第一百三十四章!奇怪!
第???清晨?
?正躺?床??用?層厚厚???蒙住??美滋滋?回憶昨晚所???事情??
突???陣刺耳?鬧鈴聲傳入耳?:
“叮叮叮?鈴鈴鈴?”
“壞??”?聽鬧鍾叫???歡???知???兒又睡????
?腳踢????抬????眼鬧鍾?
赫??????經???早??點半??
???挨老媽罵???屁股坐???
?於潛意識?低????眼?邊???靈兒?知??哪??
“咦??清早???鬼丫?跟?玩什?迷藏啊?難???玩夠??再??點兒新花樣?嘿嘿?”
???昨晚?靈兒?穿?件充滿質感?黑色緊?衣??拿?根猩紅色皮鞭??同女王?般；站???????忍?住??幾聲傻笑（淫笑）?
?????“吱”??陣兒?門聲傳入耳??
“佑哥????什??笑???猥瑣?”此??靈兒正站?臥室門口?掐?腰??臉怒?衝衝?盯???
???:?者?善?善者???
光???丫??擺??造型???知?聖女貞德又回?她???
“嘿嘿?”?撓?撓????結結巴巴??:“?……??……?……什?……”
“????趕緊?床?難?????親?給?端????”?完?靈兒便伸??指?用?掌握緊???幾聲刺耳?關節響動聲?
見狀?妙??趕緊穿?衣服?走?她???
“哼???差???”
見?識相?靈兒靠?臥室門框??伸??皙??指捏???臉頰??:“佑哥?麻煩??次長點記性???早點兒???????????運??”
“嗯?嗯?”?默默?點?點??
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接???低????同?媳婦?門兒?般?躡?躡腳?跟?靈兒?????怕再惹??丫????
走?客廳??
?抬????
?張鋪??布?餐桌??整整齊齊?擺放?碟精致??菜??:?糖扮西紅柿?辣椒炒雞蛋??菜扮火腿腸??及??碟翠綠?醋溜黃瓜片?
醋溜黃瓜???老家特色?菜?它?原材料十分簡單?
先取兩根剛剛摘??黃瓜?用清水洗淨?切成馬蹄狀；厚度控製?2-3厘米???比較容易入味?
???把切??黃瓜片放?碗??用蘋果醋浸泡倆??????
做?????拿??嚐????保證:?吃?
味?又甜又酸?超級解饞?????錯?胃?菜?
????????忍?住?直流口水?
見靈兒???老媽急忙從椅??站???挪???位??
“哎哎?閨女?????坐??”
“嗯?謝謝阿姨?”此??靈兒像換????似??低???十分乖巧走??坐??
“嘖嘖?真?裝?”???????由??聲嘀咕?句?
“啪?”老媽抬??掌朝桌??拍?????:“???‘擱’哪嘟囔啥兒哩????覺??給靈兒讓?座??啥????”（“擱”老家話指??意思?）
“啊??……?……?媽?您聽錯???什?????嘿嘿?”見狀?妙??急忙伸??掌?做???求饒??勢?
“哼?”瞪???眼??老媽扭???立即換?另外?副?孔?
“哦????閨女??段???阿姨家住?習慣嗎?”
“嗯……喔?……?……??”??美食靈兒倒??客??直接用筷?夾??塊黃瓜放?嘴??
“哦?????”老媽點?點??又回?瞄???眼?冷冷??:“?孬???廚房給靈兒煮??兒?米粥?估計?快????趕緊給?端??吧?”
“啊?”?愣?????解?問:“媽?咱?家???直?吃??湯?嗎?怎?今?兒?您突???煮?米粥??”
??北???般??食?主??少???吃?米???窮買??????嫌太麻煩?
夏????點兒??溫比較高?水比較容易燒??用電飯煲煮?米用???長???
??????冬????吃?米?
嗬嗬?
北?平均?溫?-3℃?-7℃???水管?結冰?????煮?米吃?
“??混蛋????意見?”見?坐??動?老媽抄?桌???筷??作勢?朝?打???
“嘿嘿?老媽?您別??啊?????成嗎?”??老媽??????趕緊溜兒??
走?廚房???忍?疼痛把?鍋滾燙??米粥?端?桌???
?未等?坐??老媽?邊便?口?話??
“?孬??先別忙?坐??先給?家姑娘盛?碗粥?再?別??”
“哦???”?聽?話???明?:感情?粥??煮給?吃???單獨煮給靈兒?????
“阿姨?????己?吧?????佑?????願意?”??????靈兒偷偷?扭???衝?挑??眉毛?
“?行???帶讓????盛?哼??瞎老娘養????久?回家??候?居??什?東西??給?帶?真??良??”
?完?老媽便瞪???眼睛?狠狠?刮???眼?
?見狀?連忙低???默?作聲?
??暗??:“老媽哎???俺??給?買東西????經濟重?????邊?兒?????啊?”
見???難堪?靈兒用?拽?拽老媽?胳膊??:“阿姨?您誤??佑???回???特意囑咐??南京給?買紀念品??信???”
?完?靈兒便從兜?掏???用黃金雕成??飾?跟?孩獻寶似?捧?????
“哦?原????樣啊?”老媽掃??眼東西??色瞬????少?
“唉?其實?????當父母???幾??圖?己?孩買東西??剛才?????樣?話??????????讓????
讓??事兒??回家?????快?死?老婆???省??每??坐?門口等?回家?”
“媽??……”聽??????腦海??覺勾露??副感?肺腑?畫?:
每???媽?彎?腰?十分困難?搬??把椅??坐?門口?
她?直勾勾???回家???路???條街?
從早?太陽升???直??太陽落??
????????眼角便流?兩?晶瑩液體?連?句完整?話??????
忽???感覺??兒???東西??直?外?忙?抓捕鬼魅?卻忽略家?????老??每???等??回家?
“??????傻孩??????????”???掉眼淚?老媽急忙從椅??站???；從兜?掏??張紙巾?遞????
“媽?謝謝?”接?紙巾??用??擦?擦眼角?
“哦?????孬?今?兒?咱村?‘更?’??帶??家女孩???熱鬧吧?”
?完?老媽便低???從兜?掏?幾張“毛爺爺”遞?靈兒???（‘更?’???老家?邊?言?指集市?意思?）
靈兒見狀?連忙伸??攔?
“阿姨??錢??????您快點兒拿回?吧?”
“嗬嗬???閨女咋???羞昵呢?給??拿?吧?”老媽笑??????把錢強塞?靈兒???
“?孬?等?吃完飯?帶?家女孩?‘更?’??逛逛?別回家??早?”
“嗯???媽???放?吧??事抱?????”
?用筷?扒??口飯?塞?嘴????含糊?清?問:“哦?……???……媽??……爸?……哪??怎??見……???……吃飯……啊?”
“唉???幾?吃飯??候??????提?爸啊?”?聽?話?老媽?臉色頓??陰沉???
“?什?啊?老媽??爸?歹???愛???咋???提提??”
??老媽擺??副“苦?仇深”?樣???忍?住調侃????活躍???氛?
“哼?????嘴貧??爸???老東西提???讓????”
給靈兒盛??碗粥??老媽搖?搖???臉?奈??:“最近?雙匯集團??咱?周邊幾?村莊建設?態養殖基??剛??占?咱兒村?????房???爸每???拆遷?事?愁呢?”
“哎?媽?????嗎??果?雙匯??態養殖基??真?????建成??從今往??????片???班???離家?近?嗎?
?且??算?需?拆遷老百姓?房???相應?戶主?????筆?菲?賠償款嗎???什??愁??”
??記憶?:?凡???拆遷????????筆數量?觀巨款?從此?走???巔峰?（該換老婆換老婆?該換丈夫換丈夫?）
“?知??屁兒?”老媽用眼睛?瞪??:“???真像????樣簡單??爸?至於?每??愁眉?展嗎?”
“哎?算??算????給?講????”老媽衝?擺?擺???臉?悅??:“?孬??吃飽?吧?該帶??家女孩???玩?吧?”
“哦???”
??老媽?點兒??????敢再??話?拉?靈兒???急忙走?家門?
??路????????勁兒?犯嘀咕兒:
“拆遷??於??????活?最底層?老百姓?言????件利?利???事嗎??今?通訊設施??厲害??論??誰做?什?壞事??家?????法院?訴?直接把?違法犯罪?經?拍成短視頻??表?網??成?事?熱點?引???議論?應該???冒?????韙??欺壓老百姓??
再???雙匯???市公司?每年經濟收入倍??其?企業老總?十分注重企業影響?????????點點兒拆遷費?選擇?降?份吧????通啊?
????什?老媽?提?拆遷?字???露??種?難?表情呢??又??什?呢?奇怪?真?奇怪啊?”