第98章 可不可以

  矮油?梅乾??怎?????????強?撩妹技??

  ??奇怪?向?假正經?梅乾????丁香??愛??臉蛋????種?逗她?衝動?

  ???丁香???梨花帶雨????模樣?梅乾??又???忍?於?趕緊遞?幾張紙巾???

  “別哭??眼睛跟熊貓似?……???把????樣?拍?????微信朋友圈???”


  梅乾?始嚇唬丁香?

  聽梅乾????丁香立即停止?抽泣??努嘴?嬌嗔??“?敢?哼?”


  “嘿嘿嘿?????敢??根本??舍?啊?”梅乾油嘴滑舌?接??句?

  “真討厭?”丁香嬌羞?低???停頓?幾十秒?兩???再?話?

  “喂???什?呢?”丁香率先打破沉默?

  “????雖???認識?久???……?覺?覺??此情此景?此?此刻??和???像??兒偷情??情侶?”梅乾老老實實????

  丁香?聽?俏臉?紅???才意識??己??睡衣?和??僅穿?條花褲衩?男?站?客廳??貌似????件非常?妥?事情?

  跺?跺腳?丁香恨恨????“哼??先回???等明??早?蘇雪醒?????知???才???真?假??”


  “?擦?????????所懷疑????坐懷?亂?當代柳?惠?算??算??懶?跟?爭辯?等明??早?真相??揭曉?”


  “哦???????褲衩?從哪兒買????愛啊?”


  丁香嘴?忽?蹦????句?

  親娘啊???妹??此?此刻?此情此景????話?確定??故意勾引??嗎?

  “????件?攤貨……?????快回屋吧???睡覺??”


  ?於今晚奇怪?丁香和越?越尷尬?氛圍?梅乾?真?點?適應?

  其實?梅乾並非?急??睡覺??????丁香??半透明?惹.火.?材?讓梅乾?體?某?部位??崛?征兆?

  “哦……”丁香輕輕?哼??聲?

  親娘啊???錯吧?

  丁香??眼??竟????絲絲?失望?

  ???????????定??錯??

  送走??迷死???妖精??梅乾屁顛屁顛?跑回沙???剛?躺??

  “沙沙?沙沙”???該死?走路聲?又?耳邊響????

  “???姑奶奶……又?何貴幹啊?”


  梅乾坐????語?問??

  “???????……?剛剛???太急?把房門反鎖?????進???……”丁香?雙???安?抓?睡衣?裙腳???羞怯????

  “房門反鎖???門???啊????鑰匙?貌似??姨睡覺???主臥?……”梅乾???語?丁香?丫?今晚太奇怪???像故意?折磨?似??

  “??……?????穿成?樣……?果??蘇姐姐?見……該怎?解釋呢……”丁香扭扭捏捏????

  “?擦?穿成?樣???見??關係??????把?當男?啊???借?件衣服給?穿???再?敲門?總???吧?”梅乾提議??

  “?行……??……??讓?蘇姐姐……知??半夜?客廳找?……她?定??卦??完?……”丁香趕緊否決?

  “嗯?言??理?”


  ?言?畏???成虎?積毀銷骨?眾口鑠金??成語???全???梅乾腦海??

  ??真讓?姨?蘇誤???嘖嘖嘖?按照?蘇超長?腦補技??搞??分分鍾??非議成?恥?流氓?

  “???怎?辦啊?”梅乾???????主意?

  “????……”丁香?臉蛋紅?像熟透??蘋果???翼翼?問??“????……今晚讓?????睡啊?”


  “what……are……you……?啥咧?are……you……認真滴?”


  梅乾傻眼?連英語?噴????

  “?確定?”梅乾?臉懵逼?又問??遍?“?剛才??提議?……??孤男寡女?……同擠?沙??”


  丁香羞澀?輕輕點?點??又搖?搖??“??別????睡沙???睡?板??且???臨?將????蘇姐她?睡覺?直?死???5點???醒????”


  ?擦?丁香???話?究竟?幾?意思內??相矛盾??啦?

  “???怕?……?嘿嘿嘿……”梅乾獰笑?……慢慢湊近丁香????

  “哼?諒???敢?”丁香?丫?竟??挑釁似??挺?挺誘?犯罪??圍?

  “??什??敢啊?”梅乾?口問??

  丁香炫耀似?揮?揮拳??“????怕嚇????幾????直堅持學柔??”


  “?????信?”梅乾嗤??鼻?搖?搖??

  話音剛落?梅乾??腕?傳??陣劇痛?

  ?見?丁香?丫?竟?把梅乾??指給牢牢?扭住??雖????速度??慢?

  ??丁香初學者??份??算馬馬虎虎??

  梅乾????輕?易舉???反將她製服???????感覺?必???丫???逞強?

  “哎喲?哎喲?”梅乾?邊誇張??聲叫痛??邊假裝?迫彎?腰?痛苦?蹲坐????

  “哼??服?服?”丁香嬌嗔?問??

  “?痛?痛……?折斷?……哎喲哎喲……”


  聽?梅乾?叫喊?丁香??己?柔?功夫更加?信?

  “哼?讓??老實?”?梅乾?片討饒聲??丁香?才放????

  丁香?鬆???梅乾?飛快?竄??邊??邊裝模作樣?揉?疼痛??指??邊假裝頗懷戒懼?盯?眼???危險?女??

  “哼????知???厲害?吧?”


  丁香?挺?意????梅乾?臉陰沉?才又假惺惺故作關??問??“??事吧?”


  假裝懶?理睬她?梅乾?顧??回沙??睡覺???

  剛剛爬?沙??丁香?跟?????試探?問??“喂???????吧?”


  梅乾???理睬她?

  “喂???男?耶……怎?????啊?”


  ???丁香?把腦袋湊?梅乾枕邊?