第二章 說書

  “哇?哇?”早???太豐揮舞?雙?極其興奮?

  “萊哥????????條?條?彩斑斕??正?往??體?鑽??跟?蝌蚪?樣?”


  ?tm?蝌蚪?

  ?搭理興奮??屁孩兒?用疑問?眼???師父?“您老??口??吧?別??裝高???”


  老李摸?摸?胡???巴悠悠???“?世???種??????望?士?老朱??太豐???”


  “望?士懂吧??????流動?老朱????派????求苛刻所?傳承極少?????隔代傳授?????托付給放??朋友?使?傳承???落?”


  “?????幹什??呢??話??長?···”


  瞅?師父略帶膨脹?眼??彭萊領?精??進屋把躺椅搬??????沏??茶???拿?把扇???刻準備??

  ??候師娘提?菜籃?門????抱??姑娘彭琪?

  “記??己把內衣洗???回??????洗??給?燉?吃?”


  留??句話?師娘走??

  師父歎?口???悵????“哎呀?洗衣服?嘍?”


  話??????躺??姿勢?點?動?

  彭萊再次領?精??把衣服扔盆?倒?洗衣粉和水??搬???馬紮?師父旁邊?

  “?始吧您嘞?內衣?給您洗????什??????”


  老李雖???美滋滋?表???哼??聲??“??東西???????修仙?輩???知??”


  “??您快點吧?別?洗完?您???完???候?讓?幹活?”


  老李喝?口才?比????式??“?德?皇?帝?功名夏侯商周??霸?雄鬧春秋?頃刻興亡???青石幾行名姓?北邙?數荒丘???播種??收??甚龍爭虎鬥?”


  “咱??回書???朱爺?朱爺?知?吧?豬?戒?爺爺?哦??啊?本文??朱爺乃?望?士?脈單傳?獨苗?望?士?什??各位?知????????????望?士????納?悶????又?什????啊????放?屁???啊?????最近?百?年基本??什?????什?啊???唄?汙染太嚴重??”


  “所??百?年???????既???????把?給封??算??留?念??所?定??????博物館賣賣門票?”


  “??啊????容易???把根源封?????找??才行啊??又??問?練?士????嗎????怎?練??”


  “???抬杠嗎?????空???呼吸呢???練?士????????????高度壓縮凝聚??????幹冰?幹冰?家?知??固態??氧化碳??色??”


  “所??練?士???????純粹???????????所????讓?先把??根源給找???才?繼續把票賣???”

  ??接???博物館?梗?其實?映射票??賣?老李?????書???????茶館??己???書???因???太次??至於免費聽書?搭茶水瓜??拉?住??

  彭萊適??“籲”??聲?每次捧場?活????幹???倒?????應???

  “老朱呢???易???把門給關??????又?把門???其實?用????幾十年??定??己?把門給衝???”


  “??呢??堆?????呢????再??幾年??定?嗝屁??誰等??啊?所?呢?非??威逼利誘?”


  “老朱??根本??乎?????呢?眼??????跟?呢????油盡燈枯?年紀???候跟別???仇隙?萬??哪?死??誰管?孩??”


  ?????老李???興意闌珊???世?????畏和?私?伴隨???奈何?

  喝?口茶?老李???搬?凳?????

  ???兒?聽??

  “美女喝茶??正宗?貓屎綠茶???喝??錢?”


  嗬嗬?

  老李同誌????既往?騷啊?

  ??底?件事???樁???虧????做法?至少?輩?憂??

  今?????候??感受?與往日??同?????同??像?體??什?東西?破土???

  晾??衣服?彭萊搬?馬紮坐?師父旁邊?順???目光?????

  “師父???腰?點粗啊?您???口?”


  “????懂?????????胸??和腿長??選哪??”


  “????”


  老李用?指點?點????“??????活經曆?”


  嗬?

  ??老色棍?

  “師父您選哪??”


  “?孩?才做選擇??全???”


  哎喲?

  第?次見?把饑?擇食?????清新脫俗光明正??

  師父?愧?師父?服??

  “師父?您?您????您李?真?劍?萬古黑?夜??什??候?教您徒弟幾??”


  ?????惜?學?????跪舔?待遇?落千丈?

  師父砸吧??嘴?意味深長???“?練劍先?先學挨打?”


  “又打啊?”


  師父點?點???“?次??樣?”


  “怎???樣?”?

  彭萊??????點安慰??話????等??句?

  “?次比??更狠?”