港行、水貨?問題?楊籽??懂??楊籽?此事請教?阿美?
阿美告訴楊籽:港行?指?香港正常?市銷售??叫香港行貨；允許?其它國家、?區銷售??允許?香港?區正常代理銷售??通?走私進?香港?私?銷售???叫水貨???保修?
走私???逃避關稅??般通?海運走私?所?稱??水貨??深圳、東莞等內?買?香港正常?市、?內??允許?市銷售?版本??般?統稱?水貨?軟件版本?同?質量差???甚至比??陸正常?市?行貨質量????????全國聯保罷??
“?東西!????香港?吧?改??帶???玩玩?”
“別?????香港????連深圳?進???”
“???悲哀?????華?民共和國?公民???憑?份證進??民??盤?”?
“哈哈??東西!怎?啦????邊防證?吧???深圳設立經濟特區??久?怕?教?流各類?群?湧進??所?管?嚴????陸?展??應該????別?進深圳??邊防證?????陸??香港、澳門??估計??需?港澳通行證?憑?份證???關?”
“托?美女吉言?希望??理???早日實??”