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快穿之炮灰女配逆襲記- 第4135章 原裝-科幻靈異-萬花小說

第4135章 原裝

  寧舒的意識回到了身邊,床邊還擺著一具屍體。


  她扛著屍體出了房間,把屍體噗通一聲扔在院子里。


  蚯蚓從屋裡出來,看著屍體臉上一點詫異的表情都沒有,問道:「今天吃人?」


  寧舒搖搖頭,「不新鮮,肯定不好吃。」


  家裡擺了一天多,又在殯儀館擺了幾天,這肉能新鮮到哪裡去。


  不對,什麼時候人肉上了他們食譜的?


  寧舒放出了董千的靈魂,靈魂狀態的董千可比他的身體好看多了,董千的靈魂還算強韌。


  他睜開眼睛,神色非常迷茫,彷彿自己睡了一個長覺,現在突然醒過來,有點不知道今夕是何年的感覺。


  下意識掃了一遍,發現這裡是一個很荒涼的地方,就連建造的房子都很簡陋。


  這是什麼地上,董千並沒有感覺呼吸困難的感覺,還在疑惑自己的身體什麼時候變得這麼好了,低頭一看,就看到滿是灰塵的屍體,正躺在地上。


  這具屍體真的好眼熟啊?


  哦,這是我自己的身體啊!

  啊,這是自己的身體?

  董千驚呆了,自己真的死了嗎,人死了真的有靈魂啊?

  他連忙看向旁邊的人,一個胖嘟嘟的小女孩子,還有一個風光霽月的男人,穿著古人才穿的長袍。


  這特么是什麼地方啊?


  董千茫然又無措。


  難道他真的來到了一個新世界?


  那是不是就擺脫了那個可怕的女魔頭了。


  他彷彿又變成了那個小奶狗,溫溫和和地朝寧舒問道:「小妹妹,這是什麼地方呀?」


  寧舒瞅了他一眼,「你傻了呀,你死了。」


  董千:……


  我當然知道我狗帶了,但我問的是這裡是什麼地方?

  寧舒對董千說道:「蚯蚓,幫我處理一下這具屍體,把這些多餘的肉剃掉,千萬別傷了骨頭,別留下什麼痕迹。」


  蚯蚓:……


  「那就弄個大蒸籠蒸,把肉蒸化了,就不會傷到骨頭。」蚯蚓淡淡地說道。


  董千:……


  他的靈魂搖搖欲墜,他們在說什麼呀,為什麼聽不太懂,但覺得是一件非常可怕的事情。


  要把他的身體煮了?


  煮了?


  我擦!


  老實說,董千看到自己身體的時候,心中還是很欣喜的,雖然身體不中用,但還是想活著不是嗎?


  尤其是知道自己還有靈魂,重新回到自己身體是不是就能活了。


  但現在聽到要把他的身體給蒸了,而且似乎還要骨肉分離,這他嗎是什麼虎狼之詞……


  董千嚇得魂魄都在顫抖,忍不住顫抖問道:「你們要對我的身體幹什麼?」


  咱們雖然無親無故,但也沒仇沒怨的,怎麼要這樣對他的屍體呢……


  雖然可能感覺不到疼,但是光是聽聽,都覺得好疼啊……


  寧舒用過一種看傻子的表情看著他,「不用簡單的方法,難道要用剃肉刀一點一點地剃嗎,那樣容易傷到骨頭,說不定會在骨頭上留下痕迹,那就不完美了。」


  用刀一點點地剃,聽起來更疼了……


  董千茫然地問道:「為什麼呀?」為什麼要處理屍體啊?

  寧舒對董千說道:「我說過了,你是肯定是漂亮的骷髏。」


  董千整個人都驚呆了,看著肉嘟嘟的寧舒,「你,你是沈曉蝶?」


  寧舒擰眉,「你才反應過來呀。」


  「我以前製作過骷髏,那些骷髏都沒有自己的身體,只能找其他的骷髏,我想著還是自己的身體更加契合,成功度要高一些。」


  董千顫顫巍巍,整個人彷彿被暴風雨摧殘的小白花一樣,「你真的要把我弄成骷髏?」


  他都來不及好奇這個胖嘟嘟的女孩子是怎麼回事,就要面臨慘淡的人生。


  寧舒一臉正氣地說道:「我從來不騙人的,我之前就說你會是一具漂亮的骷髏,諸均他們用的是別人的身體,你用的是自己的身體,契合度應該更高,說不定更加完美,過程應該沒有那麼痛苦。」


  董千顫抖得越發厲害,信息量太大了匯成一句話,那就是,他要完了,更可怕的是,還會很痛苦……


  蚯蚓嘆氣,他還得弄個大蒸籠來蒸人……


  寧舒看董千顫抖地厲害,於是安慰道:「只有在融合的時候會很痛的,之後你就走上人生巔峰,雖然不能迎娶白富美,但你可以活很長時間。「


  董千非常絕望,這他嗎都是怎麼回事,為什麼他要面對這種事情,會遇到這種事情。


  我不要,我拒絕……


  變成一具骷髏,虧她做得出來……


  董千就是一個普通人,成為骷髏什麼的太挑戰心理承受能力了。


  董千:「我能不能不成為骷髏。」


  寧舒搖頭,「不能。」


  董千絕望:「為什麼?」


  寧舒:「不為什麼呀,你不願意做個人呀,是你不願意做人的,我之前不是讓你做個人嗎?」


  董千:???

  他立刻說道:「我現在願意做一個人,給我一個機會,我想做個好人。」


  寧舒歪了歪頭,「你現在都死了,不能做人了。」


  「我願意去投胎。」既然時候都有靈魂,那麼可能重新做人。


  寧舒頓時一拍董千的靈魂,把董千拍得靈魂都要散逸了,尼瑪,被拍一下彷彿重鎚了一下。


  寧舒白了他一眼,「你在做什麼白日夢呢?」


  董千好絕望,這是造了什麼孽,才會這樣,連靈魂都被奴役。


  蚯蚓已經等不下去,「好了,不要嚇人了。」


  董千聽到蚯蚓的話,差點感動哭了。


  終於有個好人了,這個人好帥哦,簡直就是神仙人物。


  蚯蚓又說道:「要不要燉?」


  董千:……


  寧舒搖頭,「燉的話要好大的鍋,還是用蒸的吧。」


  虛王不知道從哪裡風塵僕僕地回來了,看到一具屍體和一個靈魂,朝寧舒問道:「這是你給我找的人類嗎?」


  虛王用一種「嘴上說不要,身體卻很誠實』的表情看著寧舒,他問道:「這個人有什麼才能?」


  這個時候,又冒出來一個人,看著自己的眼神很挑剔,詢問才能。


  才能?


  請問富二代需要什麼才能嗎?


  會花錢就好……

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