第八章

  “嗯嗯?”


  “????言?定?????空??帶??見???哥???”


  “恩??放???程咬金從????????答應別??事情??肯定?舉辦??”


  “嘿嘿???金哥??餓?餓??果?餓?話???給?做飯吃????”


  “呃?????????真感覺??餓呢?????從??????做飯嗎??怎??請保姆啊?”


  “??嘛??聽??父親??怕?遇?壞??所?才??給?請保姆?除?偶爾?爸爸????媽媽?????剩????基本????????”


  “至於??飯菜全部????聊??候?己學?做??嘿嘿??金哥偷偷?告訴???秘密??????學學?做飯???廢????功夫呢????候甚至?差點?把整?房?給點???害????敢?己?家?做飯吃??”


  “哈哈?真??????卻???樣?黑曆史啊?實??太?笑??”


  “哼???知?笑??幹脆??己做飯?????給?做??”


  ?完蘇曉曉便把?轉向??別?假裝??????搭理程咬金?陳曉晶健壯???奈?笑?笑?隨即?便跑?蘇曉曉??假裝求饒????

  “曉曉啊???饒??吧????故意???笑?????饒??吧?曉曉?????次?免費給?提東西???行嗎?”


  “哼?別跟?????用??本?姐根本??稀罕?”


  “曉曉啊???????幹什??告訴??聲???做???行嗎?”


  聽?程咬金????蘇曉曉?內??稍稍???動搖??????明????擺??屑?樣??因??????程咬金接????什?樣?動作?用?討?她?

  ??假裝求饒?辦法?行?通?程咬金??又?????招?辦法?

  “唉??吧?既???姐??少?????????辭職另找?處??”

  ?完程咬金於?便假裝?朝門口走???離?????蘇曉曉?見程咬金?離?????立馬衝向??抱?程咬金?胳膊?用她?真誠?目光??程咬金?

  “?金哥????離???????剛才??話??鬧?玩????原諒?吧?求求????金哥?”


  “嗯?”


  聽?蘇曉曉????程咬金頓???戲弄她??思?於????蘇曉曉???“?????話??真?嗎????希望????又耍??????候估計?幼???靈便?受?永遠?法複合?創傷?”


  “?金哥??????真??????誓????剛才??話??假????卿打雷劈??”


  “呃?”


  “怎????相信嗎??金哥?”


  “???啦??????誠實?份????勉強原諒??次???????記住?次?別??鬧?玩??聽見????果?次????鬧?玩?話??????真?走??”


  “嗯嗯??保證?次絕???再??同樣?事情??”


  “嗯?樣?話????先回沙??坐??兒???準備晚餐?”


  “嗯嗯?????金哥??做飯??候????幫?打??啊?”


  “???倒????????????給?坐?沙???把今???讓?嚐嚐???藝?”


  “嗯嗯???快點??金給?肚??快餓扁??”


  ??蘇??蹦蹦跳跳?坐回?沙??程咬金?奈????奈?走進廚房給蘇??含??準備晚餐???

  ???約半??????程咬金終於把所??飯菜?做????菜?湯??素??肉葷素搭配標準?健康飲食?

  “曉曉趕快??吃飯??”?

  “嗯嗯?知?????????”


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