第一百二十七章!偷挖絕戶墳!中!!

  ??樣??又??????

  ?長?長??短??短?

  ???坐?每位?言?????普通??極點?

  ?????村???????驚?動魄啊?

  ?從?經曆?次“偷雞”件事????村?所圈養?雞鴨??莫名其妙?失蹤?

  ?幸??找??卻??羽毛全部脫落?凶???家畜?頸部留?兩???拇指???血洞????鮮血?吸??幹?淨?

  事??當受害者?查?安裝??家門口?攝像???卻??什?異常情況????

  ??????弄?村?謠言???

  ??:“因???幾年國家??推廣“退耕?林”運動?使??????態環境變???所??山??猛獸又回???”


  ???:“?街?亂跑?流浪狗??知名?病毒感染??瘋咬??”


  更?甚者?居?舔??己?老臉?跑?村外逢???:“???種情況??因???村?老?輩做?傷?害理?事?所??老?爺??????世?孫??詛咒??報應??解??”


  聽?最???版本???真?給造謠者??句:“報應?妹啊?”


  見????話????見???號???話??

  哪???往??兒??潑髒水??詛咒??玩蛋??

  再????算?報應???應該報應??丫????嘴片?貨?

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  呼～閑話?????咱???返回主題吧?

  農村政府宣傳牆經常?????標語?叫:?困難找村長呢?

  作????責任??基層幹部??爸??村??流言越傳越離譜?隱隱???控製?趨勢?

  ?決定用??行動?打破謠言?

  先?用高音喇叭通知村?黨員??村委????商量?何解決此事?

  ?番唇槍舌戰???家?致敲定:今????村?各??產隊?黨員??????組?分別從村??同?街?進行巡視??旦?????疑份??立馬報警?

  當??農村基層黨員?覺悟?並?見??比老百姓高??家???給?幹活??

  ?此??爸親?掏腰包?答應:每???巡視?晚?酬勞?百塊錢?

  興許??????????疑問:怪????村???失竊案??什???報警?反???行解決呢?

  ?此??????:?哥???????報警???????討?趣啊?

  根據?國刑法第?百?十?條規定:凡?失竊?物涉案金額達?3000元（貧困?區1000元、經濟?達省份3000元）?????按照刑事訴訟程序立案偵查???低於該?點者?應交由當?村委??行解決???隨意越級申報?

  怎?樣??????????罵娘啊?

  先別???

  其實?國家?樣規定法律???它??理??

  試問:假??丟?雞毛蒜皮?東西???當?警?進行滿城搜捕??所浪費警?、物?將?十分驚??

  再????算警?肯幫?找東西???果?同???入室搶劫?警??夠用?該怎?辦?

  請問:??責任?誰?承擔?

  ??農村?所養?雞鴨??般?數量比較少?涉案金額?法達?刑事標準?

  ??????奇怪?

  ?從??爸帶?進行巡邏????村??再?????家畜丟失?事情?

  本???事情??????告?段落結束??萬?????才?災難??始?

  今?早?????家?口正坐?客廳?吃飯?

  ?拿?遙控板?按????關?

  電視屏幕??便?????穿職業西裝?美女主持??操???重?鼻音??:“親愛?觀眾朋友??早???今日??市召陵區北環??香山路xx肉聯廠?????重?失竊案?十分詭異?詳情情況?請觀?本台?場?回??報??”


  美女主持??完?畫?便轉????肉類加工車??

  本應關?鐵籠??活豬?卻?翼?飛?

  ??????爸搖?搖?????奈?:“最近??????太平啊?難????什??事????”


  “管?呢?老???反正??塌????兒頂?呢??操?份閑?幹什?啊?”


  見?老爸擺??副悲?憫??樣??老媽敲?敲桌???臉?爽?反懟?

  正所謂:?男?和女鬥?

  見老媽????爸便低??吃飯??極?掩飾?己?尷尬?

  靈兒見狀?用?拽?拽??衣角?賊兮兮??:“佑哥???家怕老婆????遺傳基因啊?”


  “靈兒??和爸???怕老婆????因?……”?正打算向?解釋??

  忽??門口響??陣兒劇烈?拍門聲:“砰?砰?砰?請問?李?佑??家嗎?????門?嗎?”


  老爸放???碗筷?用?指???:“哎??孬???????誰敲?門?別把咱家門敲壞??”


  “哎???”


  走?門口??打??門???

  ?見?鄭局長和李昌平正勾????臉愁容?站??家門口?

  “呦?稀客啊?今?兒?哪陣兒?把恁（?）??兩位??給吹??????準備給???良?市民???紅旗??”


  ???兩貨?樣????忍?住?口調侃???

  ???怎??:閻王?鬥??鬼難纏呢?

  ?聽?話?李昌平?臉刷???紅??用?指???吼?:“李?佑?請注意????態度????……”


  ?未等李昌平?完?鄭局長便走????用?拍?拍??肩膀??:“哎哎??李???太??話?????吧?”


  “?佑啊??回???帶幫幫?啊?”


  ?完?鄭局長便走????伸??雙滿?油膩????抓住???腕?

  ?見狀?立馬向?退?幾步??臉惡???:“哎?局長???咱?話?話?別老?動?動腳????習慣?”


  “嘿嘿?”鄭局長撓?撓??????意思??:“哦??????????緊張??忘????住啊?”


  “算???什?話您?直?吧???辦?辦???辦???辦法?”


  正所謂:禮?於??必?所求?

  ?家??平??故跟?客套??定??什?難辦?事情??做?所??凡事??問清?再??免???候??賣???幫?家數錢呢?

  “?佑?最近?咱老家xx肉聯廠????重?失竊案?凶?作案?法十分詭異??調查?廠?所?監控錄像??詳細詢問???班?職工?並????任何異常?”


  ????鄭局長抬?????眼??挺?挺肚??裝??副?貌岸??樣???:“???事????幾??睡覺????希望給?民群眾??交代??免引??必??恐慌?”


  ????副表情???知?:?孫???怕引??民恐慌????怕丟??己?頂?鍋蓋?

  “局長???關於此事???確??點兒眉目???????確定????做??????再給?????吧?”


  “嗯?????”


  ?聽?話?鄭局長便跟打?雞血?般?拚命點??

  ?????該?????????跟???瞎扯?

  “?您請回吧??回家準備???明?早?給?答複?”


  ?完????便轉?離?????準備???

  ??????早?猜??陳阿昌做???

  ????知?什?原因?讓?產?????怨??

  ?次?正???借??機???解??詳情?順?再?法??整??某??