第二十四章考試的事

  。。。卻哪知掉入了時空裂縫。


  本文考題來源於萬能的百度，因為作者英語無能


  裂縫內。


  大白，這個世界怎麽不穩定。？

  宿主。我們可能掉在裂縫裏了。等我想想辦法。這個世界宿主可以放鬆下

  宿主順便去考個試吧。我給你安排好學生的身份了


  什麽？大白，咱可不能這樣啊，你這明顯是坑我

  背著小書包去考試的我，


  看著學校門口橫幅德瑪西亞學校


  “同學們，還有半個小時要考試了。請盡快到教室準備。”此時學校廣播裏傳來廣播員小紅的聲音，


  “1314教室。。1314教室在哪裏呢？”我在3樓數著1311，1312，1313，1314，有了。


  我走進1314教室，看到考官老師坐在講台上的凳子，


  正拿著試卷袋準備打開，她看向我“這位同學，請找到自己的位置坐好”


  我走向888座位，座位上有個小紙條正寫著888號考生薇兒。我坐了下去。


  叮鈴鈴，考試還有10分鍾開始

  於是我找教室找了20分鍾嗎？豈可修。


  叮鈴鈴，考試開始

  考官老師在講台上打開試卷袋取出試卷，

  數好每一個豎排的人數，給每個豎排的第一個同學，讓他們把試卷傳下去，

  終於到我了。我取出自己的試卷，又往下傳了傳，


  叮鈴鈴，試卷填寫時間到，請各位考生填寫試卷，不要交頭接耳


  我拿到試卷後，填好自己學號888，姓名薇兒。準備開始答題，

  好難哦，大白，你給我安排的考試不會是高考吧？


  答對了(╯3╰)宿主真棒

  嗬嗬，嗬嗬，嗬嗬。。大白你真是給我出了個難題。


  我看著選擇題，讓大白給我個骰子。寫著abcd那種。


  投擲骰子中


  a我在選擇題塗著答題卡上的a選項。


  投擲骰子中


  c我接著塗c選項

  重複上方數十次後，進入了填空題。


  she did not hesitate for long : although her father smoked a pipe only once in a while，


  she knew that this was a present which was bound to please().

  這是啥啊？我突然有點抓狂。隨便填了個is

  it is said that a short-tempered man in the song dynasty (960—1279)

  was very anxious to help()rice crop grow upquickly.

  ╭(°a°`)╮大白啊。我不會做啊。湊個a上去

  when jane got he， with her small but well-chosen present in her bag，

  her parents were already ()table having supper.

  填but嗎？英語單詞隻會幾個的說


  he was very tired fr/after doing this for a whole day，() he felt very happy

  since the crop did “grow” higher.

  here？隨便吧。反正咱也挺佛係的


  … and ()was only after i heard she became sick that i leaed she couldn’t eat msg.

  最後一道選擇題了，填as吧。


  感覺這次選擇題好難，估計英語掛了吧。哎，隨緣吧。掛了以後就寫湊學費讀大學了


  。不知道有沒有小粉絲打賞啊。苦澀的學生傷不起

  接著，就是作文題了。描寫粽子節。


  for thousands of years， the tradition of the duanwu festival has been passed down fr one generation to t

  he next. but where did it ce fr and why did people eat zongzi and race dragon boats?

  many schors have studied these questions and given their academic expnations.

  one expnation is that the duanwu festival originated fr people’s worship o

  f dragons. in ancient china， people believed the dragon was the god in charge of water，


  which was vitally important to daily life and agricultural production. on the day of duanwu，


  people raced dragon boats to entertain the god and offered him zongzi as a treat.

  the sole purpose was to please the god to ensure a year of favorable weather.

  se people believe duanwu ces fr activities instigated by ancient sorcerers.

  these activities were held in early summer when the hot weather was about to bring diseases t

  o people who didn’t have mode devices and medicines to protect themselves. so，


  ancient sorcerers encouraged people to wear fragrant pouches and hang mugwort and

  camus on their doors to drive away the so-called evil spirits that caused diseases.

  schors may provide many other expnations about the origin of the duanwu festival.

  but if you ask ordinary people about its origin， you’ll get the same answer. t

  hey will tell you that the duanwu festival honors the great poet，


  qu yuan. they’ll also tell you the story that has been passed down for more than 2，


  000 years.

  qu yuan was bo in 340 bc， during the warring states period. at that time，


  there were seven states struggling among themselves to unify china.

  of the seven states， qin was the strongest and chu the rgest.

  qu yuan was a noble of chu. during his lifetime，


  the powerful kingd of chu fell into a decline.

  early in his life， qu yuan won the confidence of the king of chu， and was his

  deputy prime minister， helping draft ws and determine foreign policy.

  when he saw the danger posed by the ambitious qin state， he proposed

  govement reforms and an alliance with the neighboring qi state as a way to ensure chu’s safety.

  but the king of chu was surrounded by self-seekers， who were jealous of

  qu yuan. they accepted bribes fr the qin’s envoy， dissuaded the king fr taking

  qu yuan’s advice and brought about the poet’s estran

  gement fr the king. qu yuan was finally sent into exile for 20 years.

  during those desperate years， qu yuan helplessly watched his

  beloved country bece weaker every day.

  in the year 278 bc， the capital of chu was stormed by troops fr qin.

  in great pain， qu yuan wrote “lisao” or “the lament”， the greatest of all his poems.

  on the fifth day of the fifth lunar month， he drowned himself in the milo river，


  because he was hopeless about his country’s future.

  qu yuan died thousands of years ago，


  but he is remembered every year for his love of and loyalty to his country and his people.

  in his poems， he wrote:

  long did i sigh and wipe away my tears，


  to see my people bowed by grieves and fears.

  the people’s sufferings move my heart，

  our nd i cannot leave.

  people grieve for those who have grieved for them.

  each year， during the duanwu festival， the day of qu yuan’s death，


  people race dragon boats to cmemorate him. this is believed to be a representation of how the people of chu tried，


  at the time， to recover qu yuan’s body fr the milo river. pyramid-shaped dumplings by the name of zongzi were

  thrown in the river to feed the fish， so they would stay away fr qu yuan’s body.

  qu yuan’s life was tragic but， as a poet， he achieved great success. in fact，


  he is considered to be the first poet in chinese literature. before his time，


  there were only folk songs. qu yuan created a new style of poetry， which became known as chu ci.

  考完英語，有半個小時休息時間


  我帶著我的飯卡去學校超市刷飯卡買零食，考試過後，


  果然還是雙皮奶配辣條火腿腸最能解壓力了，

  我看著超市裏很多考生都在買吃的，仿佛吃就可以忘記考試這種廢腦子的事情了。


  吃了零食過後，


  叮鈴鈴，考試時間還有10分鍾開始

  我們趕緊跑回教室


  ，於是，上午考了一部分，


  午休時間

  考生們都在找各自班級對答案，算自己的分數有多少，

  以至於回家是挨打還是吃火鍋或者下館子。


  看到有的考生唉聲歎氣，仿佛因為和班上成績好的同學答案不一樣。


  知道自己過段時間出了高考成績回家會挨打似。。的。


  看到有的考生高興的什麽一樣。仿佛因為答案對上了，就很高興。可以吃自己喜歡吃的東西了。


  考生以班級成績第一的同學作正確答案參考。


  中午，我們跑去食堂吃飯，食堂裏人擠人，就算是排隊，也顯得好多人。


  下午繼續考試過後，我回到了大白安排的家。