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烏江戰紀- 節日快樂篇(六)-歷史軍事-萬花小說
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節日快樂篇(六)

  如果朋友,您點開了本條,巴人向您說一聲「非常感謝!」


  為此,巴人給您提前講一個真實的笑話吧。


  酒桌上,大家都喝得有點多了。


  一男對另一男說:「你要是敢摸你小姨妹的咪 咪一下,我喝一杯!」


  聽這話,一桌人都吃了一驚。


  同在酒桌上的那個小姨子卻道:「姐夫,你就摸!讓他喝一杯!」


  酒壯膽,那人當真在他小姨妹胸前掃了一下,提出打賭的人只好喝了一杯。


  眾人以為就這樣完了,想不到,那小姨子極有個性,伸手將姐夫的手拉到自己的胸前,說:「姐夫,你摸起就摸起,讓他喝到死!」


  (以下情節略)

  這故事,將在《烏江巴人》以後的情節中重現,為感謝您,先講了。


  再次感謝!

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