第三章 狗~賊
?哈?呼嚕聲蓋??羅文?呼嚕聲???羅文拽??枕?扔????因?和?體結構?同??即便??軟綿綿?枕?砸??哈????疼?
“哦嗚…?砸?幹什??睡???玩枕??戰啊?”?哈齜牙咧嘴?叫??羅文沉?臉???????“?睡覺安靜?點別?媽打呼嚕??吵?左鄰右舍集體投訴?”
“?睡覺?向??安靜怎????打呼嚕呢??少用??蹩腳?理由打???告訴????再敢?緣?故?打?????趁?睡??摘???蛋蛋?”?哈?惱?吼??嚇?羅文?激靈急忙捂住??體?
“?告訴?最???亂??否則??帶??做絕育?術?讓?做??狗公公?”羅文威脅?????哈?屑?打??響鼻?當?羅文?????做???所????????恐嚇???哈??樣?己??欺負?哈??候它??敢輕舉妄動?
“???敢給?絕育??和?拚??死?活?讓??????”?哈??給羅文???羅文??????變成狗???劉遠橋和?哈?智商?混??談??
“行行行?????輕舉妄動?絕???讓?受委屈????睡覺??候真?注意?????呼嚕聲超?????吵????緊??吵?隔壁??雪怎?辦???知?女孩??果經常性失眠?果??嚴重吧??”?話?成???話?
?哈點?點狗??“???知?????睡覺根本???打呼嚕?習慣啊?”
“??????????狗??雖?狗和???哺乳類動物?????活習慣?及愛????同???比???吃飯狗吃屎??洗澡??候?搓蛋蛋???狗??管??直接用舌?舔????所??????連??己??清??事情??????己????應該盡快?熟悉???體?及它?習慣??樣將?才??狗屆立足?成??代狗霸?”羅文似笑非笑?????哈咧?嘴????又???響鼻?
“怎?惡?怎??????完??????睡覺????”?哈站???兩??爪搭?窗沿??奮??用狗嘴推?窗戶?始?鬼哭?哈嚎???羅文趕緊?床將它抱???
“?找死啊?”羅文惱怒?????哈?意?搖?搖狗??副愛咋咋??囂張模樣?
“行??厲害行?吧??投降?明???送??流浪狗收容所??讓?叫?夠?”羅文?把把?哈扔?軟綿綿??????樣????壞???哈見狀急忙求饒?“?哥????故意?????逗?玩呢??別???再??敢????幹啥?聽????讓幹啥?幹啥?”
“???什???用????等??流浪狗收容所?別?公狗騎吧?”羅文冷哼??
“?哥??真?錯?????????向?真誠??歉?”?哈蹲???兩??爪做緝討?羅文?羅文翻??????哈?副哈巴狗?模樣??奈?歎?口??“行?行??別給?演戲??趕緊回??狗窩睡覺?吧?明????醫院??呢?”
“?????????用?流浪狗收容所??”?哈??翼翼?問??
“?像????情冷血??嗎?”羅文????????哈樂?叫?幾聲直接????空翻準確?落???????仰?叉?睡???
“哎?劉遠橋呀劉遠橋??果??候??靈?回????肉???????變成??披??皮??哈?”
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“哦嗚”羅文??睡醒???陣狼嚎聲吵醒?睜???酸痛?眼睛??己?房門敞??客廳?依稀????魏欣和宋雪??影??及?直活蹦亂跳??哈?
“媽?幾點??鬧騰?”羅文找??機???????經快?午?點????今????醫院?劉遠橋??體??立刻從床?爬??
“哥?醒??”魏欣??羅文從房????笑嘻嘻????羅文點點????宋雪雖????副強顏歡笑?樣????歹比昨?強??少?
“哥??狗真厲害????空翻呢????啊?”魏欣拿??根火腿腸??哈??晃?晃?示意它?空翻???哈連她??????勁?圍?宋雪打轉?
“嘿?快點翻啊???笨狗?”魏欣??????????打?哈???哈卻往宋雪???朵吐?舌?似乎??嘲笑魏欣?
“???空翻?假??搭理?倒?真???雪它似乎?喜歡?啊????讓它翻???”羅文笑眯眯????躲?宋雪????哈卻?由?打??響鼻低吼??“????真陰險?居?讓?雪給??命令?”
“算?吧???情?????早點?醫院???吧?”宋雪拒絕?羅文??求?她??醫院??劉遠橋??知??醒?????
“汪汪????????雪?疼??哪像????愚蠢??類?哈哈哈哈…”?雪?話使??哈?感動?它?意???羅文狂甩狗??最?居?哈哈?笑???
??它?笑聲?像?劇烈?喘息聲?魏欣和宋雪???它怎??急忙蹲???撫摸它??哈順勢躺????副病懨懨?樣??羅文?奈?翻???眼洗漱???
????思????擁??類靈???哈裝逼?
?哈歪??躺?宋雪?懷??突?它????塊新?陸???蹲??魏欣穿?短裙?因?房???外?所?她???刻意?收攏?於?呼從?哈?角度望??正?????魏欣?隱私部位???新???於?哈?講實??太刺激??
“?哈??事吧?”魏欣撫摸??哈?狗?關切?問???哈卻兩眼直勾勾?盯?她?隱私部位?喘?聲?越?越急促?
“?條?色?內褲???印???像?皮卡丘吧?咦???像???熊?”?哈?門?思全?魏欣內褲??卡通?物????????更清??它掙紮?靠近??點?卻??陣突?其??怪味給熏暈???
?知?狗?嗅覺?比??嗅覺強??倍??
“臥槽??逼?毒?”?哈?敢再窺探內褲??卡通?物??急忙轉??卻將?意將狗?埋進?宋雪?胸脯??
“??味???香啊?擁?春?般?溫暖?”?哈頓?‘興奮’????整治??仰?叉?躺??重?部位暴露?外?覽?遺?
“?雪????”魏欣突?指??處??示意?雪??雪疑惑??向魏欣所指????頓?羞紅?臉?
“嘿???色狗?”恰?羅文從洗????????哈?幅色狗樣??顧??剛洗???照??哈?蛋蛋彈????疼??哈立刻翻?嗷嗷亂叫?
“醫院?讓寵物進?所???乖乖?守?家??家???隨便給陌???門?????家?亂翻???敢?聽話流浪狗收容所???最??歸宿?”臨?門??候羅文特?囑咐??番?哈??讓宋雪和魏欣???解?
“它???狗????幹嘛?”魏欣?奇?問??
“它雖????狗??它??享譽狗屆??哈啊?”羅文?意?笑?????讓本????高興??哈更加???
“??啦?快點走?啦???走???飆??”?哈?邊叫??邊?挑釁似?翹????腿?羅文見狀瞪?瞪眼領?兩?走??
???走?哈立刻跑進?宋雪?房??趴?宋雪?床?猛嗅?床?殘留?香味?它?所作所??果????所表????話??像????變態???因?它?狗?所???切?????正常?
“??做??狗??什????嘛?最?碼???視別?和?己?女?親密接觸?”?許????剛才?香豔??幕??哈頓?顯露??副賤兮兮?表情?渾??覺口水?經濕???片床單?
聞夠?香味??哈依依?舍???客廳?費盡?牛?虎??打??茶幾??艾派?點??播放器放??首最近正當紅?吃雞?曲?聽?音樂?始擺動?己??體?
?腿直立??爪倒立?各種高難度?動作?靈??劉遠橋??哈??易?反掌???它又跳??沙???肆搖擺?
“哎呦?肚?疼?”正嗨皮??哈停??腳步?匆匆趕往廁所?又?熟練?掀?馬桶蓋放?墊圈?正?坐??卻突?察覺?????勁?又匆匆跑??????拿?機?它????費勁??惱????用嘴叼??本雜誌返回?廁所?
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“?確定?家??嘛?”門外兩?帶?黑絲襪?家夥鬼鬼祟祟?搗鼓?門鎖?
“放?吧???踩?點????住??男?和兩?女???兩?女孩特別漂亮?等?記?拿幾條她??內褲??洗?最??”賊A猥瑣?笑??