第五章 流鼻血的二哈
“?????又?買內衣??”魏欣???語?????賊偷?值錢?東西?行???非?把她?洗衣機和櫃???內衣褲??帶走?真?十足??變態?
“買?買唄?反正咱?????什?事????商場轉?轉吧?”羅文笑眯眯????魏欣?讚同???提議???宋雪卻並????
“??再?醫院???”宋雪??從劉遠橋?事情?走??????倒讓?哈?高興又??陣殷勤?獻?
“她老媽?經派專??照顧????別操???隔幾??????行??反正?家夥???清?什??候才醒呢??吧?哈?”羅文笑眯眯?摸?摸?哈?狗?????哈???背?咬??口?雖????勁???疼?羅文鬼叫?
“老?幫?防賊?居???樣???信?信?次?招賊??主動配合??把家??掃?空?”?哈衝?羅文叫??
“??信?信?把?送?流浪狗收容???讓???體驗體驗?”羅文捏??哈?鼻????因?宋雪和魏欣聽?懂?兩?見?談話?所??當???羅文嫌?哈衝?叫嚷?
“走吧?雪????幫??家夥買?狗窩呢?”羅文知?宋雪??情?太美麗????????宋雪??悲傷?於?再?勸?帶走?她?
“商場?般??讓狗進?吧?”幾?換?衣服?羅文站?門口問??魏欣點?點??“?像????記?市???商場??禁止寵物入內?害怕寵物亂咬??”
“哦???樣??必帶?哈??讓?留???家?”羅文輕描淡寫??番話惹??哈又??陣跳腳亂叫?
“?叫什?叫??讓????????商場?讓?進?把?放?外??別?偷走?怎?辦????做成狗肉湯嗎?”眼見??哈鬼哭狼嚎?叫??羅文???把揪住??狗耳朵?惡狠狠????
?哈雖???爽???點事理???明???亂叫??通?才安靜???
“???給??朋友打?電話?等?????幫??換鎖??????家啊?”?完羅文關??門???秒?夾?尾巴??哈??秒立刻翹?尾巴??憤??客廳?轉?轉??
打?電視?頻?換???又????翻?覆??????己喜歡???讓?哈更加????隨口?把沙????枕?給撕??
撕????枕??肯定??徹底消除?哈??壓抑??股?憤怒??於?它又把目光轉移??緊挨??沙?????沙??它從?沙??跳??沙???張?嘴????撕咬?把坐墊給撕??
連?咬壞?兩樣東西??哈消???少???它?算?分寸撕??????值當??玩意?估計羅文回?肯定??太???百?聊賴??哈躺?沙???枕??枕?側??體???電視?
??它?經?熟練?運用鼻??按各種遙控器??所??空調?它????算太難?
‘咚咚咚’???哈緊張兮兮???僵屍?長??候?門外傳??敲門聲??哈嚇??跳立馬從沙??跳????
“等?????朋友?幫??換鎖?”?哈???羅文臨走?候交代??於?它悄?聲息?溜????
“羅文????家???給?換鎖???”見???門外?又傳??聲音?聽?羅文?名字?哈才把懸???放回肚??它站???用兩??爪打??門???種特別凶殘?表情??外????
“???????家呢……”換鎖工?話???完?閉嘴??因???????凶狠??哈?
“快點換鎖?哪???屁話?”?哈低聲叫??換鎖工?本???它嚇?戰戰兢兢??聽??陣吼更?嚇??抖?
“??哈士奇嚴肅???算??條猛犬啊?”?哈???意????????換鎖工??腦袋?汗水??它又急匆匆?跑??它?走換鎖工?總算喘?口??
“?哈???笨?像豬?樣?狗嗎?怎???????怕?嚎叫?樣?像狼?樣?”換鎖工??聲嘀咕?餘光?撇???哈又跑?回?急忙投入?工作??
‘咚’?哈把嘴??冰鎮?樂放?????東西差點凍掉?它?牙?
“??熱??腦袋?汗?趕緊喝吧解解暑?”?哈衝?換鎖工?叫???次換鎖工?明??它?意思撿?飲料喝????
搗鼓?幾??換鎖工?換??鎖?收拾???己?東西?準備離??
“?先走??把鑰匙給??羅文回??讓?????結賬?”換鎖?哥笑眯眯????哈叫?幾聲表示?己知???並?路送?換鎖?哥??電梯??直?電梯門合?它才回??
?午羅文??回????哈?經安??躺?沙??睡???電視??放?僵屍叔叔??進屋羅文?納悶怎??哈???迎接???等?換?鞋????客廳??才明??
羅文哭笑??????撕?粉碎?枕?和墊???????????哈躺?沙??舌?外露打?呼嚕睡覺??又覺??搞笑?
“哥?幹什?呢?”魏欣??羅文哭笑???樣??奇?問??羅文用?指?指沙??魏欣望???頓?哈哈?笑???她?笑宋雪?????????哈滑稽?樣??笑癱??
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羅文把狗窩放??陽台????哈??滿意?所?羅文?腳剛走它?叼?狗窩??宋雪?房???宋雪壓根??敢和狗住????立馬叫??羅文把?哈?狗窩清理????
“讓?住陽台冬暖夏涼???願意???讓?住廚房整?感受?蔥蒜??清香?”羅文?惱?????哈立刻提??抗議?“?????住???和?雪??房????咱兩共同支配??房???選????己選吧?”
“嘿?跟?討價?價??半?狗?????日?????”羅文?笑??捏??哈?狗嘴???
“誰跟?討價?價???別總拿?當狗行?行??????雖?外表?狗?”?哈委屈?叫??羅文搖?搖食指?“???????把?當狗?別??拿?當狗?因??其??????爭?事實?所????????表???像?????別?眼????狗?懂嗎???學?演戲?演技?????做狗???影帝?”
“??媽???????住???直?吧?底???和?同居?”?哈翻???眼???羅文????確實?????哈????處於??考慮??選擇和?哈‘同居’?
“????告訴???果晚????什??該??東西??嚇???別怪??”
“??指什??擼管嗎?”?哈調侃??羅文搖?搖??“????狗????別?????東西?所??應該懂??再?什??”
“??懂????懂??趕緊?買飯吧??肚?餓??”?哈??再聽??????撂?話?逃離?房??羅文?奈?歎?口?從袋??取?狗碗等?係列給?哈買??活用品?
?哈??宋雪?房??兩?女孩正?試?買?衣服?門??關????影響她????情?哈?趴?門口???兩?女孩本??漂亮?穿?新買?裙??更漂亮??
“?雪?把門關?????試試內衣?”?鏡??擺?姿勢?魏欣?聲???宋雪笑嘻嘻????“怎???害怕哥哥?偷窺啊?”
“哎呀??啦???怕????????尷尬??”魏欣紅?臉???
“嘿嘿??????意思啊?”宋雪笑眯眯?準備關門????哈趴?門口???知?她怎???居?讓?哈進???
“?把它放進?幹什??”魏欣???哈?問??宋雪笑??“怎?????怕???狗惦記啊??放????狗狗?眼??再漂亮?女????它???號玩具?”
“誰怕??算??幫?把內衣拿????試試?”魏欣脫掉?裙?解??內衣?
隨?宋雪?脫掉衣服換??新內衣褲?兩?女孩?鏡???逞?讓?鬥豔?
“?掀??潑瀾?”?哈?停??理暗示??黑色?鼻孔?卻?爭??滲??鮮血?
“??兩?吃飯啦?”??知???久?羅文?外?敲門叫她?吃飯?兩?女孩?嬉笑?穿?衣服?興衝衝???吃飯???哈?縮?牆角?它?內???翻滾?潑瀾???????
“咦??哈呢?”羅文端?狗盆問??宋雪指?指房??“?像??房?呢?”
“怎?又跑進???”羅文?惱?放?狗盆??房?把?哈拎?????
“怎?流鼻血????幹什???”羅文驚奇?喊??引??宋雪和魏欣駐足觀??
“????撞?門???????????長??????幹嘛?”?哈辯解??