5 消失的氣味
或許?太用??吧??塊?男?嘣??聲?把門把?給擰???????嘣??聲??種?汽水瓶脫落般?清脆?動作更像摘橘??樣簡單輕鬆??根本?法?象??怎?做???雖難??象????別急於?否認??事實?因???????量?權威?除非??半輩??告別健全、歪?脖?、躺?病床?與??話?哈哈?
當????世界???缺乏挑戰者????????吧???勇士?勇敢?奔赴戰場吧?質疑便???佩劍???敗?陣??千萬別忘記?曾經跟?所???話??沙包??拳?????頂?算???捏?軟柿????
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“?????喉嚨?感覺?點癢呢?”
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“直覺?”
“??????絕??????”?塊?男??斬釘截鐵?回答??
“?打?賭??”?男?表??十分?信?樣??
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“?什??”
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“?吧??賭?次?午茶吧?”
“???”?塊?男?爽快?答應??
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“當?聞???應該???第?次衝給?喝吧?”?男?指?茶杯???
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“當???趕快找找???邊試試?”
於???塊?男?又?始尋找???
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?塊?男???情願?聞?????悅????“???”
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“聞???????雞屎?味??”
?男?則暗??偷笑????鼻??真?挺靈???故意????“??吧?????鼻?失靈??”
“?清????吧?”
“肯定??搞錯??估計別?放?屁??覺??花香?”
?塊?男?越?越懷疑?己??
祝?運