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第213章 沙漠武裝越野

  第213章 沙漠武裝越野

  杜宇面無表情,冷冷道:「你們就是扶不起的打鬥,作為你們的長官,我很丟臉,這就是我一手帶出來的女兵,女子特種兵,你們哪有種?誰來告訴我,你們有種嗎?」


  葉寸心喊道:「報告,有!」


  「有?但是,我看不出來,我只看到的是一群懦夫,一群孬種!」杜宇看了一眼女兵們,嘴角微揚,不屑地說道:「如果你們是在戰場上,你們有閉眼的功夫,那你們早就成為敵人的活靶子了……你們,以為自己還有機會在這裡說廢話嗎?火鳳凰,我看你們壓根還是菜鳥,一點長進的菜鳥。」


  女兵們被訓了一頓,臉色很難看,但沒人敢反駁。


  杜宇冷冷看了一眼女兵們的表情,鏗鏘有力地說道:「你們現在覺得自己很委屈嗎?但在我這……你們沒有半丁點委屈好說,是你們不夠努力!我在問你們話呢,委屈嗎?有人能夠回答我嗎?」


  譚曉琳大聲道:「報告,不委屈。」


  杜宇指了指譚曉琳,冷漠道:「除了她,你們都是啞巴嗎!」


  女兵們大聲喊道:「報告,不是。」


  「不是為什麼不回答!」杜宇冷冷指著所有女兵說道:「我不想聽到任何解釋,我只知道我的兵犯了錯,那就得受到懲罰……閻王。」


  「是。」閻王啪地一聲立正,走了出來,面向女兵們,大吼道:「全體都有,立正,稍息,向後轉,現在開始……五公里武裝越野,跑!」


  譚曉琳一愣,瞪大眼睛說道:「報告,沙漠上怎麼武裝越野!」


  「誰告訴你沙漠地形就不能武裝越野,敵人還會因為你在惡劣的環境下放你一馬?」閻王冷哼一聲,「由於你一個人的無知,全體隊友都要受到懲罰,現在不是五公里,是六公里,還不跑,那就十公里!如果有人跑不完,那就直接淘汰,回新兵營重新受訓!」


  「是。」


  火鳳凰女兵不敢在和閻王討價還價或者多問一些問題,轉身一個跟著一個就往前跑……沙漠里有的是一望無際的沙丘金字塔,踩在沙子上腳都要陷進去,鞋裡面全是細沙,跑起來更加困難……如果說在普通的地方上越野,這六公里還真不是什麼難事。


  但,這裡是沙漠,地形不同,六公里絕對相當於普通地方的十倍……特別是在高溫下,所有人都熱的汗流浹背,但她們也只能服從命令,越野!

  沙子軟的讓所有人都出不了力氣,每跨一步都格外的辛苦。


  杜宇看著女兵們已經出發,就上了車……開著越野車緩緩地跟在女兵後面,元寶大喊道:「快點,菜鳥們,你們不是說自己是鳳凰嗎?那就給我加把勁……這麼慢的速度,我還以為你們是在散步,這算什麼越野,都給我跑起來,快點!」


  「快!」


  「還是說你們想要回新兵營重新來過?那也成啊,你們直接說一句退出這次訓練,我就給你們安排回去的飛機,回到新兵營上重新來過,告訴我,你們誰要退出!」


  「報告,我們不想。」


  「那你們還不跑,慢悠悠地散步,我看著累!」


  「是。」


  「沒吃飯?這點聲,我們聽不見,是不是所有人都選擇要退出啊,那感情好啊,我也不用在這裡陪你們這些菜鳥受罪,也不用浪費時間……不是的話,那就是大聲點!」


  女兵們在沙漠上跑步,竭斯底里地喊道:「是!」


  外面女兵武裝越野,汗流浹背……六公里的越野花了足足將近兩個小時才跑完,女兵們就像在水裡撈上來一樣,身上的衣服都能夠擰出水來了。


  只要呼吸一口空氣,肺部都像著了火一樣,難受!


  渴!

  女兵們現在就想打開水壺喝上一口水,但沒有得到指令,女兵們也不敢私自行動,只能列好隊,等待新的指示……看著女兵們汗流浹背的狼狽模樣,杜宇命人抬出了一箱礦泉水,打開泡沫箱子,杜宇從裡面冰水裡拿出了一瓶,擰開喝了幾口,「你們很渴了吧,都想喝水?」


  女兵們看著直咽唾沫,口裡乾巴巴的直冒煙……連忙大聲道:「報告,是!」


  杜宇看了一眼身旁的閻王,淡淡地說道:「閻王。」


  「是。」閻王和元寶等人拿出了五瓶水,一把扔到女兵面前的沙地上,女兵們一愣,看著地上那五瓶礦泉水,「閻王爺,只有五瓶水,不夠分啊!」


  「對啊,閻王爺……難道還有別的口味?」田果好奇道:「如果有可樂的話,那麻煩給我一瓶可樂……我寧願喝點碳酸飲料,也不要喝礦泉水,那沒味道,不好喝。」


  「我也要可樂。」


  「算我一個。」


  「我也要。」


  「閻王爺,麻煩給我們換九瓶可樂。」


  看著女兵們你一句我一句,閻王他們對視了一眼,下一秒都忍不住笑了笑,女兵看得一頭霧水,這些男兵到底在笑什麼,真是搞不懂!

  閻王笑了笑,扭頭道:「想喝可樂啊?」


  田果一愣,「對。」


  「你們以為自己是在夏令營啊,你們可是在特訓!」閻王臉一板,怒吼道:「我告訴你們,這裡只有五瓶水,沒有可樂,也就是說有人能喝,有人不能喝……如果你們要喝可樂的話,那好,這五瓶水我也省了!我要不是看你們都是鷹一手一腳帶出來的兵,我哪來的這麼多廢話和你們說!這裡……五瓶水,我給你們三秒鐘的時間考慮,喝不喝你們自己決定!」


  閻王笑著數數,「1、2、3!」
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