五十章 混社會的 新
“??騙?吧??哥居?幫鬼?辦事?太恐怖?吧???見?鬼嗎?”魏欣複雜?眼??居?????絲崇拜?宋雪點?點??“?見??媽??魄?????最????除此?外?再??見?其???????哥應該見?許????信???問問??”
“???問問??”魏欣急忙跑???衝進?羅文?房??羅文正躺?床?玩??機呢??突?闖進??魏欣嚇??跳?
“哥哥哥哥哥?告訴????真??”魏欣語?倫次????羅文從床?爬????“什???真?????什?啊?”
“???幫鬼?辦事?件事??聽宋雪???替鬼辦事?????真??”魏欣?激動?羅文卻?苦惱??宋雪什???偏偏告訴魏欣???
“????事情?????且???年級??等??長????再告訴??”羅文笑眯眯???????蓋?魏欣??頂??回摩挲?
“????經??????且?????妹妹所??覺??應該知??件事情??快跟???底???真??”魏欣才?理???套?反正??鐵???知??件事?羅文???難??怕告訴?魏欣??丫????理陰影?萬?受??驚嚇??更糟??
“家庭守則第?條??切事情必須聽?哥???果?聽?哥?話??失??哥百分?十?愛?”羅文突?變?副表情???????
“?????知??件事???真???跟?扯家庭守則幹嘛???????吧??????????????副?難?樣??哦??明??????怕?知?????陰影??????放??膽????呢???????宿舍玩?筆仙呢?”魏欣?意????羅文微微皺??眉??眼?突?變?犀利????魏欣???怒吼??“??何?妖孽?敢??家???收拾???”
‘啊~~~’魏欣高分貝?尖叫聲差點震破羅文?耳膜???秒?詡膽?包??魏欣?經躲??羅文????嚇?瑟瑟?抖?
“??蟑螂?把?嚇成?樣??真?鬼??把?嚇死?”羅文彎?腰捏住蟑螂?觸須把它提?????魏欣?眼?晃蕩?
“??知??蟑螂所?才?嚇成?樣??什???怕??怕蟑螂和老鼠?剛才?聞??蟑螂??味才?嚇成?樣?”魏欣尬笑????羅文?奈?搖?搖?把?強順?窗戶扔????
“哥??告訴?????真?替鬼?辦事啊??真???知??????告訴???從今??始??失眠??直??因?睡眠?足?導致某?再?????止?”??知?羅文?答案?魏欣豁????
“既?????知????吧??告訴??????千萬別跟別?????替鬼?辦事?替??完成??未???願??此?賺錢?行?吧???知??晚???失眠?吧?”羅文?奈????魏欣震驚?搖?搖??雖?宋雪告訴她??候她??經?震驚???當?己?老哥親口承認??候?她差點?暈倒??
“老哥?真?替鬼?辦事?????怕?嘛??見?最恐怖?鬼長什?樣?????和電影?演??樣?舌??長?翻??眼?”魏欣?連串?問題問?羅文??難?招架?
“首先???替鬼辦事?????付給?錢?才幫??辦事???跟別?給?錢???替別?打工??樣??所??存?替鬼?辦事????至於???見??最恐怖?鬼??其實?見??鬼?基本????????樣????遇?????長舌?翻??眼?鬼?????遇???估計????嚇死?”羅文耐??給?己老妹解釋??魏欣聽?津津?味???幹脆讓羅文給她講?己?幫助?什?樣?鬼?羅文呦??她??給她講????
“?等?????喊宋雪讓她?聽?聽?”魏欣???宋雪邊跑??叫她?
“??兩?聽??別晚?睡??覺啊?”羅文賤兮兮?笑????
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?知?覺???經?晚??點半????依舊?亮??房????空調涼颼颼???宋雪和魏欣兩?家夥?背?濕溻溻???片?兩女緊緊?抱???瑟瑟?抖?
“才講????把??嚇成?樣?????幾?更恐怖?呢?????聽??”??緊緊抱????兩女羅文?意?問??宋雪急忙擺??“?聽??聽???衣服??洗完呢?”
“???聽????衣服??洗呢?”魏欣?跟?跑????
“?果?樣?讓???感情變??話??????給??講點?”羅文?意?笑??其實剛才?給兩女講??????從網????恐怖故事??所經曆???????親情?類?事情?恐怖????遇???
??根據家鄉??條鐵律??什???什??羅文??決定少??點???
等兩?洗完衣服?羅文帶?兩????區門口?夜市攤???胡吃海塞??陣??滿意足?拍?肚皮回家???
“????兩洗完澡?趕緊休息?記住?啊??管晚???什?事情?聽?什?聲音??????”羅文故作?秘????本?兩女?經從???恐怖經曆?走?????經????提頓?又?????
“宋雪??晚?咱兩??睡吧??樣??少???空調?節省點電費?”魏欣?聲???宋雪點?點?兩??拉?回房????
“瞧??張嘴????????提?”羅文懊惱?回?房?????秒便脫??剩??條褲衩??分鍾?響??震??呼嚕?
“???世界?真??鬼嗎?該???哥哥騙??吧?”魏欣躲??窩??聲問??眼?更???周飄忽?定??怕?哥所??鬼?飄?哪??
“其實?原本??信?????真?????媽?靈??????相信?反正?管?信?信???信???????????部電影叫做勾?使者??講????特殊??類幫助鬼差勾???故事?????”宋雪問??
“????哎呀?別?????怪滲?????早點睡吧?”魏欣??再談論??話題??怕?己晚?做噩夢?便趕緊打住??講述電影細節?宋雪?讓她早點休息?
“??吧?趕緊睡吧?”宋雪蓋???兩?胳膊挨?胳膊睡??
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‘叮鈴鈴?叮鈴鈴…’又?夜半羅文房???座機響????羅文從床?爬?????把抹掉垂直?墜?口水?接通?電話?
“喂誰啊?”羅文????問???凡?擾?清夢?家夥???什????
“??羅文吧???新住址?哪?啊?告訴??馬????”原?又??單?意?羅文把詳細?址告訴???????廁所洗?把臉?半????羅文聽?窗外傳??響動?轉?????穿??色衣服?鬼飄?窗外?
羅文打?窗戶讓鬼飄?進???????材比較魁梧?男性???????比較彪悍??種?哥級??物?
“???羅文吧????叫劉勝利?”?哥級?鬼?進??主動伸????介紹??於禮貌羅文?伸??????兩???卻握?住?
“?吧??遺願?什??”羅文問??
“???抱?抱??女兒?”劉勝利激動????羅文皺??眉??“雖????遺願?簡單??????按正常標準收費????微信轉賬??給?金?”
“???懂?等事成????次性付清給??嗎?”劉勝利?????羅文????願意??
“??行???先付?點定金?或者?次性付完?才??幫?????免談?”羅文?態度?強硬??????敢?講什?慈悲??????兩?妹妹需?照顧??接活?態度???更加強硬?
“??吧??讓?朋友給?轉賬??次性付清給???把微信號給???給?托夢?”劉勝利??羅文?微信號?從窗口飄???????????羅文??機??動靜????陌?號碼添加??羅文點?添加????立刻轉?錢???
“怎?樣收?錢?嗎?”劉勝利飄?回??羅文點?點???
“再??具體點情況???安排?”羅文把錢提???銀行卡???才滿意?把?機扔??邊?詢問??劉勝利?情況?
“????體格應該?????????混社????且混???錯?混??票?房???老婆孩???混???把?把?仇敵?昨??????老??趁??外?辦事??候?把?做????挺狠??渾??????塊?肉?”劉勝利?奈?歎?口??混社?????樣???許今????吆?喝??做老???明??許??長眠????