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第四十七章姑娘,你撞,隨便撞,撞死了,流產了,算我輸!

  進城?

  孫?凡便直奔光雲城體育館走??

  因?選拔便?此進行?

  ???路??

  孫?凡??招誰惹誰?走??

  作???偽先?級星獸?驕?

  ?今?格外??畜?害?

  因??畢竟??昆侖?區????熟悉??盤?

  所??整?行動?程????絕???浪??

  萬?????????份?

  ??保?齊????涼?

  ??算?此?

  ???惹麻煩?麻煩卻偏偏??????

  ??眼瞅??????體育館門口??

  迎??便突?撞?????長?兔耳朵?妙齡少女?

  ?叫??穩準狠?

  讓?躲???及??兔耳妙齡少女?便?炮彈般紮進???懷??

  接?????感受?胸??兩朵資本雄厚?軟玉?極其?適???把?兔耳妙齡少女推???

  ?兔耳妙齡少女?便瞬?抓?????朝她?兔耳朵?抓??

  見狀?孫?凡本?立即掙脫?

  ?卻莫名?頓?動作遲緩??止?倍?

  ????意識????趕忙調轉法??逼??紮??腰??讓?突?遲緩?銀針??

  ????便?兔耳妙齡少女?快穩準??法?協助??穩穩當當??抓牢?她??雙?兔耳朵?

  完???聽噗??聲?

  ?剛剛??炮彈般敏捷?兔耳妙齡少女?便成????腹便便?孕婦?

  ?此???孫?凡見此?幕??知?該哭???該笑?狀態??

  ?兔耳妙齡少女便?改剛才女瘋???範?瞬?哭?稀?嘩啦?梨花帶雨?

  宛若?剛?負?漢拋棄??辜少婦?輕扯?嗓?死拉?孫?凡?放?喊??“???負?漢?王?蛋??家馬???臨盆???卻???家???怎??????臉??賠?青春??賠?精?損失費??????娘倆今??死?????”


  兔耳妙齡少女呼喊?停???久?便喊????堆圍觀?星獸?

  ????圍觀?吃瓜群眾??????幕?卻並??任何震驚???覺??笑?

  當?????所???覺??笑?像????場笑話?

  ????少圍觀?星獸?流露??憐憫?眼?滴?

  ?????憐憫?

  卻並非?針?兔耳妙齡少女?

  ??針?孫?凡?

  顯????覺???兔耳妙齡少女碰??孫?凡今??倒?血黴?????血??????

  真????憐???孔?

  “哎????????第幾?倒黴蛋??”


  “第?第?第……嘶??像?第?百?十???吧?”

  “喲???百?十????行?照?????月光長耳兔?族???家致富??”


  “快拉倒吧??致富?

  整?月光長耳兔?族?

  ???妮?????臉?

  成?滿?街碰瓷?

  ???她爹?月光長耳兔?族?老祖宗?

  ?她?樣色??早??驅逐?族群??

  再??月光長耳兔?族?誰缺錢?

  她?純屬???理變態??作死??????”


  “?????嚴重?哇???管管?”


  “管?屁??敢管嗎????怕她?城管?隊?隊長叔叔?把?給抓??”


  “??……?……”


  “行?行???跟?傳音胡扯??趕緊??戲吧?”


  “嗚嗚嗚……???負?漢?王?蛋??怎???樣?

  ?真?所托非???當初怎??瞎?眼?選?????王?蛋?

  ?????樣??孩?????????卻??拋棄??

  ??當?????????竟???動於衷??連?點表示????

  ?????簡直……簡直??????……???性?冷血動物?

  慘???????”


  哽咽???兔耳妙齡少女差點??口??緩???直接抽死???

  ?????她?演技???真高?

  ???她??混娛樂圈?

  ???估計她???經???拿奧斯卡影???

  “咳咳?姑娘??演??真?錯???挺佩服???

  ??碰瓷?竟???拚命?

  ?????清???種族????

  ??水猿?族???種族??性繁殖??

  孩???己??????用??

  所??姑娘??腦袋莫???驢給踢?吧?

  碰誰?瓷?行??碰??”


  ??半??戲?

  實??忍?????

  孫?凡便當???把?當傻??樣??吃瓜群眾????

  顯化??偽裝?星獸本體?

  ????

  瞬?尷尬??

  周遭?戲?吃瓜群眾??瞬??把目光?集???兔耳妙齡少女???????她怎?應??

  ?此?????此尷尬?場景?

  剛?哭?稀?嘩啦?兔耳妙齡少女?

  瞬??砍死孫?凡??????

  ??轉瞬??兔耳妙齡少女便?又?再意??繼續哭????

  因??

  嘛賣批?

  ?逗老娘呢?

  ???老娘?見?水猿???

  哪?先?境化形?水猿長??樣??????尾巴?????

  ?連?標誌性?尾巴???????敢稱?己?水猿?族?

  誰給??膽??誰給??認證?

  所???從老娘??逃脫?????嫩點?

  “???負?漢??真?喪盡?良?

  ?騙??????玩弄???感情?

  ??????

  ????己?水猿?族??

  ??良?呢?

  ???摸摸??良???錯??摸??摸??摸??摸????摸摸????良?嗎?

  ?簡直????????最最十惡?赦?負?郎啊?

  ?竟?真?狠????種?步????和孩??死?????”


  演技再次爆表?

  接???兔耳妙齡少女便??猛??朝?遠處??根石柱撞??

  她???相信???她?套路?她???殘??

  今???她訛???鮮肉????辦法?

  麻蛋?真當老娘?專業碰瓷?十年??練?呢?

  ???讓她萬萬??????

  每每???刻?必?百試百靈?段?今?竟?失效??

  ???此?止??眾目睽睽???肯定????她?殘?從?惹?麻煩??鮮肉??肯定?給她?筆錢?花錢消災?讓她趕緊滾蛋??

  ??今????卻?喊停?甚至壓根??鳥她?

  ?讓她???猛???炮彈般撞向??旁?結實?石柱??

  ??刻?見?己屢試?爽?套路竟??失敗?

  ?兔耳妙齡少女????禁慌??批?

  難?她真?往?由通?石打造?石柱?撞?

  ?她???速度????真撞???她??真?破血流???真流產??

  ??????疼??

  ???撞??戲???演?嘛?

  ??容碰見?????孔??????錯??嘛?

  ???真讓她撞?她???她??……


  “嘿?等等”


  ???兔耳妙齡少女正?比掙紮??候?

  孫?凡?聲音?便突???籟般從她耳邊響??

  ????原本?慌??批?兔耳妙齡少女便立馬?????

  ???“?樣?跟老娘玩???嫩點?”


  ?????秒?

  剛??????刹車敲竹杠?她?

  便突????忍住??

  ??衝動?狠狠?撞???由通?石打造?石柱??

  因?孫?凡喊完嘿?等等???便緊跟????句?“姑娘??才學?幾?醫?醫術?算尚??所???隨便撞?撞死??流產??算?輸?”

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