第26章我的辛苦費

  康樂愁眉苦臉??????“怎?辦????真?跳進黃河?洗?清??”


  張靈玲?嘴撅?老高???呼呼?嘟囔??“康樂??什?意思??哪?點配???????爸誤????般?高興???及??倒??哭喪?臉????家安寧?哥?笑??燦爛?”


  康樂瞥???眼?“?懂?屁?安?哥??幸災樂禍?笑?”


  安寧飄??臉??兩??眼睛忽閃忽閃盯??問?“???幸災樂禍嗎?”


  ?連忙擺??“????康樂???????度君??腹????長???正派?像??種幸災樂禍??嗎?”


  康樂冷笑兩聲?“?當??像??本????”


  鬱悶~

  張靈玲“哼~”??聲?傲嬌?抬???雙?抱胸漂浮?????“?管????幸災樂禍?結局???樣????????摸?摸???喂?喝???……反正從今往?????負責?底?否則???做鬼?絕???放????”


  康樂聽??話?原本愁雲滿布?臉瞬?晴朗???

  張靈玲扭?????眼?“?和康樂???誤???跟?爹?清???”


  ?當??跳????“??張靈玲??????講理啊??做???????救???怎??恩將仇報???相許呢?”


  康樂捂?肚?笑????直打滾?

  ??張靈玲兩??拳?舉?肩???停?揮舞抗議?“???????????攻擊???定?撕爛??兩??嘴??死???”


  ?衝康樂吼??“?閉嘴??許??邊幸災樂禍??把??家靈玲?成什?樣??”


  康樂雙?攤??學??剛才?樣???“??家靈玲?安?哥??家靈玲?己??????????死???鬼????敢橫刀奪愛????????度君??腹??本君??向喜歡成??美????長???正派?像??種幸災樂禍??嗎?哈哈?哈哈哈哈?”


  ??語凝噎?

  張靈玲???周?撿?剛才??脫掉?粉紅色?布料塞進?康樂嘴??

  ??容易?屋才再?次恢複平靜?張靈玲坐??和康樂????鼓鼓???“等?複活?再??收拾???安寧???什??候動??取?寶琉璃肝?”


  ?拿?紙筆?寫??長串清單?“?事兒???急?工欲善其事?必先利其器????做?準備才?動??黑驢蹄、糯米、蠟燭、工兵鏟、黑米陳醋、紅糖薑汁……??東西??買齊?才?動??路?”


  ?把寫完?清單遞給康樂?指?張靈玲??“照???單??買?越?越??錢找她??”


  頓?頓??????重??事?轉向張靈玲??“先?????錢??己????從??辛苦費?扣啊?”


  張靈玲翻???眼?“知?啦??????吧啦?德行?”


  康樂???遍?將紙條遞給張靈玲?隨口問??“辛苦費?什?辛苦費?”


  ?嘿嘿笑??“?幫她?陽?她??給?辛苦費啊??跟?????倆?經簽?靈?契約??爺???變成?錢?啦?”


  康樂???任淨化協??長?兒????知??借屍???價格??貴?更何況?幫張靈玲?種龍虎山掌門?女?陽?

  ?從??跳??拍拍屁股??“安?哥??賺?????筆錢??讓?家靈玲?錢買??材料?未免?點太???吧?”


  張靈玲?哼唧???“?????真???”


  ?????倆?唱?和?樣???“哎呦???倆?嘴?叼?金湯匙???少爺、公主?怎??理解??種窮苦百姓??活啊???次幫靈玲?陽賺?辛苦費????留?交房租呢?????整年?房租啊??讓?吐???門兒????”


  康樂睜?眼睛?“房租??筆錢??買?豪宅???交什?房租?莫名其妙?”


  ???張靈玲捂?嘴偷笑???隱隱約約湧??絲?祥?感覺??把拽住康樂?袖?問?“?剛才?什??什?豪宅?”


  康樂問?“?辛苦費???少?”


  ?伸???巴掌?

  康樂點點??“??嘛??百萬?足夠?淨化協?旁邊買棟豪宅??”


  ?……?百萬?

  ??向張靈玲??丫?俏皮?吐?舌??“?本??攔???????己把契約奪??燒???怪?啊?”


  ?突?覺?胸口?悶??旋?轉?呼吸急促?眼??黑?

  康樂眼疾?快?扶住即將暈倒???關切?問?“怎???????倆?底簽?什?見????協議?”


  張靈玲露??排整齊???牙?“?幫??陽?辛苦費????5000塊?並且?經形成契約?改?改???”


  康樂瞬??理解?此?此刻?感受??強忍住??笑?聲?憋??跟張靈玲??“??東西???錢?應該??”


  張靈玲哈哈?笑?“?問題??點?錢?跟?百萬比???簡直???牛?毛?”


  她每提?次?百萬?????狠狠?揪???

  ?紅?眼?拽?康樂?胳膊??“單???東西??樣買?百份?”


  張靈玲叫??“喂?雖??花??錢??用??浪費吧?黑驢蹄?用??付粽???買?20??夠?；糯米用?拔除屍毒?買?斤?夠?；蠟燭和工兵鏟每??套；陳醋用?軟化夯土層?兩桶足夠；薑汁?用?融化千年冰棺??兩桶??夠??哪?用??買?百份?”


  ???張靈玲?臉??思議?問?“?剛才?什???單?????東西???用??付粽?（僵屍）和?棺?”


  張靈玲滿?黑線?“?連????知????買?幹什??”


  ?理所當????“當??買?路?吃啦?黑驢蹄富含膠原蛋??煮熟?配?糯米飯?澆?陳醋和薑汁??叫??美味啊?”


  張靈玲?觀?崩塌??“????吃??蠟燭和工兵鏟呢?”?

  ?眨眨眼?“蠟燭當??用?加熱????遠?路?總??扛?煤?罐?路吧?煮飯??火????挖?坑??挖坑??用鏟???”


  張靈玲?快哭??“?哥???底?淨化師??廚師??怎?覺??陽?事兒?希望越?越渺茫?呢?”