二十三章 幸福村的我並不幸福 1
羅文??山直奔車站??安檢??候??翼翼?把背包放進檢測機???怕?????磕壞?背包??東西?
?列車???候又?淘寶?搜索放古董?架??找?找?選???比較古香古色?架??正?點擊購買又????次家?招賊?場??
“萬?讓賊給?摸???咋整?算???藏??比較保險?等什??候缺錢??賣??”羅文惴惴?安???????防萬??睡覺??候背包??緊貼??己胸???
當?????翼翼?行?????別?用??????????信號?背包???東西?
兩?獐?鼠目?家夥互相點?點??正?羅文隔壁位置????廁所????家夥順勢坐??羅文?邊??始??搭??搭?找羅文?話?
羅文?向???貌取???從?兩???長相?????肯定??什????再??家夥?眼睛?意?掃視??己?背包?羅文頓??解??家夥??份?
“?兄弟???樣??學?吧?放假回家???”?偷笑眯眯?問????眼?羅文??背包絕??問題?
“哦?????樣?像?學?嗎?胡?邋遢?流浪漢?差??????邊打工?????點事準備回家??”羅文?臉哀愁????
“哦?????幫家?帶點特產啊??邊??籠包??吃??買點順便帶回?給家??嚐嚐?”?偷故作關切?????羅文卻搖????“?次回??太匆忙??哪????帶什?土特產?實?相瞞其實?背包?裝????朋友?東西?”
“?朋友?東西?難??偷??朋友?東西?”?偷????思議難?遇?同行???????樣??像?幹扒???行當??啊?
“瞧您???像??種?嗎?算???咱?兩??緣?份???告訴?吧??包?裝???朋友?遺物??跟???邊工??幹活????意外????工?讓?把??東西收拾?給?帶回家????通知?家???認領屍體?”羅文故作傷?????眼淚?適????幾滴?
“哦??撫恤金應該?少吧?工????托?給?帶回??”?偷?聽???死??頓???興趣?果?包?裝?撫恤金?????賺?筆?
“聽工????付?十萬?撫恤金????筆錢???父母親???領??拿???????衣服?類???信?給????????知???”??羅文打??背包取???件滿?塵土?衣服????幫?雅茹阿姨打掃墳???候穿?衣服???????雜草???割爛?指流??鮮血呢?
“??經病啊?誰???種東西??真?媽?晦??”?偷??羅文拿???衣服???破口?罵?正?座位?主?回???兩??偷頓?铩羽?歸?
“真?媽倒黴?遇??種晦??東西?”
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終於提?吊膽?熬??西安???站口?又遇???兩??偷?
“?哥?????車啊捎??程行?行?”
“捎?媽比?滾???老?見??次打??次?”?偷見又???喪門星??壞?擺?架勢??揍羅文?嚇?羅文?溜煙跑??
“哼?跟?鬥??嫩?點?”羅文回?衝??偷比???指??意洋洋??車回家???
?回?家餓????接????哈趕緊撲????羅文見它?副快?死?樣??便問??“?才幾??見?怎?變成?副鬼樣?????知??哪家??母狗??誘??”
“別?媽扯淡?趕緊給?弄點吃?????晚回?兩??估計?餓死?”?哈?????哼哼?
“家????女???把?餓死?”羅文問??
“女????屁用???????做飯???做?飯?毒死??”?許????什???哈忍?住打??響鼻?
“???????舅?哪?吃飯?”
“別提????舅??幾?根本???門??從知??老婆懷孕??家夥整?跟?傻??樣?置辦?置辦???館???幾????門????兩妹?和??愚蠢?老婆?幾??己?家研究菜譜????幸充當她??品菜員??家夥?見?炭烤西紅柿嗎?嚐?爆炒魚鱗嗎?聽?冬瓜雞蛋湯嗎?吃?油炸火龍果嗎?”?哈曆數?它所嚐??種種黑暗料理?竟?流??眼淚?
“?哈??盡忠??”羅文伸????哈?狗眼?順?????哈立馬呲牙咬???口?“?才盡忠?呢??十?點??趕緊?做飯啊?????愚蠢?老婆又??顯????”
“?問題?”羅文將背包放?鞋櫃??鑽進?廚房???兒陣陣香味飄????
“什?味?”魏欣聞?味??????廚房?熟悉?背影?她居?哭????
“哥?終於回???”魏欣撲???抱住?羅文?羅文輕輕?拍?拍???背柔聲???“???再?回?????餓死??”
“嫂???雪?哥回????快點??啊?咱??飯吃??”魏欣?喊?聲?瞬?兩?打扮?堪比難民??跑????
“?回?????興奮嗎?”羅文張?雙臂?豪?????????回應??夥此??目標?鍋????炒??菜??讓羅文?尷尬?
“?什??馬??????先?梳洗???”羅文尷尬?????女?????????情願??衛??洗漱?
“?家夥?????難民逃??家?呢?嚇死???”羅文拍?胸口????哈歎?口??“??算?????幾??????候???知??誰????狗肉湯?視頻?????她?????傳???整????像??碗狗肉湯?樣?搞??膽戰?驚??晚???敢睡覺??怕第??早?醒????”
“哎???家?????男?把持才行?????????隨隨便便?差??”羅文歎?口??又繼續炒??菜??
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“?槽?…”隨?羅文??十足?呐喊聲??女?忙腳亂?衝????活像?許久未?葷?野狗?樣?桌?底???哈此???野豬附體??口?口?吞吃?
“??慢慢吃別?急??夠鍋???飯?”羅文提?背包回房?????把包??古董拿???放?櫃?最?????用衣服蓋??????古董價值百萬?羅文??激動?盤算??錢??候把??東西拿?賣??
“????????幾????鬼?找????留?聯係?式??”吃飽???哈跑?進?跟羅文報告?幾??家??顧客?羅文點點??“?把聯係?式給??剛??幾?????什?錢??”
“??長??錯?微胖女孩讓?告訴???果?回????東郊?幸福村墓??找她?女孩挺漂亮????挺讓??疼????????既往?害怕???”?哈叫??
“?行??晚????????????”羅文蹲??摸??哈?狗?問???哈點?點??“雖??怕??既??做??嘯??犬????事情??必須?經曆??晚??記?叫??”
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?女吃完飯?全?擠進?羅文?房??盤問???幾??經曆?羅文???十?交代??????知水??爺和雅茹?姐?周遊全國???女哭?稀?嘩啦?
“?才??情?終成眷屬?”?桃擦?把眼淚???
“希望???輩???繼續????????點累???先??吧?讓?休息??幾?坐車差點坐廢??”羅文伸?伸懶腰??女立馬???
“?留??”羅文拉??桃?????
“討厭?”
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夜晚?等?女熟睡?羅文悄悄溜?陽台叫醒?哈?
“哎呀??肚??痛?????吃?太??辣椒???意思啊???己????吧?”????哈突?變卦羅文???奈?長歎?聲?“?雪年級??????該給她物色男朋友???覺?馬雨???怎?樣?”
馬雨?經常?店?吃飯??名顧客?長?挺帥?且家???富裕?經常講??笑話給?雪聽??且??年紀????涉世未深??姑娘?所喜愛?年紀??十??留?趁臉型?胡須?
“??媽什?意思?”果??哈聽????立馬從窩?蹦?????
“?什????覺??作???家??份???應該問問??意見??”羅文笑眯眯????
“?真卑鄙?”?哈突?跳????用?爪?打羅文??羅文根本??慣?它??陣操作?將?哈夾?胳肢窩???般?遁走??