第九章 送福利 新
“?怎?又回???莫非??什?錢財需??幫?轉移?”羅文疑惑???女鬼?
“??長???????和男????睡?睡?覺呢?所???讓?陪?睡?覺?”女鬼蒼??臉???嫣紅?羅文嚇??跳???反應??女鬼?撲????
“喂??控製住?寄幾啊?別衝動?什?話?商量?”羅文嚇壞??別?????女鬼?卻???真實?感覺??此??女鬼壓?????像?????冰塊壓住?
“??滿足???願望吧?”女鬼羞澀????緋紅?臉緊貼?羅文?胸膛?羅文嚇??動??敢動?懷?像?????冰塊?樣凍?滲??
“??恐怕??法滿足?啊??太涼???跟?睡?晚??話?恐怕明早???和????投胎??”羅文驚恐????女鬼卻?管??死活?撒??
最???羅文使勁推??她從床?爬????望?月光?女鬼曼妙??材?羅文卻??欣賞??管怎?樣今晚???讓女鬼糟蹋??己?先??****??沉重?話題?光??家夥?體溫??把?己凍成昆侖山?冰雕?
“複活?願望?幫???????總??吧???讓?陪?睡?晚?罷???算?難吧?”女鬼??躲?遠遠?羅文紅?臉???羅文擺?擺??“?覺????願望比????願望更?分??快點走吧別再禍害??成?成?”
“???禍害?????需???幫助???”女鬼嬌嗔????
“?幫?????趕緊走?????亮兵器??把?弄?永?超??”羅文擺???叔降妖?架勢?希望?震懾住女鬼???女鬼連????揮?揮衣袖飄????“今?晚??睡??睡??睡??睡?總?必須和?睡覺?”
“救命啊?救命啊……”尖叫聲傳遍?整座?區??惜卻??理??
“????聽?什?聲音?”迷糊??魏欣推?推?邊?宋雪?熟睡?宋雪翻????知?嘟囔?句什??又睡????
“???當做什?????吧?”早?經醒????哈眯?眼睛盯?床??男?和女鬼???暗暗盤算?
……
女鬼什??候走?羅文??清??????晚確實累壞???早晨醒???候褲襠?濕漉漉??
“??清?…”羅文趴?床?哭????卻意外????己??體各種酸痛?尤其?兩?腰?部位?稍微?翻??疼?
“喂?昨晚??女??誰啊??樣????啊?????玩鬼??”?哈跳??床?聲叫??羅文艱難?轉????它?“???養?????點用處呢?誰知??連?泰迪????”
“臥槽?昨晚?情況?敢?嗎???女鬼用她??量控製住???體怎?辦?用???體?做??恐怖?事情怎?辦?雖???????狗???????當街擊斃或者?送?流浪狗控製???”?哈嗚嗚?叫??羅文轉?????理它?
?哈見狀跳?床??叼??塊鏡?跑???放?羅文????“???????樣??簡直??未進化完成?熊貓??勸?最近幾??別????????動物園逮???”
?哈?話滿滿?嘲諷?羅文懶?搭理它??向鏡??己居??此憔悴?烏黑?眼圈蠟黃?皮膚?活????縱欲?度即將****?廢柴?
“怎???樣?難?成?真??鬼給玩??”雖??經知??事實??羅文??懷揣??點???希望?希望?己???女鬼玷汙?
“?止?玩???且花樣百?昨晚???算???眼界??反正?所知??姿勢???用?????冒昧?問???問題昨晚???真??處男嗎?”?哈趴?床?嗷嗚亂叫???昨晚確實???眼界??
“?????跟?討論??問題??馬???讓????靜靜?”羅文?惱???????己稍微動???渾??????陣酸痛?
“??????昨晚?????份????給?留?私?空?????盡量快點???許?事情??問???關於??職業問題?”?哈叫?幾句?跑????臨???忘關門?
羅文艱難???床?強忍受??體各部位?酸痛?脫??濕漉漉?褲衩換??條幹淨??
?將窗簾吹?飛舞?羅文像?企鵝?樣移動?窗邊?正?關窗卻??窗台?放??張紙條和?張銀行卡?
“嘿嘿?????和??樣??第?次啊??聽別??第?次??包紅包??所??把?存嫁妝錢?錢全?交給???希望??原諒???挺?愛??希望?再活?次和?談戀愛???晚?睡覺???銀行卡?密碼寫?卡???”
羅文將紙條揉成?團扔進垃圾桶???張銀行卡??收????
“算???點良??”?歹?從陰霾?????絲陽光?羅文歎?口?躺回床?繼續挺屍?
‘砰’許久?見?長翅膀??和長犄角???????翅膀????羅文?幅鬼樣??嚇??跳??長犄角???則??臉壞笑???羅文?“恭喜?啊??????處長??”
“???樣????玩笑?”長翅膀????惱????羅文??炒成?團?兩????奈?直翻?眼?“??兩?突????????吵架啊????意思?請馬?消失?”
“?別???????給?送福利??”長犄角???見羅文???趕忙飛??耳邊笑眯眯????
“送福利?送什?福利?”聽?福利兩?字羅文立馬??精??
“嘿嘿??????福利?保管?喜歡????????告訴??等??機成熟???????知???”長翅膀???笑嘻嘻????羅文瞪???眼????????“??拿?尋?????吧??給?滾滾滾滾滾滾?老????情非常差???消失???揍???”
“?????典型?縱欲?度導致?暴躁症??誰??順眼包括?送福利給????兩????既???待見??????消失??????記住?啊?今晚??女鬼???找???果她??和?行房事?話???跟她??辦法讓她再活?次?記住?啊?”長犄角???笑眯眯????似乎羅文?負?情緒越???越???
“別?媽胡言亂語??趕緊給?滾?”羅文?????咆哮??
“別??激動?????走???告訴作者??別叫?長犄角????讓?把?改成?犄角?行?至於???叫?翅膀???”?犄角難????????迎接?????卻???軟綿綿?枕??
“啥?媽?福利?福利??福?媽?利啊?”羅文咒罵??兩?家夥?罵????沉沉睡??
“哥哥今?怎?????晚?連早餐???準備?”魏欣?床???飯桌?空空???覺???匪夷所思??往???候桌???經擺??熱?又熱?早餐??
“?每????累?讓???休息?吧?今????做飯吧?”宋雪挽?袖?笑嘻嘻????魏欣搓?搓鼻??逞?讓?“??????做飯啊?????哼哼讓???露幾??讓老哥??見識見識?”
……
“?桃?怎???老婆快?吧車????”夏?燒烤攤?老板夏石??鼻血止?住流?妹妹??急?焚?喊??
??妻?趕忙??汽車和老公??把妹妹扶進車??
“老公?別慌??桃?事???簡單?流鼻血???”夏石?老婆劉童安慰?急?和熱鍋??螞蟻般?夏石?夏石緊緊?握?妹妹????知事?妹妹?臉?真????急?哥哥?傻乎乎?笑??
“?哭??嘿嘿?哭??”夏?桃用?摸??己哥哥臉??淚水?她???沾滿?鮮血抹?夏石?臉?
“??哭??桃乖…”
?醫院??候夏?桃?經???誌?清?????幫?夏石把夏?桃送??急救室?
漫長?等待使?夏石變?焦躁憤怒?劉童?敢靠近???坐?椅??暗暗祈禱?
“??病?家屬吧??????盡???”醫??話像?晴?霹靂?樣?擊??夏石?
“?果她足夠堅強?話應該???撐幾??????”醫?拍?拍夏石?肩膀?雖??????夏石??覺??己像??鐵錘擊???般?喘??????
“老公…”劉童輕輕?喊??聲?夏石轉?????己?老婆??忽?笑????“?幾?????陪陪她吧?”
“嗯?”劉童點?點??淚?泉湧?