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爺不是上門女婿- 第110章 淑女有想法狐狸-都市青春-萬花小說
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第110章 淑女有想法狐狸

  王翠花本能的朝後一縮,緊緊的抱著被子,眼睛瞪圓圓的說


  “你想幹啥?我給你說了,不要做畜生不如的事情,也不要做讓你我後悔的事情!難道你忘了嗎?”


  曹偉看到這裏瞬間無語,心想我們距離合法夫妻,也就隻差個結婚證,你至於這麽緊張嗎?說出去也不怕人笑掉大牙,但是現在不是討論這個的時候,因為雖然躺在地毯上,下麵地暖加著熱,一點都不冷,而且比床上還要暖和,可不管怎麽舒服,那也沒有摟著被窩裏的媳婦舒服,於是長歎一口氣,假裝無奈的說


  “哎呀!我的好老婆啊!你就不能稍微對我有點信心嗎?如果我想做畜生一樣的事情,那還用等到現在嗎?這一點難道你心裏沒數嗎?別忘了!哥哥我是正人君子,更是一個有風度的紳士!”


  說完曹偉故意咳嗽兩聲,王翠花本想趕緊讓這家夥上床,但是為了再好好欺負一會,立馬反駁說


  “行了!麻煩你小子,在姐姐我這樣的淑女跟前說話的時候,能不能稍微經過大腦思考!不要再給自己臉上貼金了,自己幾斤幾兩,難道自己心裏沒數嗎?你小子要是君子,那也是拿著君子劍的偽君子,你要是紳士,那也隻不過是一匹有野心的狼僅此而已!”


  曹偉瞅了一眼,本想直接來一句,所謂的淑女,不過是一隻有打算的狐狸,那你這個小丫頭片子,今天晚上對哥哥我,橫挑鼻子豎挑眼的,將無理取鬧玩到極致的原因,還不是因為你知道,哥哥晚上有求於你,否則無法睡,現在隻要你跟我說話,那麽接下來的事情就好辦了,於是便沒有啃聲,故意打了個噴嚏,想看看這個小丫頭片子的反應。


  王翠花聽到曹偉噴嚏一個接著一個的打,心想萬一被凍感冒了,那玩笑就開大了,便有些生氣的說


  “你一天到晚的,嘴裏到底有沒有一句實話,請問有你這麽一聲不吭的,講故事哄人睡覺的嗎?”


  曹偉聽到這裏壞壞一笑,心想收拾你這樣的小丫頭片子,對於哥哥來說,那還簡單的不跟吃饅頭一樣,於是又故意打了個噴嚏,滿臉苦大仇深的說

  “哎!聽人說打一次噴嚏,那是有人想你!打兩次噴嚏,因為有人在罵你,如果不停的打噴嚏,那就證明,命不久矣了!但是我在有生之年,一直有個問題,始終沒有想明白,不知道你能否賜教!”


  王翠花聽到這裏,狠狠瞪了一眼,心想你小子最擅長的,那就是給姐姐我演苦肉計,但是今天姐姐今天就給你來個將計就計,看看你這豬嘴裏能吐出個什麽東西,於是假裝無奈的說

  “是嗎?你不沾毛都比猴精,沒想到居然也有你想不通的問題,看在你我相識一場的份上,為了你能死的心甘,姐姐就索性幫你一次!”


  曹偉被一句懟的,狠狠瞪了一眼,心想你這個小丫頭片子,典型半斤鴨子四斤嘴,正八經的嘴把式,等哥哥待會降服你,看你還嘴硬不嘴硬,隨之長歎一口氣,樂嗬嗬笑著說


  “老婆!其實這個故事,跟你剛才說的畜生有關係!話說有一對戀人,像咱們兩個一樣,孤男寡女的獨處一室,隻不過哪個男人,比我要混的好,人家跟女朋友兩個人,躺在一張床上,晚上睡覺的時候,那個女的對男朋友說,希望你不要讓我失望,更不要趕出畜生都不如的事情,那個男的則像我一樣,雖然躺在一張床上,但是一晚上中規中矩,不敢越雷池一步,恪守做人底線,一直到天亮,早上那個女的起來,直接給哪個男的一巴掌,怒氣衝衝的來了一句,你連都不如,簡直太讓我失望了!隨之奪門而出!你說我們男人怎麽這麽難啊!”


  王翠花聽到這裏瞪了一眼,心想說半天,原來在這裏等著,但是自己也不能直接這小子,輕而易舉的上床,於是假裝生氣的說


  “你的故事講完了?”


  曹偉先是一愣,隨之撓了撓頭,有些鬱悶的說


  “故事講完了啊!怎麽有啥問題嗎?難道你不覺的好笑嗎?”


  王翠花瞪了一眼,隨之冷冰冰的來了一句


  “行了!麻煩你不要再繞彎子了,直接說結果就可以了!”


  曹偉聽到這裏,瞬間心涼了半截,因為王翠花並沒有生氣,更沒有興奮的神情,而直接麵無表情,看來晚上隻能睡地上了,於是長歎一口氣說


  “哎!我也不知道怎麽給你說,你說我晚上在地上趟一晚上,明天早上你會不會,也給我來一巴掌,也來一句畜生都不如啊!我現在比較矛盾,不知道接下來該怎麽辦!不知你能否賜教一下!”


  王翠花瞪了一眼,心想明明這會想上來的,心裏像貓爪一樣,非要在這裏繞圈圈,如果你不嫌累,那姐姐我就再陪你玩會,於是眼睛一瞪壞壞的笑著說


  “這麽簡單的問題,難道你還用問我嗎?你已經活的,連頭種豬都不如了,還在乎當畜生嗎?”


  曹偉先是一愣,隨之一個華麗的轉身,直接爬進被窩,壞壞的笑著說

  “那從今天開始,我就你的小種豬了!寶貝,你願意嗎?”


  王翠花聽到這裏瞬間淪陷,輕輕的敲打了兩下曹偉的後背,呼吸有些急促的說

  “討厭!傻不傻啊!為啥不早點上來,在地上凍壞了吧!”


  曹偉傻笑了一下,隨之樂嗬嗬笑著說

  “這不是害怕你生氣嘛!”


  王翠花瞪了一眼,嘴巴撅的高高的說

  “請問你讓我開心過嗎?剛才那三十塊錢錢,氣的我這會還胃疼,一點都不會過日子!”


  曹偉發現時機成熟,輕輕親了一口,隨之語重心長的說

  “傻瓜!不要說三十塊錢,即便三十萬,隻要能讓你生活的更好,我眼睛都不會眨一下!說讓你是我最愛的人!寶貝!我愛你!”


  王翠花感動眼睛紅紅的,一把摟住曹偉,聲音顫抖的說我也是,一番風雨過後,曹偉有些擔心的說

  “寶貝!你準備什麽時候給你爸媽說啊!”

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