第四章 二哈有難了
“從?家?第??搬??????候????始踩點????住???男?和兩?女???像?兄妹??兩?女孩長??漂亮?像??未成年??且?材巨??等?進??先?衛????????洗??內褲?弄?幾條?”賊a猥瑣????
“???首?任務?”賊b?笑??淫蕩?
?哈用兩?爪?抓?雜誌?用狗嘴翻頁倒??點?摸狗樣?
突??聽?外?傳??動靜????羅文??回???倒???意??算?己?樣???雪???????讓她???己??非常厲害??哈?再????正?劉遠橋??所???
‘哢擦’衛???門把?轉動????因?家????哈根本???鎖門????管??期待進????誰??????廁所?確實???件什??玩?事?
當門徹底打???候??哈懵逼??進????它??雪????羅文???兩?它壓根??認識?家夥?
賊a和賊b衝進???愣住??賊a撓?撓??家根本??狗啊?
“?狗居?坐?馬桶?拉屎???雜誌?哎呦靈異事件?”賊b嚇??跳??概??從業??幾年??????回遇???坐馬桶?雜誌??哈吧?
“汪汪汪????誰?”?哈吼????除?羅文根本??聽?懂它?叫什??
“奇怪???????建國??準動物成精?嘛?怎????哈?操作??騷?”賊a??思議?????哈?把扔掉雜誌用爪?撓?撓掛???紙?
“咦?狗?像?用擦屁股吧?”?哈突?????問題?急忙從馬桶?跳????順?賊a和賊B?褲襠?鑽?????溜煙跑進?羅文?房?關?門?順便反鎖?
“哎呦??頓操作猛?虎?”賊a??覺?笑????賊b卻?管?????揭?洗衣機?蓋???堆??堆髒衣服?翻找????
“其實?什??奇??每???哈???製造狼??候打?草稿?所??必?驚?怪?咦???愛??褲褲啊??雙絲襪?????”
“??當????找仔細點??點原味????放??”賊a猥瑣????
最?兩??洗衣機?找???條內褲?及若幹內衣??滿意足?離??衛???房???掃蕩???哈躲?羅文?房??急?團團轉?突?它???放?羅文桌???座機?急忙撲?????爪?打翻?聽筒用爪????亂恩?
它?爪?太????準??按鍵按???同?按??幾?鍵???急壞?它????哈???電話旁??支筆?它興衝衝?用牙咬住筆???艱難?按??宋雪?電話號碼撥????
電話響?許久?通??
“喂???請問???”電話??傳??宋雪溫柔?聲音??哈激動??快哭????
“?快點回????偷進???”?哈?急?叫????宋雪?聽?狗叫?她???誰?搞惡作劇便掛?電話?
“?靠?別掛啊?”?哈又撥通?宋雪?電話?宋雪皺?眉????電顯示??剛才??號碼?
“怎???誰啊?”羅文注意??宋雪緊蹙?眉?便問??句?宋雪搖?搖??“???清??接通??狗叫聲????誰?惡作劇吧?”
羅文哦?隨即???什??“狗叫聲??拿???接?”
“????又?家?搞什???”聽?羅文?聲音?哈差點哭????
“??快點回?吧?家?進賊??正?瘋狂?掃蕩?”?哈嚇壞??叫聲??充滿?驚懼?
“什???別?急?馬?回??”羅文?聲音陡?高??度?掛?電話?跑?
“哥?幹嘛?啊?”魏欣?喊??
“家?招賊????回??”羅文?喊??句?消失??走廊?
‘砰’賊a和賊b撞??羅文?房門???哈早????撞門??候鑽??床底??兩賊?房???肆搜索值錢?東西?
事實?羅文?房????什?值錢?東西??所??錢?存?卡?????卡?向?隨?攜帶??
“??房?挺幹淨????什?值錢?東西?????找??許?原味?總算?????趟?”兩賊雖?懊惱??找?什?值錢?東西???卻醉?於?宋雪和魏欣?房??找??許?內衣褲?
“嘿嘿……?虛此行啊?”兩賊淫嘻嘻?笑??
?哈躲?床底????敢?????巧?巧賊a???將?條向賊B展示?內褲掉??????怕賊b橫刀奪愛?賊a急忙將內褲撿??順理成章????躲?床底???哈?
“咦???????哈嗎????它跑???呢?”賊A趴??????賊B卻表示收獲???豐富???別?管什??哈??
“??????覺????哈?靈性???記?剛才咱兩?進廁所???它坐?馬桶??便???雜誌????奇?事?果?別?????狗做????誰信?”賊a???賊b點?點??“????錯???狗作??種事確實?太??思議?????意思?把狗帶走?”
“嗯?回???訓練?番???定??咱??靠它賺錢?”賊a笑嘻嘻?????哈???卻??陣mmp?
?許???????奇??哈?帶給???觀?金錢收入?兩?賊便?始?捕捉?哈?工作?賊A?左邊用拖把棍?亂捅?賊b則堵?左邊等待逃????哈?
“?吧???寶貝????給?買香腸吃?”賊b循循善誘??哈望???狼??虎?架勢??快嚇尿??它明??己??落入?兩?家夥??肯定???什??果???光???見???雪?恐怕???日????暗??日?
“????落入??????”?哈??空??賊b?定?決?衝????賊b???己?循循善誘靈驗?呢??意???向?己爬???哈?
‘哢擦’?哈卯足全?咬??口賊b?????趁?賊b吃痛站??甩??際從床?爬?????兩?賊?????像?聰明?家夥?連?門??關?
?哈從房?跑???直接從?門跑?????股腦跑?電梯邊按??電梯按鈕?
‘叮’電梯門????哈急忙跑進電梯驚慌失措?按???樓??合??電梯?
“?哪呢?”?遠處傳??賊a?聲音?賊b??快?合??電梯門急忙跑????????及按?樓鍵電梯?門?徹底合????電梯門合????瞬??????電梯?向?招???哈??更加讓?確定???哈??般?
“狗日?坐電梯??????????錯??確實????靈性??哈??管怎?樣??把??狗搞???”賊b冷笑??賊啊a點點?和?鑽進?另?部電梯?
羅文匆匆趕回??區樓???兩部?經???電梯?陣狂按??????跟??次處理打??警察?
‘叮’電梯門???哈?臉驚慌?跑??????羅文?更?尖叫連連?
“???把?帶走??把?賣?馬戲團?????偷??雪?內褲?”哈士奇??控製?住?己?情緒?亂叫??
羅文和哈士奇?及警察急忙衝進?電梯?按?樓層?電梯又????
‘叮’另?部電梯?????兩?賊跑?電梯?見隔壁?部電梯又??????肯定?哈士奇又跑????
於?兩?又鑽進?電梯?樓???
??樓層羅文望????門?及?翻??塌糊塗?房??傻眼??
“??回?????回???”突?外???哈又叫喊????羅文急忙跑?????兩?家夥正?圍捕?哈?
“草擬嗎??”羅文衝????腳踹??賊a?肚???賊a頓?躺?????賊b見狀急忙掏??腰別??刀??“??媽??當英雄????信?信老?放???血?”
“??信?”警察同誌?吼?聲????槍瞄準?持刀?賊b?
賊b??警察立刻蔫?????刀?急忙扔????蹲?????
羅文和警察同誌把賊啊和賊b捆??????候宋雪和魏欣?回?????兩??捆?結結實實?賊??嚇??跳??兩?賊??宋雪和魏欣?眼睛?亮????幕?羅文和?哈???眼??
“草擬嗎??敢亂瞄?”?哈低吼?衝??????側?兩??爪踢??賊b?臉??至於賊a???羅文?老拳伺候?
最?警察同誌呼叫?增援?把兩?家夥帶?回???
至於???盜?內衣褲宋雪和魏欣?表示????
兩?賊?警察押進電梯??候????眼睛死死?盯???圍?宋雪轉圈??哈?