四十章 月光男孩 1
“???像老夏????孩???跟老牛?樣賣?耕??容易腎虧?”羅文?副賤兮兮?樣??惹?劉童羞臊??作勢??打??羅文?躲輕輕挨????
“哎??跟??件事??跟老夏商量?????????老?????桃呢?夠結婚年齡?????兩準備什??候辦事?”劉童笑眯眯?問??羅文楞????隨即眉?眼笑?“?事啊??急等??幾年??錢?再??”
“?幾年啊?女孩??青春???少?幾年等待啊????明年????年份??明年結吧??晚?跟老夏????”劉童???等幾年???桃嫂???份替?桃拿?主意?
“???太專橫?吧?搞?像???娶??樣?”羅文???樂意?
“嘿????真???????事情攤????居??樂意?咋??嫌?家?桃配?????咋??”劉童翻???眼?臉嫌棄????
“瞧??????模樣?攤??桃??漂亮?女朋友??簡直????幸???意思??????娶她???意思??果??娶她????性?肯定?給她準備?場轟轟烈烈?婚禮??像花??幾億?明星婚禮?樣???苦於???事業剛?步???什?錢?所???等?幾年事業穩定???足夠?積蓄??正式娶她?門?”羅文?表情?嚴肅????玩笑?意思?劉童點?點??“??????家夥?挺??????問??果??候??錢?喜歡別??嫌棄?桃?怎?辦?”
“???種話???侮辱???果咱兩?素?相識???鐵定揍????並????喜歡搞什?承諾?男???喜歡實事求???跟?桃保證??輩???她?????定?做??因???兩結合???刻????經……”話???完????捂住???嘴??轉?滿臉通紅??桃站????
“?亂?什??什?結合?????正常點?”?桃?壞??伸??羅文腰?玩??擰電視頻??遊戲?疼?羅文??直罵娘??臉???擺??副笑嘻嘻?樣??
?真?臉?笑嘻嘻???MMP?
“??兩????嫂???撒狗糧?行?行????桃?怎?跟????女孩?????主動??”?於兩??經將?米煮成熟飯?件事?劉童?點???意?畢竟她?知??桃?軀體?住??另??靈??
“???放????主動??”羅文笑嘻嘻?又挨??記擰電視頻??
“?什?剛才??聽??嫂???話???怎???”羅文捧??桃?臉柔聲問??
“???真???????切?聽???再???世界?恐怕???????女孩?懂??所??相信???丟????”?桃幸福?依偎?羅文胸口?她?????她???確實懂??
“??兩???膩歪夠嗎??腰?烤??????邊幾桌?等?吃完烤腰??房?呢?”?哈?合?宜?跑????衝膩歪?兩?叫????羅文??彈它?蛋蛋????哈早?????任?欺負?主??叫完??便消失??影?蹤??
“???回?再?吧??先忙???”?桃笑嘻嘻?跑???羅文?騷?舔?舔嘴唇???晚?回?又??場?戰?
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“啦啦啦?啦啦啦???烤串??師傅?烤肉烤筋烤雞翅???串??腰??今晚?????幹?省?媳婦罵??爺??”羅文?邊唱?歌?邊往?腰??撒?調料?香味撲鼻???
“老哥??唱點高雅?歌?嗎????????低俗????關部門封殺??”?雪紅?臉吐槽?羅文?屑?笑??“什??低俗?什?又?高雅?郭老師??俗和雅??體??雅俗共賞才?真正?藝術?”
“?和????總??別唱??”?雪瞪???眼離???羅文才?管又唱????“妹妹?坐船??哥哥?水?遊?恩恩愛愛螃蟹夾?*……”
?首首經典?歌詞從羅文?嘴???全?變成??堪入耳?聲音???吃飯?客??卻興奮?????少?姑娘?夥?紛紛跟??哄?????氛居?達??高潮?
?哈穿梭?黃段?比比皆??食客???邊暗罵?群?流????邊占?漂亮姑娘?便宜?
“今晚又??豐收?希望??每????樣?”送走最??桌客??夏石拉??卷閘門?劉童坐?收銀台數?錢?別提?????
“??幾?丫?幫忙??意??才?怪事呢????跟羅文??嗎?”夏石擦幹淨??湊????劉童點點??“???????意思??點早???等賺??足夠?錢再談結婚????事咱??別管??年輕??年輕??己??法?咱??味?摻和??適?其反?”
“????聽???反正???桃?恢複???切?????哎????幹嘛?誰?結婚啊?”??劉童把整???疊錢裝進紅包?夏石忍?住問??
“?傻呀??咱?家?意????虧?羅文和?兩?妹妹?羅文??用???家妹夫???兩?妹妹???學??馬???學????給?家準備??紅包啊?難??幾?月讓?家?幹啊?”
“哦???????給忘????給?封點?今年冬????把串串帶????候肯定又?麻煩她???”
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夜晚?皎潔?月光灑進屋??照亮?房???片陰影???渾?透明?軀體站?房??月光處?凝望?窗外?月光?
‘阿嚏’睡夢??羅文忍?住打??噴嚏??意識?將??提?提蓋住?己?及酣?入睡??桃?
透明軀體?嘴角露???絲笑意?驀??搖?搖?穿透木門飄????正?睡夢???哈忍?住打??冷顫?睜??迷糊?狗眼??具透明?軀體???它?視線??
“??媽呀?嚇死狗??”?哈淒慘?叫??聲?將腦袋深埋?兩腿???
?透明軀體???哈?叫聲吸引?飄????
“???什?事?誰?”聽??哈慘叫?羅文衝??????提??特?買?棒球棍???門左右張望最????蹲??哈狗窩??透明軀體?
“原??顧客?門?”羅文鬆?口?放?????棒球棍?走????
“???玩狗??????愛狗?士啊?”羅文笑眯眯????透明軀體聽????聲音當即站?????????高足足比羅文高半???且長相?比羅文帥????讓羅文?????第?印象?變??差?
因????眼??直???定律???比?長?帥???渣男?
“?啊??家?養???薩摩耶??漂亮??”透明軀體?聲音??磁性?羅文??爽增加??
“?叫?月????羅文吧?????聽???事跡???偉????折?扣????”?月伸?????初羅文並??和?握???聽???話覺??握?話又?點失禮?便和?握?握?
“????浮名???根本??代表?????????先?提??????偉??事吧??覺???事業確實挺容易讓鬼覺?偉???”羅文??情??禁??月笑眯眯?點?點??“?錯????????聲望非常高??且???幫助???鬼???投胎?????????給???宣傳?又?拉橫幅又?敲鑼打鼓??總?宣傳?非常?位?“
“真?假???????城管管?”羅文疑惑?問??
“?城管???????打?槍換?????再?????送?錢??城管?管???”?月總??副笑眯眯?樣??羅文???偏見?逐漸打消??樂嗬嗬?問??什?事情需?辦?
“其實???清??什?事???投胎??候?負責?跟????????惦記???讓?解決完?再?投胎??????家???所???請?幫?找???惦記???????嗎?”?光笑眯眯?問??羅文點點??“????癡呆症?類??或者曾經???傷害?女孩????帥??估摸?應該???女孩?惦記??”
“?帥???別?玩笑????????長相???普通????至於傷害?女孩??肯定?????因???家教非常嚴???父母禁止???學畢業?談戀愛??”?????月?奈?笑?笑?羅文拍?拍??肩膀?“?理解??感受??跟??樣?十?歲?????談?戀愛????比??點???初哥??”?
“所??希望??幫?找??底?誰?惦記?????讓??安安???投胎?”
“???問題?????…”羅文搓??笑眯眯?????月當?知???什?意思?點?點??指窗外?“?剛???候??外???錢包?特別鼓?”