第四十七章姑娘,你撞,隨便撞,撞死了,流產了,算我輸!
進城?
孫?凡便直奔光雲城體育館走??
因?選拔便?此進行?
???路??
孫?凡??招誰惹誰?走??
作???偽先?級星獸?驕?
?今?格外??畜?害?
因??畢竟??昆侖?區????熟悉??盤?
所??整?行動?程????絕???浪??
萬?????????份?
??保?齊????涼?
??算?此?
???惹麻煩?麻煩卻偏偏??????
??眼瞅??????體育館門口??
迎??便突?撞?????長?兔耳朵?妙齡少女?
?叫??穩準狠?
讓?躲???及??兔耳妙齡少女?便?炮彈般紮進???懷??
接?????感受?胸??兩朵資本雄厚?軟玉?極其?適???把?兔耳妙齡少女推???
?兔耳妙齡少女?便瞬?抓?????朝她?兔耳朵?抓??
見狀?孫?凡本?立即掙脫?
?卻莫名?頓?動作遲緩??止?倍?
????意識????趕忙調轉法??逼??紮??腰??讓?突?遲緩?銀針??
????便?兔耳妙齡少女?快穩準??法?協助??穩穩當當??抓牢?她??雙?兔耳朵?
完???聽噗??聲?
?剛剛??炮彈般敏捷?兔耳妙齡少女?便成????腹便便?孕婦?
?此???孫?凡見此?幕??知?該哭???該笑?狀態??
?兔耳妙齡少女便?改剛才女瘋???範?瞬?哭?稀?嘩啦?梨花帶雨?
宛若?剛?負?漢拋棄??辜少婦?輕扯?嗓?死拉?孫?凡?放?喊??“???負?漢?王?蛋??家馬???臨盆???卻???家???怎??????臉??賠?青春??賠?精?損失費??????娘倆今??死?????”
兔耳妙齡少女呼喊?停???久?便喊????堆圍觀?星獸?
????圍觀?吃瓜群眾??????幕?卻並??任何震驚???覺??笑?
當?????所???覺??笑?像????場笑話?
????少圍觀?星獸?流露??憐憫?眼?滴?
?????憐憫?
卻並非?針?兔耳妙齡少女?
??針?孫?凡?
顯????覺???兔耳妙齡少女碰??孫?凡今??倒?血黴?????血??????
真????憐???孔?
“哎????????第幾?倒黴蛋??”
“第?第?第……嘶??像?第?百?十???吧?”
“喲???百?十????行?照?????月光長耳兔?族???家致富??”
“快拉倒吧??致富?
整?月光長耳兔?族?
???妮?????臉?
成?滿?街碰瓷?
???她爹?月光長耳兔?族?老祖宗?
?她?樣色??早??驅逐?族群??
再??月光長耳兔?族?誰缺錢?
她?純屬???理變態??作死??????”
“?????嚴重?哇???管管?”
“管?屁??敢管嗎????怕她?城管?隊?隊長叔叔?把?給抓??”
“??……?……”
“行?行???跟?傳音胡扯??趕緊??戲吧?”
“嗚嗚嗚……???負?漢?王?蛋??怎???樣?
?真?所托非???當初怎??瞎?眼?選?????王?蛋?
?????樣??孩?????????卻??拋棄??
??當?????????竟???動於衷??連?點表示????
?????簡直……簡直??????……???性?冷血動物?
慘???????”
哽咽???兔耳妙齡少女差點??口??緩???直接抽死???
?????她?演技???真高?
???她??混娛樂圈?
???估計她???經???拿奧斯卡影???
“咳咳?姑娘??演??真?錯???挺佩服???
??碰瓷?竟???拚命?
?????清???種族????
??水猿?族???種族??性繁殖??
孩???己??????用??
所??姑娘??腦袋莫???驢給踢?吧?
碰誰?瓷?行??碰??”
??半??戲?
實??忍?????
孫?凡便當???把?當傻??樣??吃瓜群眾????
顯化??偽裝?星獸本體?
????
瞬?尷尬??
周遭?戲?吃瓜群眾??瞬??把目光?集???兔耳妙齡少女???????她怎?應??
?此?????此尷尬?場景?
剛?哭?稀?嘩啦?兔耳妙齡少女?
瞬??砍死孫?凡??????
??轉瞬??兔耳妙齡少女便?又?再意??繼續哭????
因??
嘛賣批?
?逗老娘呢?
???老娘?見?水猿???
哪?先?境化形?水猿長??樣??????尾巴?????
?連?標誌性?尾巴???????敢稱?己?水猿?族?
誰給??膽??誰給??認證?
所???從老娘??逃脫?????嫩點?
“???負?漢??真?喪盡?良?
?騙??????玩弄???感情?
??????
????己?水猿?族??
??良?呢?
???摸摸??良???錯??摸??摸??摸??摸????摸摸????良?嗎?
?簡直????????最最十惡?赦?負?郎啊?
?竟?真?狠????種?步????和孩??死?????”
演技再次爆表?
接???兔耳妙齡少女便??猛??朝?遠處??根石柱撞??
她???相信???她?套路?她???殘??
今???她訛???鮮肉????辦法?
麻蛋?真當老娘?專業碰瓷?十年??練?呢?
???讓她萬萬??????
每每???刻?必?百試百靈?段?今?竟?失效??
???此?止??眾目睽睽???肯定????她?殘?從?惹?麻煩??鮮肉??肯定?給她?筆錢?花錢消災?讓她趕緊滾蛋??
??今????卻?喊停?甚至壓根??鳥她?
?讓她???猛???炮彈般撞向??旁?結實?石柱??
??刻?見?己屢試?爽?套路竟??失敗?
?兔耳妙齡少女????禁慌??批?
難?她真?往?由通?石打造?石柱?撞?
?她???速度????真撞???她??真?破血流???真流產??
??????疼??
???撞??戲???演?嘛?
??容碰見?????孔??????錯??嘛?
???真讓她撞?她???她??……
“嘿?等等”
???兔耳妙齡少女正?比掙紮??候?
孫?凡?聲音?便突???籟般從她耳邊響??
????原本?慌??批?兔耳妙齡少女便立馬?????
???“?樣?跟老娘玩???嫩點?”
?????秒?
剛??????刹車敲竹杠?她?
便突????忍住??
??衝動?狠狠?撞???由通?石打造?石柱??
因?孫?凡喊完嘿?等等???便緊跟????句?“姑娘??才學?幾?醫?醫術?算尚??所???隨便撞?撞死??流產??算?輸?”