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鄉野小仙農- 第515章 新的VIP-玄幻奇幻-萬花小說
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  沒想到,這一天下來,將什麼所謂的學校三少得罪了一個遍,挺有意思。


  他對這幾個小屁孩倒不怎麼放在心上,之前那個叫方少的和王岩的打鬥過程他看過,如果他上場的話,應付起來應該沒什麼問題,或者說,還比較輕鬆。


  不像之前那個追殺慕容蘭的方達,速度和內力都不是他現在這水平能夠接得住的,如果是公平比試,他估計很難打得過,當然,生死決鬥除外,他現在手裡的東西,可不止只有武功。


  通過這次的事情,倒是讓他覺得王岩這人還可以,或者能夠深交一下,還特意互留了手機號碼方便以後聯繫。


  在房間里練了一個多小時拉弓,他又拿出了飛鏢和長刀,按照和豬八戒換來的飛鏢術和刀法練習了挺久。


  這時,手機響起來了,是剛加號碼的王岩。


  「劉寒兄嗎?」王岩問道。


  「恩,有事?」


  「這些日子,你不要來學校了,先躲一躲吧。」王岩道。


  「為什麼?」劉寒有些奇怪,這王岩說起話來,怎麼有點口齒不清呢,之前沒覺得啊,難道是當著面和手機說話不一樣?

  「你得罪方少了,他不會放過你的,能躲多久就躲多久,讓他淡忘這事吧,能轉學最好……」


  劉寒笑了笑,「好的,我知道了,還有其他事嗎?」


  「劉寒兄,你要重視這事,方嘉祥是市裡大家族方家的旁系,很不好惹的!」王岩非常嚴肅地說道。


  「知道了,謝謝你的好意。」


  「我真不是在跟你說笑,我打不過他,保不了你的……」王岩泄氣道。


  「我會留意的。」


  「要不,你找找慕容蘭,不是聽說她護著你嗎?你跟她說說,讓她出面跟他談談……」王岩又道。


  「成,先這樣,拜拜。」劉寒掛了電話,繼續練習。


  這王岩,剛剛幫完忙就打電話過來勸說,看來是真的很關心他,不過王岩不知道的是,方嘉祥等人在他的眼裡,只不過是渣渣而已,他也從來想過要靠慕容蘭,從一開始,都只是慕容蘭單方面宣布要護著他。


  他又練了一會,開始沖澡休息,躺在床上,想起前幾天宓月還睡在旁邊的時候,床都不夠睡,小心翼翼的一人一半床不要睡過界碰在一起尷尬,現在終於寬敞了。


  總算可以不用每天給沉香、七仙女他們發個VIP的東西都偷偷摸摸了,還是這樣好!

  不過說起來,宓月那身材是真的很不錯,如果不是因為他的秘密不能讓任何人知道,留她來暖床應該挺不錯。


  他拿出仙界手機,撥弄看著仙界聊天群的信息。


  私聊的神仙依舊不少,好多都是看著沉香、七仙女每天都有那些好東西得,饞著想申請進VIP的,還有一些是原來換過東西的人想繼續換東西的。


  他想了想,離上次開VIP應該有一周了,這時間,吊胃口應該也差不多了,是時候引入更多的VIP,弄點仙界的東西過來,嗯,看看這些天的計劃有沒有效果!

  於是,他發了個信息出去,「大家都在幹嘛?」


  電母:「哇,哇,老司機出現了!(震驚表情)」


  雷公:「天空一聲巨響,老司機閃亮登場!(撒花表情)」


  風伯:「大家快出來,不要讓他跑了!!」


  雨師:「來了來了!(飛毛腿表情)」


  ……


  月老:「哈哈哈!本月老來也~紅包何在??(得意表情)」


  千里眼:「月老,拜託你不要一天到晚光想著搶紅包,這次老司機說話,很明顯不是為了給咱們發紅包。(大拇指向下弱表情)」


  月老:「那是為了幹嘛?」


  順風耳:「月老你腦子越來越不好使了,當然是為了挨批!!」


  月老:「呀,對對對,老司機,我也要挨批!(激動鼓掌表情)」


  ……


  孫悟空:「說到挨批,這群里我老孫認第二,沒人敢認第一!(傲嬌表情)」


  楊戩:「什麼玩意,你就敢稱第一?」


  孫悟空:「想當年我大鬧天宮,被綁在降妖柱上,刀砍斧剁,槍刺劍刳,雷打火燒,還被三昧真火煉了七七四十九天,我不第一誰第一,怎麼二郎小聖你有意見?」


  楊戩:「噢!你是說挨批啊!剛才沒看清,挨批你第一沒問題,猴頭你就該天天受千刀萬剮!哈哈哈!!」


  孫悟空:「……(發怒表情)」


  ……


  哪吒:「你兩瞎聊什麼呢,人家老司機上次明明說的是『為挨批』,不是『挨批』!」


  楊戩:「那不差不多嘛,為挨批,為了挨批,意思一毛一樣!」


  哪吒:「……不一樣啊!老司機上次就解釋過了,『為挨批』只是一個稱呼,意思是親密的朋友,和挨批完全是兩碼事!」


  楊戩:「這樣嗎?那這猴頭可不是我的『為挨批』!誰會想跟他親密,那不有病么?」


  孫悟空:「撤~~三隻眼,說的好像誰願意跟你做『為挨批』一樣!」


  楊戩:「瞎叫什麼呢弼馬溫?想打架什麼不是?」


  孫悟空:「過來啊!花果山等著你!」


  楊戩:「灌江口隨時恭候!!!」


  孫悟空:「你過來!!」


  楊戩:「你過來!!!」


  ……


  「咳,那個,兩位,我們還是先聊聊我那『為挨批』的事情吧……」劉寒見兩人再一次吵得不可開交,停不下來,把正事都扯偏了,無奈出聲制止。


  食神:「對,對,大聖,二郎真君,給大家一個面子,暫時先歇會,我們可一直等著盼著進老司機的『為挨批』,這一天天的,急死人了呢!」


  七仙女:「誰說的,我就不著急。(哈哈笑表情)」


  沉香:「我也不著急。(呲牙笑表情)」


  掃把星:「你們當然不著急了!天天都有『為挨批』紅包收!雞翅、雞爪、薯條,尤其是茶葉,你們天天都能管夠!」


  孟婆:「就是!不帶這樣的!我要換薯條!!」


  嫦娥:「我最想要花露水啊!老司機你給我一瓶把,私聊你這麼多天也不見回復的,寶寶好不開心……」


  太白金星:「老司機,這幾天怎麼找你換香煙也沒反應呢!我這煙癮上來了,真受不了啊!!(難受哭泣表情)」


  ……

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