番外:打電話 宇顏

  晚?十?點半?某?情侶正?打?虐狗?電話?

  “?宇哥哥?宇哥哥??跟????????家新??店????馬卡龍和草莓巴菲超?吃??”安顏興奮??床?滾?滾?“?次?????怎?樣?”


  “?啊?”電話????宇淺淺?笑????“聽???”


  “哇——?宇哥哥????順???嗎??樣??????變胖?啊?”安顏佯怒?壓低聲音?打算??皮???

  “嗬嗬——?事?胖?算???”?宇頓????“?且?再怎?重?比?輕???嗎?”


  “??樣?錯啦……??????畫比?輕???誒??哪??重?……”安顏比???“紮?”?動作??又?????????便直接???

  “叮咚?您??友——安顏表示她???紮??”


  “嗬嗬……”從電話?傳??又??陣輕笑??宇?學?安顏?話?“叮咚?您??友——?宇表示??介意??重點?”


  “?果再重?話?和?畫?差距?超???啊??”安顏???坐????

  “??????體健康更重??雖?安顏???和?畫差??斤?????體質比?畫???少?”?宇非常正經???:“?????體健康??保證??再重??養???”


  “誰……誰??養?……”安顏漲紅?臉?

  “誰??正和?打電話?誰??嘍?”


  “???又調戲??”安顏把電話?成?免提模式?放遠???“???理???”


  “???????逗???”


  “嗯……??????誠意?又??宇哥哥?份?……原諒???”安顏拿回?機?放?枕?旁??己?躺??床??“呼……果???躺?床?最舒服……”


  “噗嗤?躺?床?當?舒服???某?饞嘴貓別躺?躺?睡?????”


  “?才??睡?呢???午?睡午覺??”安顏?服??鼓?臉:“??……?才??饞嘴貓呢?”


  “別???急?號入座呀????饞嘴貓??墨畫哦?”?宇?嘴角勾?????弧度?

  “?宇哥哥?套路??太狡猾??居??用用墨畫?當擋箭牌?”


  “哦?難?安顏??覺?墨畫?饞嘴嗎?”


  “嗯……?像??點?吃……”


  “?且……”?宇故意停頓????

  “?且什??”安顏果??勾???奇??

  “與其?安顏?像饞嘴貓?倒?????考拉???睡0??????定夠?”?宇??番話成功?讓安顏再次炸毛?

  “?才????貪睡呢?哈欠——”安顏懶懶?打???嗬欠?

  “?????考拉吧?明明睡午覺?????比?先困?”


  “?才……才??困呢……”安顏努?睜?雙眼??眼皮越?越沉重?安顏終?抵??睡意?睡????

  “喂?安顏?”?宇等???????回應??從電話傳????安顏淺淺?呼吸聲?“睡??嗎?果????考拉呢……”


  “?宇哥哥……”雖?安顏?聲音??????點悶??????宇清晰捕捉???

  “???”


  “?宇哥哥……”


  “???夢話嗎?真?愛?”


  “?宇哥哥……”


  “?真?奇呢????做什?夢?才??直叫?呢?”


  “?喜歡?……”


  ?宇????愣住??

  “?宇哥哥……?喜歡?……”


  ?宇打??錄音設備?又從床?櫃?拿??紙筆????記??:

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  安顏她?夢話???共叫?叫??次??共告??兩次?

  安顏每??次??宇?回?句?並把紙??數字擦掉?再寫??新?數字?

  ??樣?安顏????晚???宇?記???晚??

  第??早??安顏睜??雙眼?伸??懶腰???向??機???電話??掛?非常驚訝?

  “喂????嗎?”安顏試探性?問????

  “嗯?醒??”?宇?打???哈欠?“既??醒??????睡?……”


  “??”安顏?嚇??跳?反應????敢確定?問??句?“?宇哥哥??該??……?晚???睡覺吧……”


  “嗯??啊???記錄某?考拉屬性?笨蛋晚???夢話?????晚??睡呢?”?宇輕笑??聲未等安顏反應????先???句:“??睡覺??掛電話哦?”


  “啊……????宇哥哥???休息……”安顏?點愣愣?回答??句?

  “嗯??????希望……???直接叫??宇?”?宇笑?笑?掛掉?電話?

  等電話掛????兒???安顏才反應???宇剛剛??什??

  夢話??她晚????什???

  乘??宇?睡覺?安顏讓?耀??宇?房??找?宇記錄?東西?拿?紙???????正寫?:

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  安顏她?夢話????整整?宿??共叫?叫??百?十?次??共告???百?十?次???共回??百?十次?