二十四章 幸福村的我並不幸福 2 新
?羅文?陣猛?虎?操作???哈??夾?咯吱窩???般?遁走??
“放????快點放????”?哈?聲?嚎叫?羅文?把捂住它?狗嘴夾??進?電梯?
進?電梯?才敢把它放????哈頓?爆???躍躍欲試??攻擊羅文?羅文?順勢擺???幅功夫?架勢?
‘叮’電梯門????情侶?奇?打量?電梯?????狗?妹??定??行頓??笑????
“?哥?晚???????”男??聲問??羅文收回?尬笑??“??狗東西??拆???套沙?????它幾句它??服??跟?幹架?所???特?帶它??幹架?必須?讓它知?誰才?家??老??”
“???真?打?吧?”女孩?聲問??????挺?愛???
“當?????僅?打它?且???種狠狠??往死?弄??種?”羅文咬牙切齒????女孩立刻蹲??抱住?哈?狗??“????打它?它???愛?”
“?愛?????見?它?恨?樣????告訴?別?它?愛??正?它博取?眾同情???段????老實告訴?吧??倆?恩怨由??久?????知?咱???區??內衣?盜吧?實話告訴???它?每次?門回???帶回??條別?家?內褲?給?整?尷尬???給?送回?又怕別?誤??????全?給扔????換做???揍?揍它?”羅文?急敗壞????女孩頓?恍??悟?“原?它??內衣?盜啊?今?總算?見?罪犯????它??條?愛??狗啊?根本?知??己??做什??所???算?吧?別揍它??”
“??媽???敗壞?吧?”?哈??汪汪叫????
“嘿???它?副囂張?嘴臉??揍根本?行啊?行????別勸??????揍它?”正?電梯??樓??羅文夾??哈?步流星?走?電梯???情侶?跟???希望?阻止羅文?
“快點拉?拉完???回家呢?”???象??虐狗畫????耐??主??等待?狗狗拉屎??且主???????塑料袋?
“?哥????揍它嗎?”女孩?背?問???機?經調?照相機???等?羅文動??
“揍它幹嘛?既?選擇?養它????它?點再????指望?它幫?撩妹呢?聽?聽???狗繩???妹????”羅文?意????妹?頓感?趣?“??剛才???狠狠?教訓它?弄死它?讓它知?誰才?家??老?嗎??且它???內衣?盜嗎?”
“?幹嘛?弄死它???種惡?嗎?至於內衣?盜?年??經落網???像??所?學?教授?????兩?晚????特意???家狗拉屎?吧???它?拉????”羅文指?半蹲????哈??哈?適??叫?幾聲?
“媽??老?腿?蹲麻??”
“哦哦???意思?”男孩拉?女孩走??女孩?步?回????羅文和?哈?
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“???晚??咱??墓????遇?鬼??????霸占????體????做壞事?”?路??哈?厭其煩?問?問題??讓羅文??奈?“?閉嘴行?行?咱??媽?墓?????找鬼??且?霸占?體??霸占????家?????狗?嗎?再???又???見?鬼?怕什?怕?”
“???犬?貴族哎?肯定?許?鬼覬覦???體?”
“??家霸占???體??公廁搗亂嗎?把屎吃??處???”???哈滿嘴屎?樣??羅文忍?住哈哈?笑?????讓?哈????
“草?停車老???車?”?哈?停?叫喚?羅文?它搞?煩??踩刹車??哈頓?滾進?副駕?空擋處?
“???等????????”羅文??車打?副駕?車門????哈?屑????叫??“??撒泡尿?快?回??????敢?等???糾結??幫愛狗?士??騷擾???管?正常???性騷擾???搞??直?搞死??止?”
“快?快回????點??勁?”羅文突?正經????嚇壞??哈??哈??敢走遠????退搭?輪??速戰速決?
“???什?情況???????什?東西??”?哈??車??忘關車門?
“?剛剛???????特別??特別??兔?跑????本??喊?快點完事???追??誰知????肉讓它給跑??”羅文?副?壞??表情?壞??哈?它???爪?扇?羅文?臉???同?它又忌憚羅文胳肢窩??味??便忍住??
“行???跟?計較??睡覺???叫??”?哈盤?副駕?打??盹??再搭理羅文?
??羅文繼續騷擾?哈???哈死活???跟?計較???久?羅文???搭理它??
????半???車終於??幸福村???東郊比較???座城?村?因???比較偏僻所?????拆遷?意向?所?家家戶戶?房?並??太誇張?
“?村?????墓??哪呢?快用鼻?聞聞?”羅文搖醒??哈讓它動用鼻?尋找墓???哈懶?理?打??響鼻繼續睡覺?
“??話??使????快點?車?找?”羅文?壞?揪??哈??頸?陣搖擺?搖??哈?動嘴咬??
“狗?鼻?????使???繼續?車???指揮??”?哈蹲?副駕?叫??
“?指揮??知?路?”羅文問??
“當?啦???女孩給??概描述?怎?走???車吧?????路口左拐????百米右拐???十米左拐??別??先走吧?”?哈用?爪指?車??叫??羅文半信半疑????哈?雖?百般懷疑???聽??哈?指揮?
“???岔口往左???兩百米??????家半夜??營業?理?店???種暗紅色?燈?她???定?認????????家???理?店?”?岔路口??哈叫??
“?粉紅色燈光?理?店?????定?認????難?成?帶??種性質??”羅文?懷?意?????哈搖?搖狗??“????知????????樣?應該經常?呢吧?”
“少?媽誣賴???????正經???認識?桃??????處男呢?”羅文??滿?哈?猜測?打?轉向燈往左駛??兩百米?????家亮?暗色燈光?理?店?半掩?簾??隱約?見幾條雪???腿?
“??理?店?怎?走?”羅文??思理?理?店?旖旎春光?詢問??哈接???路程??哈笑眯眯?????“???動???玩玩吧?反正家?又??聽?懂??話?正所謂家花??野花香嘛?????吧?“
“雖?????正經?假狗???????假包換?正經??所??少???挑唆??趕緊安?指??路????等?彈蛋蛋?百??把?彈成狗公公?”羅文?停?做?彈?指?動作??哈訕訕?叫??聲?“???百米?往左拐??條特別窄??巷?穿??巷??直走?公??????幸福村墓??招牌???慢點啊???女孩????路??走?”
“行???坐穩吧??”羅文趁?哈?注意彈???它?蛋蛋?疼??哈嗷嗷直叫?
‘幸福村墓?’??沉睡?幸福村幾代??羅文把車?停?路邊和?哈??車?
“??女孩???什???”羅文問??
“她??果??找??墓????路邊等她??點??候她?????”
羅文???表??才十?點??離??點???幾???呢??怎?熬?
‘呀———呀———’幾?烏鴉撲騰?翅膀飛走??它?叫聲?寂靜?墓????詭異?
‘瞄——瞄’草叢?傳??貓叫聲??又?烏鴉又?貓???哈?嚇??輕??叫??聲?從車窗竄?進??
“???膽???做哮?犬呢???做??狗公公?行??”?哈膽??行徑惹?羅文直笑???笑歸笑??????犯怵?畢竟???長眠?幾代?呢?
????漆黑且荒涼?夜晚走??慢?羅文???車?腕???表?像壞??樣?明明??幾?????秒針卻才走??圈?
“?什?睡????怕??反正?早?呢?先睡?吧?”?哈?聲叫??羅文望?望?周隨?搖擺?雜草??安?點?點??
‘呼呼…’???狗?呼嚕聲甚至驚??立????烏鴉?呀??聲飛走??潛伏?久?野貓?撲??空??
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月光皎潔?穿??裙??女孩?墓?飄蕩?當她??停?路邊?車???飄????